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ChetManly , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Just got back from a pleasure cruise. I call bullshit.

HawlSera , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

This is satire right?

Track_Shovel OP ,
meathorse , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I propose a counter article:

Why billionaires should not exist: “Mansions, supercars, megayachts and tax avoidance are not that fulfilling”

JustMy2c ,

Get rid of excess money ? Turns out being extremely rich isn’t that rewarding, especially once everyone knows.

doingless , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

So no different than most days

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I worry about you, Lemmings. Eat some fiber or something.

example ,

I ate fiber but now my internet is down. what do I do?

XEAL , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s simply not true by the current definition of organism.

With all the Marvel alien species it was probably true for some of them though.

XEAL ,

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  • Carlo ,

    Not at all. Your gut biome is made up of multitudes of individual microorganisms. You are not.

    splicerslicer ,

    Consider the Portuguese manowar, which is a colony organism

    gun ,
    @gun@lemmy.ml avatar

    100% of the cells of the 50% of people that die, would die.
    100% of the cells of the 50% of people that live, would live.
    Overall, 50% of human cells still die

    quacks ,

    That’s some Maxwell’s Demon level of precision.

    figjam , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    I think they woefully underestimate how fulfilling naps are

    MrBusiness ,

    I envy you nap people, everyone in my family takes naps. I take a nap, wake up with a headache, then can’t properly go to sleep later. My body’s like ‘you slept for 20mins? Nah, you’re gonna need another cup of coffee now.’

    Urist ,
    @Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Always prepare your naps in the following way.

    1. Have water and maybe something sweet nearby to help wake you up.
    2. Have a timer on so you do not sleep too long.
    3. Have a pillow or something allowing you to sit up a little bit afterwards.

    Then just schedule some time after your timer goes off where you just ease into the pain of being sentient again. It is also possible to drink coffee before you nap, since the effects of caffeine will not kick in before after you wake up. Regarding the first point it is also really sweet (pun intended) to put say a small piece of chocolate on your tongue and just sit up and close your eyes.

    Lastly, you just have to learn what works for you. Falling asleep is also not mandatory for resting well!

    zalgotext , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

    Welp, that settles it, I’m making croissants this week

    ILikeBoobies , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
    Track_Shovel OP ,

    What can I say, except YOU’RE WELLLLLCOME

    objectionist , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
    @objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

    motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

    platypus_plumba ,

    Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

    1984 , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    Oh and I thought Avengers was a documentary.

    Hikermick , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

    I would be happy with a standardized weiner/bun length.

    dezmd , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)
    @dezmd@lemmy.world avatar

    When I first meet someone I try to say their name repeatedly to help remember it.

    And I’ve never apologized for being christian…

    /throws molotov

    BORTLES!

    Decoy321 ,

    Ah, the classic Mendoza solution.

    Vespair , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

    Snapping half the life forms also snaps half of the world’s gut bacteria. If we removed half of the gut bacteria from those who weren’t snapped, that would be removing 75% of the universe’s gut bacteria, not 50%.

    QuaternionsRock ,

    Not if 50% of the gut bacteria of the people who got snapped just like fell to the ground, or got stuck to that dusty shit.

    Vespair ,

    Why assume that though? The Infinity Gauntlet isn’t a Monkey’s Paw, it reads beyond the words and answers the intent of the wielder. So much so, in fact, that it even includes subconscious thoughts and feelings as part of its interpretation. I see often these ideas predicated on the Gauntlet working on Monkey Paw logic despite that being clearly and specifically not how it operates within canon.

    QuaternionsRock ,

    I mean, does it erase 50% of all life, or just roughly 50%?

    constnt ,

    50% of what Thanos considers life since it was powered by his will. Since he seemed to imply that nature (plants and animals) where not part of this it’s safe to assume it was sapient life only.

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    Makes you wonder what happened to fetuses. I think it’s fair to assume Thanos isn’t pro-life

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    He was worried about limited resources, so I would assume that non-sapient fauna would be included.

    Da_Boom ,
    @Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Except animals definitely were - remember endgame, Barton went into the office looked out the window to a small garden and found birds had appeared. Very indicative that the snap included animals

    SeekPie ,

    That’s just government propaganda to make you think that birds are real and not drones.

    groupofcrows ,

    Do we know if Thanos believed in life at conception or birth? Does someone with a donated organ count as one life, two or zero since they wouldn’t be alive without the organ. If I only ate one foot, or how about one toe, does that make me a cannibal?

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, the Gauntlet wouldn’t leave anything that can’t survive on its own, like gut bacteria, nor remove anything that’s needed for the proper functioning of another lifeform. It’s why there weren’t any fetuses falling to the ground after the pregnant women vanished.

    I would assume that conjoined twins would be a both-or-neither situation, since removing one would leave a gaping wound in the other even if they could have survived independently with surgery,

    Death_Equity ,

    Thanos does not believe that life begins at conception confirmed.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    It kinda sidesteps the whole thing, since the standard is life that is dependent on other life to survive is not counted separately. Like the conjoined twins thing I mentioned.

    Death_Equity ,

    You just can’t reconcile Thanos being pro-life and pro-half of all life.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Just like with someone who is pro-death penalty, Thanos cannot claim to be pro-life when he murdered half of the universe.

    Death_Equity ,

    He is so pro-life he horseshoes to killing half of life out of compassion for life and his desire for life to prosper.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Which is, of course, just a bullshit justification. Reality-altering power, and your solution is to kill people? Not create more resources, or make it so living things require less resources? He’s an unimaginative idiot.

    altima_neo ,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Yeah, we gotta remember the gauntlet includes the mind stone and the soul stone. Things smarter than just simply granting wishes, as you said.

    lauha ,

    That’s what the dust was.

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    Wait. If that is how it happened that means when half the population came back they all came back with 0% of their gut bacteria. Holy shit that would be horrible. The population doubles overnight and every single person and animal has the worse runs of their life. Meanwhile they can’t get the nutritional needs no matter how much food they eat. Spend the next few months while their family cries as they wither away surrounded by food.

    Vespair ,

    No, the desired effects was to undo Thanos’s snap, not double the human population. This means that all of the gut bacteria got unsnapped exactly the same as everyone else

    dwalin ,

    Imagine the famine if the next day the world population doubled. Considering that the agricultural production was also reduced

    Vespair ,

    Now this is good Infinity Gauntlet critique! This is a legit problem that honestly should have been tackled in the comics

    uid0gid0 ,

    If I remember correctly, it only took a short time to undo the snap in the comics, none of this 5 years later stuff

    Vespair , (edited )

    Yeah you’re correct, my bad. In the films, however.

    edit: I guess they kind of tackle the issue, although they for some reason seemed to focus more on where these people go rather than how to handle the sudden resource strain

    Test_Tickles ,

    Don’t worry, the litter of bodies from people that were on planes or high speed trains, or on ships will provide nutrients for the starving masses.
    Then suicides and murders as people return to find their loved ones remarried or dead because they committed suicide, should also provide another nutritional bump in the following weeks.
    Then the following World War should deal with everyone else.

    Transporter_Room_3 ,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    This is one of the many reasons why I say Tony Stark is a bigger villain to the universe than Thanos.

    A sudden LACK of mouths is much more favorable than suddenly DOUBLING them.

    I order to keep his family alive, he just brings them all back, many years out of place in a universe completely and totally unprepared for their arrival. Not to mention all the people who died AFTER the snap, as a direct result of the snap, will still be dead.

    Tony stark is supposed to be smart. So he should know the consequences of his action, and completely disregards it.

    And the series pretends he did the universe a favor.

    Fuck Tony stark.

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    Ok another one. What if the snap happened in late 2019 and suddenly there are billions of people who all need to be vaccinated at once?

    Death_Equity ,

    So many fecal transplants performed and probiotics sold.

    PrinceWith999Enemies , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

    I think the real problem would be ecosystem collapse.

    Ecosystems evolve as complex, interdependent systems with nonlinearities. What happens when you kill off 50% of pollinators in a single instant? 50% of plankton? 50% of grasses? The problem with nonlinear systems is that killing off half of A and half of B won’t have a linear effect if the relationship depends on having minimum levels of A. Assume it’s a random function such that we kill off half of all plants and on top of that half of all rhizobium bacteria which fix nitrogen for many plant species. Now we’re killing off potentially all plants that depend on having a stable population of rhizobium bacteria, which will have a cascading effect throughout the already devastated ecosystem. It’s all about tipping points and sigmoid curves and such.

    The truth is that it was a completely stupid idea, and it was what finally broke my love of the marvel franchise. Either you have runaway ecosystem collapses, or the populations will simply return back to their original levels to hit their ecological carrying capacities again. Kill off half of termites, and you’ll probably be back to the same level of termites in a decade or less. Even with people (using the word inclusively across all technological species), you’d have a population surge that within less than a century or so would be brought back to carrying capacities. Populations self-regulate via interaction with their ecosystems. You’re either going to end up with 100% extinctions or system recovery to current levels within a very brief period via normal reproduction and evolutionary dynamics.

    It was a massive effort undertaken by an immortal and massively intelligent person that is inherently flawed because the marvel writers apparently never took Biology 101-102. I’m not saying it was GoT season 8 levels of bad, but after watching those last couple of movies I not only never rewatched them, but I checked out of the mcu pretty much entirely after having rewatched the previous movies multiple times each.

    somePotato ,

    The movies did a great job at presenting thanos as an extremist that sincerely wants the greater good by questionable means, but it falls apart because his grand plan is just so stupid. The only way to reconcile the sympathetic character with the dumb plan is to point out he’s “THANOS THE MAD TITAN”, not “THANOS THE TITAN THAT FULLY CONSIDERS THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS”

    Would have been much better if they just kept his original motivation from the comics: Death is a hot lady and horny thanos does the snap as a gift to her

    PrinceWith999Enemies ,

    My problem isn’t that he’s a Mad Titan, but that the plot makes Ready Player One look like Les Miserables. It’s basically a concept script you’d expect to see coming out from the writer pool from 30 Rock where Tracy Jordan has a six armed alien outfit.

    We all know GoT died the death it did because they had absolutely no idea how to wrap it up and just wanted to be done with it. The mcu money should have been more than enough to do a proper job with transitioning the storyline, but they felt the need to do something blockbusting with it. I would rather have had a Watchmen style conclusion where some people move into retirement homes while the next generation comes forward, but their need to go over the top just turned it into a ludicrous script.

    I really don’t care that much. I was getting a bit tired of the franchise anyway (although the new GotG was pretty great), but it always kind of sucks when you can tell that the creatives involved just don’t care anymore. Contrast that with something like the final episode of MASH.

    Agent641 , (edited )

    What if there was an endangered animal with only one surviving individual? Does Thanos snap half of the animal?

    Franzia , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    This and the replies here are actually kind of inspiring. I guess I dont work right now and its very stressful because I feel stuck in my parents home, I dont have the power to craft my life the way I like just yet. But if I never had to work? It’d be so cool to just make art about what life feels like. I’d probably try harder at improving the social experience around me, as opposed to being so confident I need to move away in order to ever be important or build wealth.

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