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fakeman_pretendname , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

Tell me you play Dwarf Fortress without actually telling me you play Dwarf Fortress.

tired_n_bored , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

The person coming up with this must have been high af

dulce_3t_decorum_3st , to memes in Apple
@dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world avatar

I only ever hear Android users complaining about Apple, never the other way around

Ibaudia ,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

Because Android doesn’t intentionally fuck over Apple users nearly as hard

PopOfAfrica ,

Graphene OS user here. Android sucks ass unless you get a custom rom.

seantpayne ,
@seantpayne@fedia.io avatar

If you're an iOS user, you've never been on the other side and experienced the sheer frustration of just trying to communicate or exchange simple things, like pictures or audio clips. Want high res? Nope, Apple devices still downgrade images to resolutions that were bare minimum compatibility for feature phones over a decade ago and the Android recipient gets the terrible quality image. Video of your kid your mother recorded? Forget it, it's been reduced to potato quality that, again, is compatible with feature phones from eons ago and sent to the Android user with the latest flagship. Exchange an audio clip you recorded? That recording is transcoded to a garbled mess and sent to the Android user.
The only way to get quality is to switch to some other communication platform such as Signal. That shouldn't be the case in 2024.

thorbot ,

Funny how that works.

Valmond , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

Fuck them all (and so much much more the russian oligarchs) but actually a bit funny.

FireTower , to newcommunities in Breadtube (Solarpunk) - A community for leftist videos, with a particular focus on Solarpunk and Anarchist content!
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Just now realizing for the first time slrpk.net doesn’t stand for “slurp k . net”

ProdigalFrog OP ,

LOL 😂

“Come on over to our instance and learn to slurp like you should, K?”

CraigeryTheKid , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?

Tell that to my HOA

Glifted ,

An HOA is a deal breaker for me when looking at a house

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

Depends where you are looking. I live slightly out of town, and the subdivision HOA does little more than road maintenance and snow plowing (so the HOA owns a plow truck and a tractor), trash service, maintenance of communal areas.

A nearby subdivision has no HOA and it must be a pain working out who’s responsible for maintaining or snow plowing sections of road, with the answer from everyone probably being “not me”, and everything is a mess.

veroxii ,

Anywhere needing snow plows is a deal breaker for me.

refoux ,

The city does this for a lot of places

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Sure, but having the home owners come together in some kind of association to take on some basic services makes the suburbs slightly more sustainable for the city. When the city does everything for the suburbs it’s a serious problem - the infrastructure costs more because of the huge lots and lack of housing density so they have to build more. Dense urban areas generate more tax revenue and most suburbs and neighborhoods of single family homes end up costing cities money, it’s one more way society subsidizes the lives of wealthier people.

Ioughttamow , to lemmyshitpost in 1st left

If my thighs can rub a hole in my jeans in less than a year, how quickly are shoes going to eat through this?

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m sorry, but

SHOES IN THE FUCKING HOUSE???

I will literally kill someone if they step off the doormat

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Culture difference moment

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

You wouldn’t have as much of a problem with shoes in the house if you installed yourself some jarpet floors.

Krackalot ,

Better complete the look with a jouch and some jrapes.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dammit, now I can’t stop laughing thinking about if the jarpet matches the jrapes

FooBarrington ,

Babe, when will you finally hang the new jallpaper?

Ioughttamow ,

I’m assuming a house with jairs is a house with indoor shoe permissiveness. Maybe I should check my privilege idk lol

Jtee , to memes in My go to when I want to impress a date
@Jtee@lemmy.world avatar

My wife says this isn’t funny but she’s wrong

MrFunnyMoustache ,

Is your wife Italian?

Son_of_dad , to memes in OnLy GoD cAn JuDgE mE

I hope he is forever dubbed “officer acorn” and made fun of for the rest of his life. Like officer bubbles. In reality, he’s probably a police chief at the next town already

RespectMyAuthoriteh , to lemmyshitpost in delicious
@RespectMyAuthoriteh@lemmy.world avatar

Green color means it’s healthy.

KingJalopy ,

“organic”

farfarawaay ,

Is that green to you?

Nelots ,

Is it not? Looks like a blueish-green to me. I’d definitely say it’s greener than it is blue.

Fish ,

I prefer the beige color without any added dyes.

TokenBoomer ,

Back in my day, we had to churn our plastics by hand, for hours. My grandfather wouldn’t let us play until we finished our chores. Kids these days don’t know how easy they have it.

Starfighter , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

Out of curiosity I’ve let it rate Low<-Tech Magazine, a website run on an ARM SBC powered exclusively with off-grid solar power, and that only achieves 87% / A.

Link to results

Patches ,

That is because they didn’t pay their membership fee

jonuno OP ,

Eheh nice one to test! If there’s a 100% it should be that one

DessertStorms , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Same as "carbon footprint" - meaningless greenwashed bullshit there to shift focus away from those responsible, and the true scale of the damage they're causing for money.

If anything - seeing that kind of certification would make me actively avoid a company because you know they're at best using it to virtue signal for profits, at worst and more likely, they're using it to cover up much much worse shit they're doing.

kibiz0r , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Yeah, but it could also fix some things regarding racism, sexism, ableism, trans issues, immigration, geographic disadvantages etc. Maybe climate change?

Death_Equity ,

Suicide would be an epidemic.

nailbar ,

Everyone will reroll for better stats

Chekhovs_Gun ,

Pretty sure that would result in negative karma, and thus the new reincarnated form would be even less desirable.

Death_Equity ,

There was no indication that karma or any such system was included, you included that into the scenario and it is therefore invalid.

There would be people racing to get to the simplest organism incapable of sentience if there were a karmic system.

Chekhovs_Gun ,

That’s what the basis of reincarnation is about though… karma. You do good deeds, your karma level goes up, you get a better reincarnated life in the future. Likewise, the opposite is true as well.

Death_Equity ,

Karma is an aspect of the Hindu and Buddhist reincarnation beliefs. They do not have sole ownership of the concept of reincarnation.

If they had said “What if Hinduism is right and reincarnation is real?” then that would be a different scenario. They only put forth that the concept of reincarnation was real.

Chekhovs_Gun ,

Ah I see what you mean now. Eh, regardless I’m sure the universe would have some sort of similar karmic system in place to prevent thatt suicidal loop hole.

AnyOldName3 ,
@AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

There’s no secular reason to think that the universe would care, or that a universe capable of caring would see it as a problem.

bob_lemon ,

The word “desirable” in the context of human-only reincarnation opens a whole other can of worms

lolcatnip ,

Depends on what version of reincarnation we’re talking about.

root_beer ,

Like what, a paramecium or baker’s yeast or something? At least I can’t have a collection agency coming after me then

drislands ,

Optimistic of you to think people wouldn’t use it as an excuse to be even MORE discriminatory. There would be Ultra-Whites who could claim they were never non-white in the past X years, with seniority by how far back they can trace their reincarnated whiteness. And of course there would be new religions claiming that if you follow them you’ll be reincarnated into the race/environment of your choice.

duffman ,

Odds are you aren’t going to be reincarnated as a white person though. Seems like they would cut the shit out the first time they are reincarnated as something different.

kibiz0r ,

Maybe. I just thought it was an interesting opportunity to put the “veil of ignorance” to the test.

profdc9 , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Debt bondage is slavery, but it’s still a thing unfortunately.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_bondage

It’s the opposite of Jubilee, in that debts are literally forever, rather than released every seven years.

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in awwww
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

To me that looks like pale mans lower back and ass

ApathyTree ,
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Claymation nudity strikes again!

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