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Omega_Haxors , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

Facebook’s looks just a tiny bit too realistic.

detectivesniffles ,
@detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

they really got that just-dipped-my-balls-in-the-unidentifiable-buffet-soup-and-it-was-scorching kinda look to em

mutter9355 ,

Yeah, Facebook’s one is really getting into uncanny valley territory. Especially those teeth…

Everythingispenguins , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work

TheCheddarCheese , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

am i insane for actually wanting to try this

ShadowCatEXE ,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Is my group of friends and I the only ones who use that emoji as kind of “fuck yeah” or “yes please”?

Because I don’t think this meme is meant that way 🤔

thedirtyknapkin ,

Yes, I would be very confused if you sent me one that way

CaptainBlagbird , (edited )
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting, we use it in a way like we would use this gif:

https://media2.giphy.com/media/ljookvhfvUQ0w/giphy.gif

As a way of saying yes a bit too excitedly, leaning into craziness. 😅

Xavienth ,

what

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was a soccer derby.

TokenBoomer , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Worst best shiitpost ever. Absolutely the truth.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Are you the token boomer, or a toking boomer?

TokenBoomer ,

Former. I don’t touch the devil’s lettuce 🥬

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

More for me then, cheers mate 🤙

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe stop studying cow dung.

Track_Shovel OP ,

What about piles of dirt?

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure that’s not my area of expertise.

Track_Shovel OP ,

It’s mine though

habanhero , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Simple solution, spend 1 second and decide to consciously ignore guy on internet for the rest of your life.

Works wonders for mental and physical health, zero downsides!

TokenBoomer ,

True. Until 70+ million of them decide to vote in a fascist dictatorship.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Fucking happening over here. The thing with echo chambers is that someone eventually starts farting, and then people start breathing it in. Those people start farting, and boom a moronic fascist dictatorship or radical conspiracy group is born

tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

Mmmmm, balogna and chocolate in a cup. Why are we just now inventing this??

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That’s how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.

tygerprints ,

And that's why I spell Capitalism, "H" "I". I welcome capitalism in all it's beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.

zyratoxx , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Honorable mention: Samsung 😬

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

That's not how emojis work. They look different for everybody. It all depends on how the client renders Unicode character U+1F62C. Just like text.

Try it out. Find a PC with a web browser and find your comment and emoji, and see how it looks on a different platform.

zyratoxx ,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Oh, yeah, I know how emojis work using unicode, I just didn’t bother to attach an image of the Samsung 😬 emoji for laziness reasons (I myself don’t have a Samsung Smartphone either.)

I’m sorry, I should have done that, now I have made myself look like a fool :')

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Oh shit my bad, I was being a nerd. 🤓

zyratoxx ,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Haha no problem. We all are nerds around here, otherwise we’d probably be using Instagram and TikTok (and Reddit).

Funny back story: I first learned about Unicode around 2013 - 15 (I always judge those wrong in terms of when I started using certain apps/sites)… Back then people would start commenting shit on YouTube using emoji but Firefox hadn’t introduced emoji support yet, causing them to be displayed as Unicode strings which lead to comments looking like this: “Hahaha, haven’t laughed like this in ages U+1F602 Best video ever U+2764”

HonoraryMancunian ,
Omega_Haxors ,

Porky Minch ass looking mfer.

Venator ,
RedditMobileMyAss , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

The URL is still twitter, so that’s what it is.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca avatar

I deadname corporations run by transphobes

RedditMobileMyAss ,

Another good reason.

birdbrain5381 , to lemmyshitpost in Good luck out there

Thanks! Heading out for my first 30+ miler in a bit. Doing the physical therapy exercises required after being hit by cars in the past on my bike. The random encouragement is appreciated!

waigl , (edited ) to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

WhatsApp is not its own company, it belongs to Facebook/Meta.

Also, on that topic, you could do the same thing you did with X/Twitter to Meta/Facebook.

*edit: Oh, and of course Alphabet/Google. Curious how many big tech companies seem keen on obfuscating their own name these days…

superduperenigma ,

Facebook the product is still called Facebook, Google the product is still called Google. It’s only the parent companies that changed their names, their products kept the same branding.

Twitter the product has been, or is being, rebranded as X along with the company.

waigl ,

But this is about companies, not products or brand names.

DrBob , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Three years for a PhD? Must be a Brit or combined degree. Average is almost six at the moment.

Track_Shovel OP ,

They are 5-6 in my neck of the woods. You can go straight to a PhD from a bachelor’s though

DrBob ,

There is some field dependency - mathematics is notoriously fast. The other one I talk about below is the PhD portion of an MD/PhD. In some fields (mine included) there’s 2 years of coursework plus lab research so it was heavily results driven.

tygerprints ,

I dunno how, but my brother got his PhD in three years and was a doctor by the age of 21. Yes he was pretty smart to begin with, but he really did it in record time. I don't think it would be the same today, I think requirements have changed a lot since then.

SoleInvictus ,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a microbiologist in the US, it’s at least eight years for us.

TokenBoomer ,

You did the meme and got upvotes? We’re doomed.

skeletorfw ,

Even as a Brit that’d be fast. Here you’re funded for 3.5y with 6mo unfunded “writing up time”.

rockSlayer , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

Why is facebook’s grimace so horrifying?

EmpathicVagrant ,

They said no I don’t think just not having lips is terrifying enough, and gave it depth so it feels like it could just bite you at any moment.

thefartographer ,

It’s so fucking cursed…

HonoraryMancunian ,

It looks like it has one of those mouth guards in that dentists use to whiten teeth

PatMustard ,

Reminds me of the overbite Winnie the Pooh meme face with those teeth

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