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rynzcycle , to cat in Can't control My-Self

My cat is adorable, but if she doesn't know you she WILL cut a bish. We warn everyone who comes in, but the number of times we've had to intervene when a landlord's agent, repairperson, etc was convinced they'd be the first stranger she liked... Look, but do NOT touch.

Captain_Waffles ,

Yep, like cats have feelings, respect them. My sister warned me her cat was really shy when I first came over. So I just didn’t expect to see her much. But to my surprise and delight she took right to me, cuddle rolling in my lap and asleep within 30 minutes of walking through the door. She then spent most of the night sleeping on me. My sister was not amused 😅. Apparently in the months she’d had her cat she’d never done that with my sister.

jaybone , to memes in Every Job person now

Is “job person” a term now?

Kiosade ,

People just HAVE to keep changing established terms to feel special, I guess. For example, I’ve noticed people used to say “X got that Win!”, then it changed to “Y fr earned that W”, and today I saw someone say “Z deserved that dub”.

Wonder what the next evolution could possibly be…

jaybone ,

I guess I’m just old.

Rodeo ,

Nah, it seems like a typo. But you are old, too.

TheRealLinga ,

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

SasquatchBanana ,

This is just how language evolved. It is a human phenomena. The slang you picked up was also adapted from other phrases that someone of the older generation will deem more correct.

15liam20 ,

Tru dat

Deftdrummer ,

Retardation.

PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in Pain

I better not play games else I won’t get to bed until 4am. I’ll watch YouTube/tiktok instead because it has lots of stopping points and I can pause it.

Not me watching YouTube/tiktok videos until 4am

Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in Impossible
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The people who grew up having to explain games that don’t pause are old and have kids now.

It’s just a pity he’s too young for Disco Elysium. Oh well, at least he’s enjoying Chrono Trigger.

original_reader ,

People who have kids now are old?

You haven’t lived long yet, have you? 🙂

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Gatekeeping oldness: the surest sign of someone worth talking to

button_masher ,

You’re not allowed to feel “old” until you hit 150 years. Then maybe you can start thinking about retiring.

Damn youngsters complaining about their hips and brains at the ripe age of 75. I pity the coming generation.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Real old people have no pity for the young. Get your own planet to ruin, kiddo! 💪👴

FlyingSquid ,
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I have a kid. I sure feel old these days.

razieltakato , (edited ) to memes in I lose mine last month :(
JackbyDev ,

You should put them all on a keyring!

Lunachocken ,

I thought there was a hole in your hand I didn’t see the metal. I just saw straight through them. Wtf

psycho_driver , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I have like 7 of these in a container next to me. I don’t think responsible is the word that would be associated with that behaviour.

PS - paperclips work fine for this purpose.

BCsven ,
s_i_m_s ,

IMHO the one in the middle is the most comfortable to use.

TwinTusks ,

Damn, I have never seen any of these shapes before.

dyc3 ,

I used the pins on an Arduino to pop my sim tray because I didn’t have any paper clips near me. There are a lot of things you could use.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

I always end up using my wife’s earrings.

ShimmeringKoi , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
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creditCrazy , to cat in Yep, a Professional bodybuilder
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One punch 猫

Ragdoll_X , to memes in It's so annoying
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That’s me basically every 10 mins or so. My attention span is not what it used to be…

NutWrench , to memes in Me in a nutshell
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“I see you’ve missed a lot of work, Peter.”

“Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been ‘missing it’ Bob”

dingus , to memes in Get out my head
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cupcakezealot , to cat in I will just take it.
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cat distribution system is getting more sophisticated

dingus , to lemmyshitpost in I have to remember?

P. Sherman 52 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Forne ,

I don’t know if it’s on purpose, but it has to be: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

dingus ,

It wasn’t lol. I fat fingered it!!

MoreOrLess ,
Slow , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Obviously the vandals did their best.

I hope in this community there are only people who condemn the destruction of public property.

FlyingSquid ,
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I sure as hell condemn this destruction considering any person might have a sudden diarrhea attack at any moment.

Vince ,

Hopefully it’s vandals, I can’t imagine being some guy taking a normal shit when all of the sudden the toilet disintegrates.

gibmiser ,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

_number8_ , to memes in Toughest Choice

impulse bought a 3D printer over the weekend then returned it today unopened

reSpOnSibUl

blindbunny ,

Why? 3d printing is so fulfilling.

danuker ,

fulfilling

Also infilling.

RagingRobot ,

Oh no! Please get one soon. Making stuff is important.

mapiki ,

I can respect that. But also- set aside money on a regular basis (cash in an envelope for the physical reality or in a budgeting app) until you have enough to get one. And then splurge on that or something else you want more by then!

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