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DaCrazyJamez , to memes in this is why I am fat

I don’t know what boo-boos crab rangoons cure, but I have a small knife and some furniture with pointy edges, so I’m gunna flail around until I ouch myself in hopes I am awarded this remedy.

Track_Shovel OP ,

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/c816b40d-06e1-49f9-81fa-67d5d1a36081.webp

KingThrillgore , to memes in this is why I am fat
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

mmmm cholesterol

Octopus1348 , to memes in Doomba

It can boot if it’s low quality.

TheRedSpade , to memes in Ducks Rule

Ducks can fuck right off.

I lifted the lid back up to avoid smashing your neck, so how about you keep your head down the next time I’m closing it. No? I hate you.

More than one duck farmer told me “the only thing dumber than a duck is the guy raisin’ 'em”.

ohlaph ,

I am not going to not do what you don’t want me to not didn’t doing.

I see where you are going.

GnothiSeauton , to memes in Doomba
@GnothiSeauton@lemmy.world avatar

It keeps the streets clean both literally AND metaphorically!

Steve , to gaming in The game of my dreams. MK8+DKR

For some reason I was just thinking about DKR yesterday. I would love another one! I had way more fun with it than MK due to the story mode and open world.

CurlyWurlies4All , to gaming in The game of my dreams. MK8+DKR
@CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net avatar

Sounds like Crash Team Racing.

Wage_slave , to memes in Doomba
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

As a local moron, it looks like something people like myself, or, myself, would think would be cool to try and catch.

Pro: Population Control and Mobile Darwin Award ballot box.

Iron_Lynx , to memes in Doomba

This has the same energy as the knife wielding tentacle. If anyone would like to come over and disable it, they’d be more than welcome.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Knife wielding tentacle?

Iron_Lynx ,

ask and ye shall receive

Track_Shovel OP ,

Outstanding

Track_Shovel OP ,

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/3c760252-b93a-47c2-9453-e6e495b49067.webp

ohlaph , to memes in Ducks Rule

Alright, alright, take your upvote.

lapislazuli , (edited ) to memes in I'm tired, Boss

You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

JimmyBigSausage , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

coffeebiscuit ,

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

Tartas1995 ,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

567PrimeMover ,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

LeftHandedWave ,

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

Scrawny ,

We’ve come full circle.

EfreetSK , (edited )
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

You monster! Did you know that (something, something, something their empolyer is an asshole who doesn’t pay them well but somehow you’re the bad guy here)?

spaxxor , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

SomeBoyo ,

But then again theft is not theft according to the same small Canadian man.

Johanno ,

It’s only theft if he loses money.

SpaceCadet ,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

And sexual harassment in the workplace is not actually sexual harassment either according to the same man.

AVincentInSpace ,

Ootl --what’d he do this time?

SomeBoyo , (edited )

He auctioned of a startup’s prototype without permission.

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

He’s 100% Dependent of advertising on YouTube. So his statement is not only biased but completely in favor of his income.

Facebones ,

I’ve followed Linus off and on from the jump, but I’ma listen to actual security experts over him lol.

scytale , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.

567PrimeMover ,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

scytale ,

Yep, just change your user-agent and they’ll flip the switch immediately.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

“Remove element: Electric chair”

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Zap element: Convict

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me but my user agent says I am “prison warden”, not “Firefox convict”

jigsaw250 ,

Someone made a filter for that and it works well. It’s in one of the posts that talked about YouTube doing that (I think the one in the Technology sub).

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare you!

EfreetSK ,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

He’s probably a filthy gun-printer!

Imgonnatrythis ,

Guns and dildos is pretty much all those things print!

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

But can those things print dildo guns?

MotoAsh ,

Don’t do it! That’ll be the last straw and we’ll get registered for having too much fun.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

No fun allowed!

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/2b8c1b70-e6b0-473e-b6bd-7813075aad96.jpeg

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

You can tell by the missing fingers.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

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