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synae , to cat in Catnip addiction
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

legalize it

artaxthehappyhorse , to memes in idk bro
@artaxthehappyhorse@lemmy.ml avatar

When you’re juggling too many interrelated tangents in your brains RAM and start getting cache misses like crazy and go full core dump

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

When your program dereferences dangling pointers and throws exceptions and runs out of stack space due to fragmentation and leaks.

betahack , to memes in Pain

the Sunday scarries is real, it can hurt you.

squiblet , to lemmyshitpost in Dream be like
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

My dreams are always about doing something in groups of 2-5 people at some random place. Always pleasant, always strange.

Risk ,

And here I am fighting for my life every fucking night.

Zerush , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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WarmSoda , to memes in Yea, ADHD give me super power to do that

“everything is adhd” yawn

b00m ,
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

I enjoy some of the memes but it's clear it's just another self diagnosed "omg i got ocd, im so quirky" fad. being pumped full of ritalin during a developmental phase or at any point is not as fun as it's made out to be

moog ,

I swear everyone I know is talking about their ADHD non-stop. Only one person I know actually strikes me as having ADHD.

tdawg ,

So totally hear you but some stats to add perspective (all from wiki):

  • ~2% of the world has red hair
  • ~2% of American’s identify as homosexual
  • ~5% of American’s are suspected to have ADHD with 90% of them undiagnosed

So if this is accurate then that means roughly one out of every twenty people you walk by on the street has ADHD. Do people over use the term? Yes. Do most people underestimate how frequent it is? Also yes.

Further consider what happens when you give a people who are by definition poorly equiped to restrain themselves social media access and a relatable or spicy topic :p

Sincerely someone recently diagnosed

WarmSoda ,

No one on the street claims every ‘kooky thing’ they do is adhd. It’s an internet thing.

mdurell ,

You’re the first one to bring it up here.

WarmSoda ,

Do you mean other than OP with thier title? Then yeah I suppose you’re almost correct…

mdurell ,

Fair… I somehow overlooked that. My apologies.

WarmSoda ,

No worries. Appreciate you being honest. People take things far too seriously on the net

mdurell ,

What’s that supposed to mean!!! ;-) seriously, I overlooked it and your comment looked like it came from left field. My bad; pobody’s nerfect.

blackstampede , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just banana cat videos

Same, brother.

Christos , to memes in Really?
@Christos@sh.itjust.works avatar

No thats called working a sad job and having a sad life

UltraMagnus0001 , to memes in Really?

I’m usually excited to get home plop on the couch, deny that I’m tired and should go to bed.

ChaosMaterialist , to programmer_humor in My Journey

ddg unironically giving me better results than google these days.

silasmariner ,

I only ever use Google when ddg fails me and it’s maybe a 5% hit rate on that long tail

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah, and then I still use ddg to search Google (with !g).

featured ,

Same but with startpage (!sp) because it queries google anonymously

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to aww in Why its shape is wierd too?

Got the wrong sport. A birdie is used in badminton.

Viking_Hippie ,

No no, everyone knows a birdie is a golf thing…

Armand1 , to lemmyshitpost in MK bag

What is MK supposed to mean?

avapa ,

Michael Kors, I assume

bi_tux ,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

Good to know, now what is Michael Kors?

wizardbeard ,

Luxury brand like coach or gucci

LuckyBoy ,

Poor People luxury brand.

AlligatorBlizzard , to lemmyshitpost in MK bag

If she finds this hilarious, marry her.

Aggravationstation , to cat in Catnip addiction

My cat’s weird with da nip. He has no interest in it unless it’s inside a toy, then he’ll destroy that thing within a day.

rustyfish , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
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Anyone up to argue about something stupid?

TotallyNotSpez ,

You fight like a dairy farmer!

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

I give up.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

I've met a dairy farmer, that mfer could KO a brick wall.

jaspersgroove ,

Last time I got into a fight with a dairy farmer I ended up in a coma for 37 days and when I woke up whenever I tried to move my fingers my toes wiggled instead.

UlfKirsten ,

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Diabolo96 ,

I think Pokemon is an overrated game that prey on people nostalgia to re-re-release over and over the same game twice at the same time with the only difference being a slight sprite and name swap . Kinda like FIFA, NFL, PES. Heck, even they don’t do the release twice with slight variations bullshit. Imagine FIFA : Barcelona and FiFA: Real Madrid editions being sold separately and the only difference is that the team written on the other version isn’t available.

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

There can’t be an argument because I 100% agree with you.

Diabolo96 ,

But I failed my task of starting an argument. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

/Jk

PopShark ,

I think your Pokémon hot take is much less controversial than you envisioned lol

Diabolo96 ,

Isn’t it the most profitable franchise in the world ? There’s a craze around every new release and peoples praising it despite the glaring issues. I did expect a bit more controversy 😅.

Donkter ,

You would have gotten a more heated debate about this 10 years ago.

Diabolo96 ,

I remember thinking the same even as kid. Why would anyone defend it ten years ago but not now ? Genuine question.

dreadgoat ,
@dreadgoat@kbin.social avatar

Pokemon is how a lot of people got into games to begin with. It was a new and innovative experience from their perspective. Pokemon Red/Blue was a competent game with some fresh ideas, but through luck/marketing it became the launch point for a massive population of people into the gaming industry.

So now you've got a few factors playing into Pokemon hype:
Nostalgia (you never forget your first)
Production value (this made money, pump more money in)
Incidentally a formula that favors expansion (just add more Pokemon)

These factors are enough on their own to carry a franchise for a while, especially for an otherwise ignorant audience that doesn't play anything else (just like the people who just play FIFA games and nothing else). But at some point, it becomes too obvious even to the most zealous supporters that the formula is, well, a formula, and it's not changing or improving, and even they finally begin to criticize the product. It's easy to have a favorite pokemon out of 150, maybe even 450, but now there are over 1000 and it becomes exhausting even for die-hard fans. Even the number of types has exploded to 18 without actually having any interesting interactions to justify them, it's just more for the sake of more.

Plus, the most recent releases have been impressively lazy, again so much so that even megafans can't nostalgia their way out of it.

All this together makes for a history of a franchise that was one vehemently defended but is now seen as an embarrassing phase one went through as a child.

Diabolo96 ,

I appreciate the long and detailed explanation. I already knew most of this but the last sentence tie it all together. People snapping of the pink tainted nostalgia because the abysmal quality of the product they’re fed is surely a feat in laziness and and nonecaring about the consumers. Wish it manifested in the sales tho, consumers need to learn that they can vote for improvement with their cash.

ICastFist ,
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In the game’s defense, vaporeon is the game’s most compatible pokemon for human-pokemon breeding

azulavoir ,

it’s no coincidence that the best pokemon games (emerald, platinum, and legends arceus) are the ones that don’t come with a paired-off other half

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Burger King microwaves their burgers to melt the cheese and their chicken tastes like grade F pigeon meat

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds like the ramblings of a rich kid who doesn’t appreciate the taste of a pigeon. Tell me, how is it to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth?

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, I don’t own a pair of socks with holes in them to use as gloves to eat the damn bird properly. Tell me, how is it to be born with a plastic spoon in your mouth?

GeneralVincent ,

I worked at Burger King 8 years ago, we only microwaved one burger. That’s the veggie burger, that thing was the worst. All the rest though, you generally don’t have to microwave because it’s kept pretty warm in the heating thing.

Also, pigeons are basically the chicken of the sky. And it keeps the local pigeon population down so really a win win 🤷

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Some people really can eat anything

Kowowow ,

At least they haven’t been hit by shrinkflation nearly as bad as the hockey puck big mac

Broodjefissa ,

Well, depends on your definition of stupid. What’s something stupid according to you?!

Redrum714 ,

your mom

Flax_vert ,

That’s transphobic. Their birthing parent came out as trans last year. Oh wait I’m on the UK instance, maybe I should be the transphobic one.

Broodjefissa ,

But my IQ is probably less than my mom’s. So haa, who’s the stupid one now!

ougi ,
Broodjefissa ,

Congrats, you discovered you can make screenshots. Bravo 😂

explodicle ,

Absolutely not, that would be a complete waste of time.

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