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banazir , to books in Bookmark
@banazir@lemmy.ml avatar

Libraries love this one little trick.

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

okay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?

Matty_r ,
@Matty_r@programming.dev avatar

Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

But I’m not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.

Wogi ,

Ummm…

They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.

Wogi ,

Upset your landlord with this one neat trick!!

chemicalwonka , to lemmyshitpost in Roll for initiative
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Be the light you want to see in the world

OpenStars , to memes in Liquid fire
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Answer: not yet.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yo, I got to ask. Why is the rock even cooking? How did this become his tagline? If his name was the cook or the chef or something, sure, but the rock?

Viking_Hippie ,

Sometimes big burly men in spandex beating up each other aren’t logically consistent.

You’re not wrong, though…

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I mean… in this instance what he is cooking is explained in the OP: he uses Taco Bell ingredients to “cook up” something “special”. Which he then allows you to smell - he’s so friendly to share like that.:-P

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

electroBOOM ⚡

Ascend-910 , to lemmyshitpost in boom. headshot
@Ascend-910@kbin.social avatar

The sun is a deadly lazer

Rolive ,

Not anymore there’s a blanket~

So we toss blankets over SUVs?

Ascend-910 ,
@Ascend-910@kbin.social avatar

Sound like a big blanket

morgunkorn , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

TÜV sagt nein.

Norgur ,

DEKRA vielleicht?

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Wenn der Preis stimmt…

Tristaniopsis , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

Godnroc ,

That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.

Tristaniopsis ,

Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.

paholg ,

I hate to break it to you, but hot dogs and tacos are the same.

cuberule.com

Tristaniopsis ,

Ok I can see that. However according to the holiest principles, Mexican food is above all others and floats on a cloud of cloudy floatiness with other foods below it.

Source: I like Mexican food.

Agent641 ,

Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!

MrBusiness ,

Disagree, I love condiments.

Tristaniopsis ,

They really lessen the pleasure for me and when they break it’s a nightmare.

AeonFelis , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

cley_faye , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

If you’re an adult, you can.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

proceeds to get sued for patent violation

Gotta love the free market!

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

grue ,

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

Alteon ,

I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.

GissaMittJobb ,

On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

Jakdracula , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Is a hot dog is a taco?

Codename_goose ,
@Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works avatar

According to the cube rule (cuberule.com) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar
Sotuanduso ,

Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

Sotuanduso ,

So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

Davel23 ,

Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

cowfodder ,

Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

grue ,

If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

Sagifurius ,

? a tortilla is also folded.

PapaStevesy ,

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

Sotuanduso ,

Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

jaybone ,

Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

IronKrill ,

You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.

Sotuanduso ,

What are you eating, Captain Crunch?

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always thought of it as a soup.

PapaStevesy ,

I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.

HonkTonkWoman ,

hotdoaco?

hotacog?

dotaho?

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation, but particularly in a vehicle where there is a transmission involved.

EasternLettuce ,

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  • Ilovethebomb ,

    it directly measures their ability to get up to speed

    No, it doesn’t. power measures how fast the vehicle will get up to speed, torque is meaningless unless you know the RPM that torque is being made at.

    EasternLettuce ,

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  • bilb ,
    @bilb@lem.monster avatar

    You’re both completely wrong. The only important measurement of a vehicle is spirit

    Tremble ,

    Don’t forget to check your tires people that’s a lot of torque

    Edit: wherever the rubber meets the road

    Mwallerby ,
    @Mwallerby@startrek.website avatar

    I thought it was style, control, damage and aggression

    original_reader ,

    And here I was thinking HP might be the Hit Points.

    Delta_V ,

    Only if you’re playing a mage. Otherwise you’ll want to know the vehicle’s HP, AC and THAC0.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Also wrong. If you compare two otherwise identical vehicles, the one with more power will both accelerate faster and have a higher top speed, assuming it has the gearing to use that power.

    Stop getting all your vehicle knowledge from old top gear episodes.

    QuinceDaPence ,

    To accelerate a vehicle we need to put kinetic energy into it and Power is the measure of how fast we can do that.

    From a technical capability standpoint, torque is a useless measure. With a motor of a given power you can always gear it up or down to whatever torque you need (assuming a lossless transmission system).

    If we take two identical trucks with 10k lb trailers on them and one's a 800ft-lb diesel and one's a 300ft-lb gas, both with 400hp, they sould realisticly accelerate and climb a hill at the same rate. The diference is the gas engine will be screaming at 6/7/8000 rpm and guzzling gas. (This also assumes no other factors like heat cone into play, the gas may not be able to maintain as much power due to cooling system designs or other factors).

    Torquey-er engines also tend to feel better from a driveability standpoint but that's not representative of capability.

    Pelicanen ,

    What? Torque tells you what force can be applied at what distance from the center of rotation. Acceleration is a function of mass and force. Of course more torque is going to get you to accelerate faster.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Remember, power is torque times RPM, which is your accelerating force. It’s a functionally useless measurement without RPM.

    An engine with half the torque revving twice as fast will make an equal amount of power, and accelerate equally fast.

    GBU_28 ,

    Most legitimate torque ratings include at what rpm. Many articles do not include all the details.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    That’s true, but of course the article doesn’t give an RPM range.

    GBU_28 ,

    So you love me?

    anarchy79 ,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Here’s something tp calm your nerves, Talk The Torque, the best damn car review show on the Internet!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=8627su-jKWo

    Glemek ,

    Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation

    Are you the one overtightening all the bolts in my shop??

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Maybe.

    nebula42 , to memes in GOT EM!
    @nebula42@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m reading wikipedia, he seems like he was a good person. Is there something I’m missing?

    edit: aaaaand there it is.

    Bransonb3 ,

    What am I missing?

    Roflmasterbigpimp , (edited )
    @Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

    He was deeply involved in toppling South American Governments and in violation of Human Rights. But in his early life he seemd to be a decent Man, so I have no Idea what happened to him. Maybe he got corrupted by Power.

    And his Warcrimes in Cambodia

    SnotFlickerman , to memes in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    goodboomerhumor vibes.

    db2 ,

    Boomers don’t own puns.

    SchizoDenji ,

    My brother in christ, this joke is straight out of one of the Disney/WB cartoons where one of the portraits of a pig’s ancestors is just sausage.

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