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Captain of the Kabob Palace Guard.

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DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses (www.bbc.com)

South Korean private citizens send snack cakes, pamphlets, movies and K-Pop, North Korea’s defense ministry sends (or strongly condones sending) dookie and trash, says that their deliveries represent how hard it is for the DPRK to get rid of their trash. I THINK WE KNOW who the real victims are here.

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Danke.

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Well, they are resuming the ghetto blaster than can be heard about 6 miles into the DPRK during the day, about 15 miles at night. First time in 5 years. Handsome Dan, Mr. Scream and the Morning Zoo comin atcha all day every day!!!

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Juiced up suspension? That (lada?) is not sagging as much as it should.

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The governor so based, he’s making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

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Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water…

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Hurray for the rural tank.

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And lay a ton of self-fertilized eggs, all at the same time. There are only two genders, but she can switch as needed.

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Are they standing on an aircraft carrier? It could only be Kuznetsov, no other carrier is so stable under the weight of all that monster.

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I haven’t seen any coverage of the historical revisionist wang measuring event of yesterday. How did it go? Was it fun, did the pentagon taco bell feature in it? Spill the cordite, please!

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This is good tech reviewing. Pithy and unforgiving.

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That is economic assistance to rebuild after the battle. Cash for copper, it’s got to be safer than robbing substations.

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Gah

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How long before Khaled leads a bold run n gun coup against his own masters, but stops in Napa?

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Thank you for reminding to me to practice gratitude today- deep and abiding gratitude that I no longer have to use any ArcGIS products to make my living.

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You looked! So many tiny, unexplained error symbols for you! Your license doesn’t cover that service.

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Good to know, I just wanted one to burn weeds in sidewalk cracks.

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Those aren’t real. The Campaign for Human Rights and Natural Boobs starts here.

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Close support for Ukraine?

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Like invoices and scars? I’m not saying they’re not pleasing, but they’re no 1.) a husband washing dishes or 2.) a brand new Patriot missile system being unloaded at an undisclosed location.

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The world is full of possibilities! Adventure is out there!

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They mean weird, thin slices of ham.

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Sure, but this is a Russian and now, how will he pay for those hair implants? That is not a natural hairline, that’s butt hair transplanted and carefully fluffed with expensive gel. Someone knew.

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I can’t use a stencil, there’s a barrier unit behind me …I mean, glory to the motherland! Forward to Kyiv!

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Yes, this is what girls want, not money or six pack abs. We want a thicc boi that can decimate a Russian radar station while making us pancakes.

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Oh, thank goodness, I thought it was some SJW version of Lara Croft. Deep breath…inhale…exhale…they haven’t gotten to Lara, right? RIGHT?

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Angelina Jolie’s were very aerodynamic, though. Peak performance, heh

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Lara’s pixel tits are like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. They’re the patrimony of all mankind, they should be protected. We failed the Bamiyan Buddhas, let’s make sure we don’t fail hers.

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Good memories here. We need more Tycoon content. How TF did giant flaming smokestacks get in there, lower right corner of two screenshots? A mod?

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This reminds me of the suspended animation passenger plane in Hitchhiker’s Guide that will never take off because the lemon scented miniature towelettes were never loaded. Keeps me awake at night, man…

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This meme transcends races. There are many Black Israelite political groups in the US and they don’t like Israel, either, in fact, they want to move in on/annex territory from whoever lives there, because they think they’re the true inheritors. It will never be sorted out for anyone, so let’s meme instead. Detente through superior visual jokes.

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The Shah had his secret police making people disappear and using torture. He was not a beacon of anything.

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Let’s keep the conversation civil and on an adult to adult level, please. i.e., assume that the other commenter is arguing in good faith. Universal warning, my Universal Soldiers.

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Well, I vehemently disagree with you, but name calling and then doubling down would not serve me well, even if I were correct and everyone else was wrong. Hypothetically, if I had committed such a faux pas, I would *stop justifying myself and start being as courteous as possible to everyone around me. *

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Tasteful aerogirl?! Geddouttahere! This is NCD, not the Tate. 🤫

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I demand equity for kabob appreciators. What is the status of the Kabob Palace Guard?

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It sounded like a watermelon being cracked open, easy to miss.

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Ze flag, she is false.

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Got my halberd and a gat, had to regulate… 🎶

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And my dipping sauce!!!

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It was worth stealing. The zombified Barbossa is somehow more scary with the goggles and tacticool stuff. He can walk over the seabed. He could be anywhere right now. Goggles freak me out…what were we talking about?

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What is wrong with Mons? How did that ancient city hurt you?

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Your (rambo?) meme crashed my shit, all up in their shit.

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Those nazified stacks of empty cardboard boxes will never see this coming.

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I’m with the Army of Northern Virginia, but just for the barbecue and sweet potatoes. We don’t see each other much.

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We didn’t need their help with that last paragraph, that one is non credible.

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Excellent, brings a tear to my eye. He is the future.

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