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EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more…I owe it to a high fiber diet.

Agent641 ,
thechadwick ,

Non credible defense is skewing older and more colon-health conscious than I would have initially expected…

TIL.

fosho , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Over-under shotguns exist mon ami

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

No. The bacteria eliminated was all in the people who were dusted for convenience.

LarmyOfLone ,

But it’s not random. Not fair. Not balanced. Entire civilizations of gut bacteria wiped out! To them it was like he wiped out entire planets instead of life forms!

Gladaed ,

If you wipe out the people you wipe out the biome. You just want more than 50% killed.

LarmyOfLone ,

I mean Thanos stick was that it was random and dispassionate, and thus morally not biased towards specific values or ideals. Well except for the individual gut bacteria.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

but how do the forces behind the infinity stones determine who gets dusted? In some places is was all except one person in a large group of people dusted and only sometimes was it half of the population of an area.

That means that part of what was dusted away must’ve been micro-organisms like bacteria in people’s guts.

co209 , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f7106f13-03b1-4d11-8fc9-6e28369bd67d.jpeg

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

  • Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
  • Corn
  • Peas
  • Ground beef
  • Chicken
  • Cheese
  • Cabbage
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Bacon
  • Crispy straw potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs
doctorcrimson ,
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs

So it’s war, then?

Snapz ,

This is the feeling when someone cosigns/supports your bland statement “Nachos are the best food!” and then they immediately project their entire fucked up POV on you and follows with something completely off the mark in the spirit of, “THIS GUY GETS IT, MAN! We should lower the age of consent!!!”

doctorcrimson ,

I take it this situation happens to you quite regularly?

Jorgelino ,

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.

Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.

Sagifurius ,

That’s fine, just change the name. It’s not a Philly Cheesesteak anymore if you cover it in mushrooms, green peppers, mustard and pickles, for example.

ghostdoggtv , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)

It’s a psychological trick to get on your good side. Don’t give religious people any of your personal information, chances are they want to kill you.

mojofrododojo ,

yup, a cheap trick right out of ‘how to win friends and influence people’ or ‘how to start a cult’ (actual book).

someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

Doesn’t that multiply really fast? We’d be back in like a day, maybe two.

psmgx ,

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn’t changed too much.

And that’s possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you’re paying 85 bucks for a steak.

someguy3 ,

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don’t see much problem.

Tinidril ,

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

ethanolparty ,

Yeah but you know they’d use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

wabafee , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

This is a sense of purpose or meaning of life thing I guess. Some see work as their only meaning of life. More power to them though personally for me I rather rot not doing anything than working for someone till I die.

TheDoctorDonna , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I don’t want to work forever and I 100% disagree with this article, but I also don’t want to be my grandparents who never went anywhere or did anything ever because they were limited to their pension money. I would rather work part time than wait around for someone to visit because I can’t afford to do anything else.

There needs to be some enhanced senior programs to help make it so you don’t have to spend the next 20 years doing another puzzle alone at the table or whatever the stupid ass title was.

Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

everything reminds me of her

psmgx ,

One memory to forget

Bigoldmustard , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I was fortunate enough to get paternity leave and had 9 weeks off. I am not a man with a ton of hobbies. Holy shit guys they have us brainwashed. I never even once felt I had “run out of things to do”. I felt alive in a way I haven’t since childhood. I think our girl is better off for having that time with both of us also.

Everyone should have that opportunity. I think it would allow people to really bond with their kids. Even people who don’t have kids should get it, shit it’s so good to choose what you do every day I still feel refreshed almost 2 years later.

themeatbridge ,

There are two things I cannot imagine.

1: Ever running out of interesting things to do, hobbies to try, books to read, people to meet, or places to visit.

2: Ever having enough money to be able to not work.

CodeHead ,

This makes me sad… mostly because it describes me perfectly.

Mog_fanatic ,

I’ve had the ”if you had infinite money" discussion with tons of people and am absolutely floored at the number of people that say they would get a job just to have something to do or to keep from getting bored. I’m like dude I have .003% of the time I want to do all the dumb shit I want to do. I could never in a million years imagine myself being like “yooo I am soooo bored having unlimited free time and money. I’m gonna go apply at the gas station”

Olhonestjim ,

I already own more books, movies, music, and video games than I will ever complete before I die, based on current trajectories. Now if I didn’t have to work…

catarina ,
@catarina@kbin.social avatar

I get the argument for getting a job, though. Here is my perspective: I would find something I could do part te, and that I felt was really useful. I have consideredany times working in a nursing home with elderly people - being able to help them and hopefully even bring them some joy would benefit me, because my personal sense of purpose is tied to collaborating and giving back to the community around me. Plus, it's the type of job no one wants to do; if money weren't an issue, and I didn't have to put in 40+ hours a week, I would be happy to pick it up.

ComradeBunnie ,
@ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone avatar

Exactly. I wouldn’t be working in some office job; I’d be volunteering my time to give back to the community, keep me active, and maybe make some friends. All part of keeping from becoming a weird hermit, which is my natural instinct.

Kase ,

I know right! I’m working part time at my university and I really like my job, but I didn’t realize the best part until December came along and I had a whole month off. I’m sure it’d be even more appreciated by someone who was working full time or had kids at home.

egeres , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

I know that headline must be incredibly infuriating for a public like lemmy, * but *, personally I have some conflicts about the whole retirement concept since it starts a chain of cognitive decline and isolation (this is a source but there are many more: bmcgeriatr.biomedcentral.com/…/s12877-017-0556-7)

I’m not saying that people should be working forever, I just wonder if there could be some optional way for some elder people to contribute to society in a way that feels meaningful? Are there jobs where they could fit and have that feeling of fulfillment? Understand that I have met a fair amount of old people that felt useless and was just “waiting to die” in a depressive way. In some ways jobs can be a source of happiness if people isn’t being exploited. What I’m thinking about would be optional and with less hours involved

On the other hand, maybe what I’m describing is not necessarily a “job position for old people” per se, maybe if we as a society invested more in quality of life for the elder I believe we could make them happier. I feel terrible that we’re barely doing anything for the loneliness problem…

udon ,

A cool project idea that popped up a few years ago in China was a home-to-home food delivery service. Basically, a grandmother whose grandchild lives in another city can cook her grandma-level food and the delivery guys would pick it up and bring it to students in the area. Probably embedded in an extractive economic model, but the core idea was quite nice.

udon ,

In Japan I see many elderly guys work as traffic assistants, eg to help children get to school safely. Can be annoying at times and I don’t know how/if they get paid, but definitely gives them something to do and connects them to other people.

Chocrates ,

Lots of non profits are desperate for people. The elderly don’t have to camp on jobs that the young need for fear of having nothing to do.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

So what you’re saying is, the “Up the Thanos” strategy could have worked if Antman simply flew up there while Thanos was emptying his bowels due to the changes to his gut biome. The only difficulty would be swimming up the stream of liquid shit ejecting out at high speeds.

EvolvedTurtle , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Solution Spend that time doing anything else lmao

If that’s the best you can come up with it’s not retirement it’s you

Unless ofcourse you enjoy those things Then you enjoy the fuck out of that lmao

Duamerthrax ,

The first two are what executives think of. The last one was added cause a pr rep said it needed to be more “human”.

catarina , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@catarina@kbin.social avatar

I took one month off on unpaid leave. Not only did it confirm that I didn't miss a thing from my bullshit software dev job, those were 4 busy and productive weeks, with many projects I had left on hold. Plus, I felt much better in terms of health. It allowed me to taper off an SSRI. And I lost weight too!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Why did you taper off?

Kase ,

It might not be what they’re talking about, but SSRI is a type of antidepressant

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m aware :)

Kase ,

Omg sorry, I misread your comment to say “what did you taper off.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2139b9d8-1f60-40f9-9e17-7d88911492f3.jpeg

catarina ,
@catarina@kbin.social avatar

I had been trying to go off my antidepressants for a while, and tapering it off is the recommended way to do it. However, there are still side effects, and dealing with the side effects while having to stay on my normal work routine and stress was too much for me.

platypus_plumba ,

I’ve taken 6 months twice in 5 years. Best decisions ever. I really don’t get how people feel proud because they worked 20 years with minimum rest.

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