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crystalmerchant , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

That’s a big ass bucket

Mouselemming , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

How about mussels? Can they filter water?

ILikeBoobies , to memes in shocked, I say

He’s really bad as a host

That’s the only joke he has that isn’t racist

Moira_Mayhem ,

He’s really bad as a host

You say that but his stupid shocked face literally kept the show alive long LONG after it should have passed away peacefully.

I mean its almost like his semi incompetence is a cultivated branding trait now.

ILikeBoobies ,

Maybe it’s an American thing

To me Canada’s version is much better because we have a host that can actually read the questions and banter with the people

Moira_Mayhem ,

Yeah American TV is definitely lowest common denominator. It’s popular because it caters to the same kind of people that would like ‘ow my nuts’ from idiocracy, and those kinds are endless in number.

Again, he’s not a good host for comedy, delivery, or pacing, but his stupid face and bumbling nature is beloved by many.

Like a children’s birthday clown without makeup.

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in shocked, I say
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

I still have nightmares from that Pingu episode Dx

CaptKoala ,

Same

smitten ,

Ikr why tf did they make such nightmare fuel

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in Hurling consequences up to 30 km away
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

This is wisdom.

germtm_ , to memes in I know what I got

The Ullapool Caber

neonred , to lemmyshitpost in Creamy centres

Won’t they suffocate? 🦀

misterundercoat ,

Nah they have gills, silly

rynzcycle , to lemmyshitpost in cool phone trick

Ok, I tilted my phone and shoved it up my butt... now what? I never get these memes, I must be getting old.

Edit: hold on someone's calling me...

Sasha ,

The pro strat is to first post something extremely controversial on twitter

sbv , to lemmyshitpost in the weirdest part of the year

I’m glad I’m not the only person who stands half naked in a dark kitchen eating shredded cheese directly from the bag while staring at my phone and hoping nobody sees me.

modifier ,

Your phone sees you. It is cursed to always see, and to hear everything.

sbv ,

haha mark zuckerburg you creepy fuck look at me LOOK AT ME

ryan , to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research

Devil's Tower is apparently not even a volcano according to science, but "but was injected between sedimentary rock layers and cooled underground. The characteristic furrowed columns are the result of contraction which occurred during the cooling of the magma." source

Anyway, science can be wrong, assume everything is a volcano until proven otherwise. Devil's Tower? Volcano. The hill outside your house? Volcano. Your dog? Believe it or not, volcano.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I know how it was formed; injection and then the surrounding landscape eroded away, but it’s a good shitpost

ryan ,

Oh, you "know", eh? Sounds like we got a scientist over here, boys! Let's get him!

(But seriously: I added that bit because I went and looked it up myself based on your post, and I thought it was interesting and other readers might also find it neat. One of those TIL things.)

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmao that usually how it goes when I talk sciencey online. My background is in soils and surficial geology; though the latter is only though the lens of soil formation.

RickyRigatoni , to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

i wanna go to prairie dog town

rockSlayer ,

You drive past it on the way to Devil’s Tower. If you’ve never seen a prairie dog before, you’ll absolutely love it

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m prarire dogging right now

Thade780 , to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research

I crave mashed potatoes now.

uservoid1 , to lemmyshitpost in Wow, my uncle has been trying to save Christmas all along!
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m actually shocked that it is just a good kids book. The main joke is on the cover, and that’s about it.

Waraugh ,

It’s good that Blow could handle the load.

Jackcooper , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore

ieightpi , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Fucking pop tarts lmao

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