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books , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

Just seeing this image gives me anxiety at a whole different level

Rayuza ,

This happened. Look up nutty putty cave incident. Very sad story

feedum_sneedson , to lemmyshitpost in Cruelty

Remarkably convincing.

co209 , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f7106f13-03b1-4d11-8fc9-6e28369bd67d.jpeg

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

  • Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
  • Corn
  • Peas
  • Ground beef
  • Chicken
  • Cheese
  • Cabbage
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Bacon
  • Crispy straw potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs
doctorcrimson ,
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs

So it’s war, then?

Snapz ,

This is the feeling when someone cosigns/supports your bland statement “Nachos are the best food!” and then they immediately project their entire fucked up POV on you and follows with something completely off the mark in the spirit of, “THIS GUY GETS IT, MAN! We should lower the age of consent!!!”

doctorcrimson ,

I take it this situation happens to you quite regularly?

Jorgelino ,

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.

Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.

Sagifurius ,

That’s fine, just change the name. It’s not a Philly Cheesesteak anymore if you cover it in mushrooms, green peppers, mustard and pickles, for example.

MystikIncarnate , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

People not retiring is actually a huge problem for younger generations. Jobs get locked up on old retirees that should have left the workforce and it becomes a shortage of work for the young professionals trying to get into a full time position.

This is bad advice regardless of how you look at it.

Personally, I won’t be retiring. Not because of the shareholders, and not because I have some insane work ethic. Simply put, I can’t afford it, and the way things are going, it’s entirely possible I never will. Stagnant wages, out of control inflation, shrinkflation, and other inflation-type things… No ability to save any significant money, etc etc.

The only thing I have going for me is that me and my brother bought a house together, which should be paid off in full by the time I hit 65 or so. If that stays on track, then I won’t have rent/mortgage to pay, and the relief that will bring to my finances might be enough for me to retire on the meager income of my social assistance pension… With inflation the way it is though, I expect that pension will not be enough to pay for everything I need (property taxes, heat, power, etc for the house, plus groceries, car, etc for myself). So I’ll be working until they find me dead at my keyboard during lunch break.

HelixDab2 ,

My retirement is going to be 1 ounce of 00 buckshot, applied orally.

I’ve worked for the last 30 years. I’ll have to work for another 30. I just hope that my hands aren’t shaking too badly and my mind is still sharp enough to remember what to do when I’m at retirement.

MacNCheezus , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

Tristaniopsis ,

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

alehc ,

Mind elaborating?

Denvil ,

The century egg comes to mind

Tristaniopsis ,

Chickens feet?

Priapulida?

The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

peopleproblems , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I mean I’m curious

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Worm-curious?

smuuthbrane , to lemmyshitpost in life got you down?
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well you can’t write in the snow without a full bladder. Those will suffice.

wrath_of_grunge ,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

beer goes in, piss comes out. you can't explain that.

Omega_Haxors , to memes in Remember, if Fascism wins it is YOUR FAULT.

Counterargument: If the democrats don’t want to lose they should stop funding mass genocide.

TwistedTurtle ,

To be fair the GOP would happily fund it too

nilloc ,

Hey, only if it doesn’t conflict with Putin’s goals.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Anything USA/Europe intentionally does wrong… the Chinese/Russians/Jews/Muslims!!!111!1!!!1

brain_in_a_box ,

Speaking of fascism: blaming the evils of your own country on the perfidious scheming of conniving foreign enemies.

Rubanski ,

How can anyone think that Trump wouldn’t support it. If anything, he would call the IDF a bunch of pussies for not bombing Gaza even harder.

bobthened ,

That’s not the point. People aren’t saying that they’d rather have Trump in charge. The point is things will never get better if everyone keeps unquestioningly giving their votes to the Democrats regardless of how little the democrats represent their interests. The only real way most people have of making a political party change is by withholding their votes until that party changes in order to regain the votes.

ZombiFrancis ,

Trump would denounce Israel, even as a lie, to win the White House.

spudwart ,

Your options:

  • Genocide overseas & decent domestic policies
  • Genocide overseas & Genocide domestically
Omega_Haxors ,

American lives > Brown people lives

Got it.

spudwart ,

This is not a winnable situation. This is a two party system with a lesser of two evils option.

But we cannot consistently remain on the edge forever. If we pass over that line. And we have trump next year, it will be our last election.

We’ll either have a civil war and finally revise the system or end up like Russia.

Alternatively we can stay on the edge a little longer and build up a different strategy. Maybe A third party that only runs non-president candidates nationwide. Running in off elections and non-presidential yearsto gain seats and national trust. Maybe reforming local laws to make PACS less effective to avoid situations like the current one.

It’ll be slow and not ideal, but it’s a better chance at improving things then flipping the switch and having the dictatorship now.

Either way Palestinians die because we don’t get a say in that. And to end off this little rant.

Biden is enabling the genocide because his PACs have his hands tied. Trump would be cheering on the genocide because his PACS and his base would support him for it.

Omega_Haxors ,

I’m sure his PACs are also making him believe those obviously fake stories about Hamas. It’s time to admit you’re voting for a fascist.

spudwart ,

Theres the Fascist who will keep the veil of democracy on and avoid total outright Fascism or the Fascist who will burn democracy to the ground and have outright Fascism.

Voting for anyone else is at best throwing your vote in the garbage and at worst voting for the greater of two evils.

This was never an issue of “Voting for the good guy” that hasn’t been an option for as long as I have been alive. This is an issue of biding time to build up a strong enough third party, and we don’t even have a strong enough third party to have a presence in congress or the senate

Omega_Haxors ,

Buying time for what?! The instant Biden got into office you all went back to brunch. All that did was tell the rest of the world “we don’t care how much you’re suffering, as long as we get to be comfortable we are going to continue to sit on our throne of blood”

So congratulations, now the world doesn’t want to support you this time. Good job on that.

spudwart ,

But there have been active courses of action.

The Presidency is one person, with increasingly too much power.

Unions have been exploding in popularity, various local elections have been swinging farther left than the standard democrat playbook.

The people are not voting democrat because they are content with them, they’re voting democrat because there is not another viable option.

It needs to start local and grow. We need a proper left-wing party, if we can ever get organized enough to do such a thing rather than relying on what already exists.

And as I said, I think the best course of action is a measured approach. Local Elections, Off-year elections and non-presidential elections. Grow in numbers, gain public confidence and start snowballing.

The reason why third parties are progressively weakening is because of a lack of faith, and third party’s consistent decimation in the presidential is a big part of it.

Its counter intuitive, but voting third-party hurts third parties in the long run if you focus on them primarily during presidential elections.

I’m not the standard “Oh the third party will never win type.” I’m actively against trying to run before we can walk.

Confidence is a big deal in elections. It’s more obvious in Primaries. If people see a candidate they like in the Primaries, but they don’t think they can win against the opposition candidate, they will not vote for the candidate they like. They will vote for the candidate that they have the most confidence in even if they don’t like that candidate.

We need to start a from the ground up political party that’s entire focus is to stay out of the view of presidential elections, We need to start focusing on bringing Ranked Choice Voting to as many locations as possible. And it will be a long process. But it’s far better than repeatedly doing the same thing every election cycle.

We always have the situation of 99% evil vs 100% evil both with a roughly 50/50 chance of winning and a selection of third party candidates who are decent but have 0 chance of winning.

Third party candidate loses, 99% or 100% evil wins. Third Party yet again becomes less relevant and less considered. Repeat. This cycle can only end if we stop focusing on the obvious losing strategy.

heyspencerb , to memes in The whole situation sickens me

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  • Track_Shovel OP ,

    Yeah bro, those dead Gazan kids agree with you. The Israelis seem pretty indiscriminate. Hamas was too, which is why the whole situation makes me sick.

    Should Hamas be hunted down like dogs? Yep.

    Should you blow up hospitals to get at them? Nope.

    Should you kill 10x the civilians your attackers did? Nope.

    you’ve got to be a gymnast to land the mental backflip to suggest that Israel’s response is reasonable. If the tables were turned, I’d be just as outraged.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Ok, so some basic guidelines for the acute scenario. What’s your answer to living right next to your mortal enemies for eternity and one of the teams isn’t even a nation state? Historically many such responses weren’t quite so half assed and were acutely devastating but prevented such future skirmishes by eliminating Nation-states. In the era of organized terrorism, eliminating nations doesn’t necessarily solve problems. It’s Such an ugly mess. If you think rational decisions are going to be made during flare ups with decades of underlying tension, you are not considerding the big picture well enough. I don’t have the answer, but I’ll always come down hard on terrorism as it’s exempt from many of the diplomatic pressures that have been proven to establish contractual civility at least.

    lolcatnip ,

    Isn’t it weird how so many Palestinians hate Israel for absolutely no reason?

    medgremlin ,

    Let’s rewind to the part where you look at why they are mortal enemies, and realize that the same problem is still happening in the West Bank at the same time as the mass murder in Gaza.

    Count042 , (edited )

    Don’t intentionally drive them out of their homes in an ethnic cleansing and steal their fucking land and kill them off every couple of years like ‘mowing the grass’.

    Maybe don’t slaughter them when they try non violent protests.

    Maybe don’t have an apartheid state that south Africans that suffered under an apartheid state described as being worse than South Africa.

    Oh, while we’re on that topic, maybe don’t give weapons to south Africa when the rest of the world is boycotting them for their evil, or test nuclear weapons with them?

    Maybe don’t try to ethnically cleanse your neighbors?

    Sadly, I know all of those were apparently too much to ask.

    Poteryashka ,

    No, you don’t get it. You know, there’s all these details and context and it’s so much more complicated than that. To put it the way you did is just so simplistic and misses the point. /s

    Splenetic ,

    Unfortunately we can’t condense 75years of modern Israeli/Palestinian history into a 2 panel Simpsons meme to explain that, yes Krusty Burglar is evil but Homer had previously committed several atrocities of his own including the rape and murder of The Burglar’s family and is now throwing grenades into the audience because they didn’t do enough to stop the Burglar.

    But this is justified by the Simpson’s religious/cultural beliefs, themselves formed in response to violence and trauma committed by others, and funded by the religious fanaticism of the Flanders family who believe the Burgler has to die to usher in the end times.

    mctoasterson , to memes in Nah, it's ok, she'll have the tossed salad

    In the meantime enjoy the free bread with whipped honey butter.

    southsamurai , to memes in Do yourself a favor
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

    jedi_hamster , to memes in lick🦎

    Time to create Facebook

    jayrhacker , to memes in Halloween gag
    @jayrhacker@kbin.social avatar

    Halloween gag

    I see what you did there ಠ_ಠ

    Neato ,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    Not with this blindfold on you won't. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    spauldo , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...

    It’s just one letter away from “wang”…

    _cnt0 ,

    It’s a classic: archive.ph/dRsjY

    “Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

    SolarNialamide ,

    Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

    Lmfao

    Cysioland ,
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    M137 , to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

    “Just don’t Slytherin”

    Nice grammar.

    teft ,
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    They went to Hogwarts. Do you recall those robe wearing shits ever taking a grammar class?

    MajorMajormajormajor ,

    Let me Slytherin to those DMs.

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