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mydude , to news in This journalist that made the compilation of the "This is a danger to our democracy" videos is being sued by the DOJ

If you go to Starbucks and there’s WI-FI credentials on the wall, are you not supposed to use it without permission? This is what he did, just different publicly available credentials. Yes, the radio guys posted them by accident, but it’s their job to inform about the fuck-up, so fox can remedy it. Nothing about this is the journalist’s fault. He is just doing his job. Finding material the owner-class don’t want published, then publishing it.

alcoholicorn ,

“unauthorized access” is such a bullshit term, if the system hands the information over when someone asks for it, not using any exploits or anything, that’s not unauthorized, that’s the people running the system not liking what they’ve authorized after the fact.

If I asked Rupert Murdoch for a transcript of the interview, and he gives it to me, that’s not unauthorized, he just gave it to me.

FlowVoid , (edited )

Yes, you need permission to use someone else’s WiFi. Or their computer.

If the Starbucks store manager has a post it note on their computer monitor with their login credentials, that doesn’t mean you can log into their computer.

Bakkoda , to aboringdystopia in Gourmet Rule

“A mckinsey report says”

Full stop. A consulting group that’s responsible for price hikes, layoffs and bad faith tactics should 100% be ignored.

M0oP0o OP ,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

A consulting group that’s responsible for price hikes, layoffs and bad faith tactics should 100% be ignored.

I agree with the sentiment but have to say ignoring it is not the way to go, it should be ridiculed and used to show what should not be done.

zloubida , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

Oyster mushrooms are one of the few known carnivorous mushrooms. They’re cool (and edible).

feedum_sneedson ,

What the fuck was I watching with someone growing mushrooms on sedated people? What the fuck? I know I didn’t make that up, people think of some very disgusting things.

MrNesser ,

Sounds like an episode of x files

hihi24522 ,

Was it that one episode of Hannibal where the guy grows mushrooms on diabetics he keeps in comas in the forest?

feedum_sneedson ,

Yes!

5wim ,

It was an episode of “Hannibal” - episode S01E02 “Amuse-Bouche.”

feedum_sneedson ,

You’re right! The internet is good sometimes.

Fake4000 , to technology in Running Windows on bus screens at Schipol Airport

That’s not the case. Usually governments and public organisations go throw a volume licensing agreements that sees them taking more than just windows. It would usually include things like windows, office, a bunch of enterprise applications, as well as support on top of it all.

Microsoft usually relies on those agreements to push software that might not be needed.

Another reason could be the video display management system they used to remotely control these screens. The software might only run on windows.

Sunny OP ,

Thanks for the clarification! 🙌

veroxii , to memes in Racoon

4 out of 5 ain’t bad.

RememberTheApollo_ , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world

Nope. She was tied to the duties of the household after she was bought from her father for 10 goats and a cow.

Wogi ,

Please, that would be a kingly dowery.

Girls of childbearing age were 30 pieces of silver, girls who were younger were 3.

lud , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

For Context here is one Email I got from Affinity yesterday:

To our amazing Affinity community,

Today marks a momentous new chapter in our journey together.

I am thrilled to announce that Affinity is joining the Canva family.

This is a moment of great excitement, anticipation, and profound gratitude for all of you who have been part of our story so far.

We know that those of you who’ve put your faith in Affinity, some since we launched our very first Mac app, will have questions about what this means for the future of our products. Since the inception of Affinity, our mission has been to empower creatives with tools that unleash their full potential, fostering a community where innovation and artistry flourish. We’ve worked tirelessly to challenge the status quo, delivering professional-grade creative software that is both accessible and affordable.

None of that changes today.

In Canva, we’ve found a kindred spirit who can help us take Affinity to new levels. Their extra resources will mean we can deliver much more, much faster. Beyond that, we can forge new horizons for Affinity products, opening up a world of possibilities that would never previously have been achievable.

Canva’s revolutionary approach to design democratisation and commitment to empowering everyone to create aligns perfectly with our core values and vision. This union is a testament to what can be achieved when two companies that share a common goal of making design accessible and enjoyable for everyone come together.

I want to express my deepest gratitude to our incredible Affinity team. Your passion, dedication, and relentless pursuit of excellence have been the driving force behind our success so far, and I can’t wait to continue this journey with you all.

To our loyal users and the creative community, your support and feedback have been invaluable, we hope this this FAQ will answer many of your questions.

You’ve inspired us to push boundaries and continuously improve, and we’re excited to embark on this new chapter together.

You helped us start a movement.

Today, that movement becomes a revolution.

With heartfelt thanks, Ash Hewson - Affinity CEO

Ashley Hewson

CEO

Another Email I got today:

The Affinity and Canva Pledge

By the Affinity and Canva Teams

As we step into our shared future, we are committing to four pledges that we’re excited to share with the current and future Affinity community. https://email.affinity.serif.com/Images/2024/March/Pledge/pledges-email-image6.png

Earlier this week we shared the news that Affinity had been acquired by Canva. As the dust settles on the announcement, we wanted to say more about our future and our commitment to the Affinity community.

Since our inception, both of our companies have shared the same mission and vision. We were both founded with the belief that design shouldn’t be limited to those who can afford complex software. Our goal has been to make the highest quality design tools available to the largest number of people with fair, transparent and affordable pricing at our core. By joining forces, we’re looking forward to accelerating this shared vision.

Above all, together, we’re committed to continuing and amplifying Affinity’s position as the highest-quality professional-grade design suite on the market, while continuing to empower millions of designers to unlock their creativity and achieve their goals.

1. We are committed to fair, transparent and affordable pricing, including the perpetual licenses that have made Affinity special.

We share a commitment to making design fairer and more accessible. For Canva, this has meant making our core product available for free to millions of people across the globe, and for Affinity, this has meant a fairly priced perpetual license model. We know this model has been a key part of the Affinity offering and we are committed to continue to offer perpetual licenses in the future.

If we do offer a subscription, it will only ever be as an option alongside the perpetual model, for those who prefer it. This fits with enabling Canva users to start adopting Affinity. It could also allow us to offer Affinity users a way to scale their workflows using Canva as a platform to share and collaborate on their Affinity assets, if they choose to.

2. We will double down on expanding Affinity’s products through continued investment in Affinity as a standalone product suite.

We believe Affinity is the highest-quality professional-grade design suite on the market. It’s non-destructive, super fast, and easy to use. As such, we want to reassure you that it isn’t going anywhere.

In fact, we’re committed to using our shared resources to continue expanding Affinity’s products through further investment in Affinity as a standalone product suite. We’re looking forward to accelerating the rollout of highly requested features such as variable font support, blend and width tools, auto object selection, multi-page spreads, ePub export and much more.

These additions will further cement Affinity as the best advanced design suite on the market and will be released over the coming year as free updates to V2.

3. We will provide Affinity free for schools & NFPs.

Canva, which has pledged 30% of its value as a company towards doing good in the world through its two-step plan, offers premium plans at no cost to schools and NFPs all over the world. More than 60 million students and teachers, plus 600,000 charities and registered nonprofits, benefit from this each month.

We’re excited to extend this programme to include free access for schools and nonprofits to Designer, Photo and Publisher. These professional-grade tools will add enormous value to this free offering, helping millions of students to master the craft of design, and empowering mission driven organisations to amplify their voices and maximize their impact.

We’ll share more details on this in the coming months, including what it means for our education and NFP customers that already use Affinity.

4. We are committed to listening and being led by the design community at every step in this journey.

Affinity and Canva were both founded on the basis that their respective communities – of expert and non-expert designers – deserved better. The tools available were overly complex, overly priced, or both. We know designers deserve better. They deserve the highest quality tools to serve their needs and they deserve to be treated fairly.

We also believe the design community also knows best what it needs. As such, we are committed to shaping our products based on your ideas, your feedback and your needs. To kick things off, we’d love to learn more about what you’d like to see as we embark on this next chapter of our journey. What would you like to see in Affinity? What features have you been dreaming of? What would you love to achieve? We’d love to hear from you here.

Thank you to everyone who has been an integral part of the journey so far. We’re excited for the future and can’t wait to see what we can build together.

With gratitude and excitement, The Affinity and Canva Teams

All links and images are from the email and not mine. I also replicated their email formatting in Markdown to make it easier to read on Lemmy.

psud ,

None of that changes today

(It’ll take weeks, at least before we start screwing you)

No_Change_Just_Money , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate

As soon as your king gets strapped to the guillotine, you have no more legal moves, and it is a draw by stale mate

SrTobi , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate

You point to the black king and shout: he is one who has power over you! I’m from another country and only here to visit. And you would trigger an international incident! Do you want (non-civil) war?

assassinatedbyCIA , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate

Convince the opposing pawns to overthrow their own king and recognise that there should be no war but class war.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

It appears the pawns already turned, and 2 extra so I’d guess maybe the queen ran off with one of the bishops and became normal pawns for the other side.

Should only be 16 pawns right? 18 I count in the picture

afraid_of_zombies ,

I don’t know but somehow the pawns look so cute in this picture

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Executing nobles gives you +5 to your Charisma stat, try it today

SoupBrick , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Imagine having enough money to be that dumb.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Imagine being that dumb and having money.

Life isn’t fair.

vampire ,

You know intelligence isn’t the only merit, right?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Prove it epistemically

0Xero0 ,
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

They bought a Tesla, what did you expect? They being able to think critically like a normal person?

HaywardT ,

I’ve been that dumb twice recently. Just not that rich.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/917495e5-43e3-4c8d-a4a7-9f77abc1caaa.png

Zink ,

Your version looks a lot more fun though.

blackn1ght ,

To be fair if you manage to find a way to sell the product you’re cooking in the back of that thing then you might end up pretty loaded.

wise_pancake , to memes in Conservatives: keep it down!

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Small government, right CPC?

Phil_in_here ,

To be clear: climate change requires individual responsibility. Keeping your kids off legitimate online pornography websites is too big for citizens to handle on their own and requires government intervention.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Well yeah, one of them involves standing up to corpos and the other one would require actually talking to your kids, and conservatives are nothing if not cowardly, so

Aceticon , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Now is not a good time to be a squirrel in America…

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

TIL that electric unicycles exist…

zarquon ,

They are so much fun. On a related note I’ve broken my wrist twice since discovering that.

ComplacentGoat ,
@ComplacentGoat@sh.itjust.works avatar

Over 10k miles here, not a scratch. My brother though, he’s biffed it at 45mph. Got back up and kept riding. These things are awesome

foggy , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Cheese:

American $1

Cheddar $2

Smoked Gouda $3

platypus_plumba ,

Isn’t American cheese just cheddar cheese with some extra flavoring?

Death_Equity ,

American is typically more mild in taste and smoother than cheddar; unless we are talking Kraft Singles American, which is a smoother or creamier cheddar.

platypus_plumba ,

I thought it was cheddar diluted in some chemicals and milk to improve flavor and to lower the melting point.

Death_Equity ,

It does have emulsifiers and other dairy products in it. It has a higher moisture content, which the emulsifiers help to hold in suspension with the cheese. Without the emulsifiers the cheese would leak water/fluid out and the shelf life would be considerably shortened. The emulsifiers used are very common in many foods from almond milk to soft drinks.

LittleBorat2 ,

All I know is that it is technically speaking real cheese (which is surprising).

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