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Getawombatupya , to memes in oof

I see puddle of mudd in this and I don’t like it

ademir ,
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you mean the band?

ademir ,
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ademir ,
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acho que tá tudo bem, provavelmente é sobre a banda.

flango ,

Ih, não sabia que quando denunciava alguém ia parar na minha instância de origem. Isso é meio ruim c não acha?

ademir ,
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É e não é.

O lado bom é que se o mod de lá for negligente pelo menos daqui a gente consegue remover.

Blackmist , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Apparently he wasn’t actually drunk during those out-takes.

He’d been filming something else the day before, it overran and they filmed until almost dawn. So he had some sleeping pills so he’d be refreshed before filming the adverts.

Unfortunately, and probably not unrelated to the sheer size of the man, they kicked in just as he was scheduled to start filming.

So that’s what you see. A man fucked up on barbiturates.

dill , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...
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Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Tell me you’re not a catholic boy without saying it.

DancingIsForbidden ,
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I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

NaoPb , to memes in oof

Back in those days you could listen to the record/cassette/cd in the store before you bought it. They would have these headphones you could use.

So it’s not as big of a problem as this meme would make it seem.

sadie_sorceress ,

The music shop at the mall near me had those headphones but only like 10 albums that were able to demo. And I’m pretty sure the demo was just bits of the songs. I definitely bought plenty of CDs having heard only one track or fewer.

NaoPb ,

Oh, that sucks. Mine had like some headphones at the counter with a few buttons in the counter itself. And you would just hand the person behind the counter the cd you wanted to listen to and they’d put it in.

But from what I saw on old footage was they just had a line of a few turntables with headphones and you could just listen to the records.

This may have been the mom and pop shops and not the chain shops. Though I don’t know about that.

ivanafterall , to memes in saving myself
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One of the first things you learn as a kid is that kissing is super gross. Why do people pretend to forget this?

GreenMario ,
tilcica ,

what movie is this from. i remember some small parts of it but not the name

pikafoop ,
tilcica ,

tyvm

dingus ,

I’m 29. I tried kissing a few times maybe 10 years ago. It tasted like spit and just felt mushy. I didn’t get it and I’ve never kissed since.

ivanafterall ,
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I'm a fraud/was making a joke. I love kissing. I'd love to be a part of one someday... But I'm glad this thread has provided vindication for your hatred of it.

Omega_Haxors , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...

A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “aren’t you that girl who wrote harry potter??”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmfaooo

XbSuper , to memes in saving myself

I don’t get making out. It’s so boring, like can we bone already?

ThatFembyWho ,

Depends on the person. With my partner, it’s actually really passionate and a turn on for both of us. We’re not always in the mood, but when we are…

It also helps having clean teeth and fresh breath

CADmonkey ,

Nope, I want both of us to be going crazy with desire first.

XbSuper ,

I mean, foreplay is enjoyable, but “making out” just isn’t. Unless most people have a much broader definition of the term than I do.

z500 ,
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For me it’s basically a guaranteed boner activator

RIP_Cheems ,
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Where’s the fun of just going in without buildup? You don’t just start a movie with the villain executing his plan, you build up the character, motive, and suspended to the moment. Same with sex.

SuckMyWang , (edited ) to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

There are calls for an investigation after it was revealed the luters posted multiple times to social media about their intent to carry out the luting. One luter going so far as encouraging children to take part in it

TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

luter noun lut·​er ˈlütə®, ˈlütə- plural -s : one that applies lute specifically : a worker who seals coke-oven doors with lute called also dauber, paster.

Here is what you really want to say: loot ˈlüt looted; looting; loots

transitive verb to plunder or sack in war to rob especially on a large scale and usually by violence or corruption to seize and carry away by force especially in war

intransitive verb to engage in robbing or plundering especially in war looter noun

AVincentInSpace ,

are you a bot

TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

Do I get a cool I’m a bot prize?

AVincentInSpace ,

my god you really aren’t. see the thing is if you look at the meme, it is a humorous visual pun of a picture of dozens of people playing the lute, a guitar-like musical instrument, and thereby partaking in “luting” as a humorous pun on the much-scaremongered-about looting that occurred following the BLM protests in 2020. these people playing the lutes could thus be referred to as “luters”

someguy3 , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

The brass came in loud.

VikingHippie ,

And Loud has requested a brief recesses to recover.

rockerface , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Everyone is just getting strung along

Mr_Fish , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Everyone needs to stop harping on about this

MrJukes , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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Snap into a slim jim?

fluke ,
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Just jim into a snap slim brother aw hell yeah

Spuddaccino ,
Track_Shovel OP ,

Ducking autocorrect

fluke ,
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It looks like tonight you are going to work with what you have brother gimme a hell yeah

Track_Shovel OP ,

Fixed it. One thing I love about Lemmy is that it’s forgiving of fuck ups

fluke ,
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😭

Granixo , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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Seraph , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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Don't disrespect the shareholders brother!

thorbot , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.

The top caption is pretty redundant

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