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TwinTusks , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

Not only software license, I believe any products “lifetime” comes with a lot of caveates.

Case in point, I purchased a fountain pen a decade ago, and started to leak (a crack around the threads) a few year back. The company is known for its lifetime warranty and good customer service, as per the warranty, it said if the product is defective (which I believe leaking pen body is), I am entilted for a replacement part or a new model of the same price if the pen is no longer in production. I reached out to customer service and was told, they can’t supply a replacement part because the pen is no longer in production and I’m not entitled to a new model because they doesn’t deem a leaking body a defect.

Hylactor ,

Why would you not name the company? If they won’t protect you, you are not obligated to protect them.

ToyDork ,

Maybe he is an employee who bought the pen with employee discount? Just saying that’s possible, even though it’s a complete guess.

TwinTusks ,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

Ah, nope. Average consumer

ToyDork ,

Fair enough.

TwinTusks ,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

You are absolutely right.

The company is “Franklin-Christoph”

BreakDecks ,

It looks like you can just ship the pen to them and request a repair or replacement. Maybe just ignore whatever the customer support rep said and follow this instead: www.franklin-christoph.com/pages/warranty

TwinTusks ,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

It never dawned on me that I can just ship it. I always tend to contact customer service before doing anything.

Anyways I have moved to a new country, it is kind of costly to ship a pen internationally (I am also afraid it’ll get lost somewhere since it’s such small package), added the uncertainty of they (Franklin-Christoph) would honor it, I am quite hesitant to do it.

theOneTrueSpoon ,

they doesn’t deem a leaking body a defect

Does that mean they purposely design their pens to leak? If it’s not a defect, it must be by design, right? Unless the user did something to break it, accidentally or otherwise

TwinTusks , (edited )
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

I believe they just chalked it up as normal wear and tear.

Update: The leak is from the threads where the pen cap screws on the pen, there is a argument here as to I twist it too tight, and over the years there developed a crack. You can barely see the crack, but its enough for the ink to leak bleed through.

psud , (edited )

Twsbi - a Korean pen manufacturer - had some bad plastic in one of their production runs, the body of the pen would crack in its threads at the tail of the pen

They handled it properly, I sent them an email with a photo of the damage, they asked for my postal address and sent me a replacement body. The reassembled pen has been working happily now several years later

I now have five twsbi pens (four piston fillers, one vacuum filler - the vac mini doesn’t leak on planes)

I have never tested the warranties on Zippo lighters or Maglite lights

*Edited spelling of twsbi

TwinTusks ,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

You meant Twsbi, its a Taiwanese manufacturer. Yes, their customer service is top notch! I also have a cracked cap from my Twsbi mini, and they sent me a replacement even without a picture (infact they sent it twice, because I didnt specified my pen color, so they sent it again).

psud ,

That’s the one :)

Reygle , to lemmyshitpost in I am the xlookup of the world
@Reygle@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t happen in other, unrelated fairy tales either.

ULS , to memes in We've all just got to do our part!

Marketing is everyone’s common enemy.

Imgonnatrythis ,

With a cheap crappy product and a high ratio spent on marketing you can successfully sell absolute garbage to a large number of people and still turn a calculated profit. That shouldn’t be possible. Taxation on advertising should be high enough to crush businesses that are almost exclusively marketing machines (I’m looking at you sugar drink industry).

Tolstoshev ,
brbposting ,

Removed the common enemy (new ‘tube links be trackin’):

youtu.be/tHEOGrkhDp0

AFC1886VCC , to memes in Well that sucks

I will crank one out on behalf of my Texan friends tonight. The ones who don’t know how to bypass this, that is

ohlaph ,

I will proxybate as well.

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

We are all not from Texas on this here day

MeDuViNoX , to memes in He shall return
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

I shall not forget this, Gustave.

synestia , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Step-Elon I’m stuck!

lugal , to memes in potatoes are fruit

The Onion: Am I a joke to you?

Hupf ,

Yes. Satire, to be precise.

Kolanaki , to piracy in GOG basically acknowledges piracy in a meme
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I love GOG for not having DRM.

It makes pirating shit I want to check out before I buy way easier and safer because I just need to find the GOG installer instead of some dubious crack.

Thanks, GOG, for giving me the ability to demo games to see if they are actually worth the price. 👍

prenatal_confusion ,

How do you know if its the legitimate gog installer and not some malware?

ShadowCat ,
prenatal_confusion ,

Nice!

lightnsfw , to memes in The Extra Mile

I don’t go the extra mile for the company. I do it to help make things easier for my coworkers and the people who depend on us in the hope that I can make life less shitty for everyone.

Hideakikarate ,

I do a little extra because I know my other coworkers fuckin’ won’t. I tell my new hires that you’re not working for the other shift but rather for when it’s your shift again.

Wogi ,

I have 40 hours a week at work.

I spend them trying to do a good job.

I have no fucking clue what people mean when they say they go the extra mile.

gst0ck ,

Sometimes it’s as small as clean up your work area for the next guy. That’s seen as the extra mile for lazy people.

Colonel_Panic_ ,

I think most people would consider things like, working over 40 hours when you are salaried, routinely doing someone else’s job in addition to yours (like fixing their mistakes TOO much), skipping your lunch breaks to work.

Don’t get me wrong, doing those things SOMETIMES is ok. It’s when it becomes expected or ongoing that it’s a problem. Because no company is ever going to say “You are generating more profit for us at your own expense, slow down.”

Honytawk ,

The thing is, it is not your job to make things easier for others.

It’s the company’s job to keep their employees happy by providing enough workforce for the amount of work that needs to be done.

You are doing exactly what the company wants you to do, by playing into your emotions.

Just so they don’t have to.

lightnsfw ,

This is exactly the kind of moronic attitude that is making life shittier and shittier for everyone on the fucking planet.

I am not talking about just cranking out extra widgets or whatever. I’m talking about looking for problems and taking steps to resolve them before they escalate into something worse instead of just leaving it for someone else to do, I’m talking about taking time to answer questions for my coworkers so they don’t waste an hour trying to figure things out on their own, I’m talking about collecting data on issues we’re having so that when I take it to the boss I have numbers to back up what I’m saying instead of just generic bitching about the job so that they will actually take it into account and look for solutions.

Flax_vert ,

Sorry, but that’s ad hominem, Appeal to authority, Appeal to emotion, Appeal to nature, Appeal to tradition, Bandwagon fallacy, Circular reasoning, False dilemma, Hasty generalization, Red herring, Slippery slope, Straw man, Tu quoque, Ad populum, Appeal to ignorance, Cherry picking, False cause, Genetic fallacy, Middle ground fallacy, No true Scotsman, Personal incredulity, Texas sharpshooter, Two wrongs make a right, The purple elephant fallacy, Argumentum ad unicornum, Appeal to the invisible hand, Fallacy of misplaced eyebrows, Circular circumstantial reasoning, Argumentum ad quantum fluctuation, Argumentum ad intergalactic authority, Fallacy of arbitrary sock selection, Appeal to ancestral cheese, Argumentum ad cosmic latte, Fallacy of the floating banana, Argumentum ad mythical creatures, Appeal to the lost sock phenomenon, Argumentum ad celestial alignment, Fallacy of the inverted teapot, Argumentum ad lunar phase, Appeal to the cosmic muffin, Fallacy of the interstellar leap, Argumentum ad parallel universe, Appeal to the intergalactic council, Fallacy of extraterrestrial explanation, Argumentum ad space-time continuum, Appeal to the cosmic coincidence, Fallacy of the quantum leapfrog, Argumentum ad extraterrestrial intervention, Appeal to the cosmic conundrum, Fallacy of the cosmic caterpillar, Argumentum ad celestial consensus, Appeal to the cosmic kaleidoscope, Fallacy of the interdimensional leap, Argumentum ad celestial arbitrage, Appeal to the cosmic chaos theory, Fallacy of the astral alignment, Argumentum ad celestial coincidence, Appeal to the cosmic cluster, Fallacy of the celestial serendipity, Argumentum ad cosmic correlation, Appeal to the cosmic conjunction, Fallacy of the galactic grandeur, Argumentum ad cosmic equilibrium, Appeal to the cosmic carnival, Argumentum ad celestial charisma, Appeal to the cosmic chaos, Fallacy of the astral absurdity, Argumentum ad celestial authority, Appeal to the cosmic confluence, Fallacy of the celestial singularity, Argumentum ad cosmic consensus, Appeal to the cosmic collision, Fallacy of the galactic gambit, Argumentum ad cosmic contradiction, Appeal to the cosmic chameleon, Fallacy of the celestial symphony, Argumentum ad cosmic curiosity, Appeal to the cosmic continuum, Fallacy of the astral anomaly, Argumentum ad celestial equilibrium, Appeal to the cosmic carnival, Fallacy of the galactic gamble, Argumentum ad celestial consensus, Appeal to the cosmic charisma, Fallacy of the astral anomaly, Argumentum ad celestial symmetry, Appeal to the cosmic coincidence, Fallacy of the celestial serendipity, Argumentum ad cosmic correlation, Appeal to the cosmic conjunction, Fallacy of the galactic grandeur, Argumentum ad cosmic equilibrium, Appeal to the cosmic carnival.

EdibleFriend , to memes in Apple
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

As a person who has never owned anything but android…you can’t possibly think Google is any less evil.

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

slrpnk.net/comment/6754380Nobody is forcing me to buy their phones or their stock version of android though. A lot of people manage to live just fine with fully de-googled roms, installable even on google’s own phones.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

And do those phones that have been degoogled solve the issue of all the slave labor along the production chain?

And even if you install a ROM… You’re still supporting them. You’re funding Google.

I’m sorry dude but you’re comparing apples to apples. They’re both horrible disgusting companies, and there really is no picking the morally correct side.

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

Google is not a good company by any means, but when you buy their Pixel it’s your device. You can unlock its bootloader and install whichever OS you like. And even with the stock Android you’ve always been free to do anything. There are no features built into Android that lock you in and force the other side to buy one as well. Whereas Apple’s iMessage is available on iPhones only, peer pressuring others into buying one. Saying that buying an iPhone and an Android phone is morally the same is dishonest at the least. Especially since Android is just an open platform and each manufacturer is using their own modified version. Brands such as Xiaomi or Huawei went even beyond the software skin and optimized their ROMs to run especially well with their own hardware. If you buy an iPhone, you are forcing those around you into buying a specific device made by a specific company that loves playing Monopoly a bit too much.

bloodfart ,

Things you buy aren’t moral choices. If there is no ethical consumption under capitalism there must neither be any moral consumption under capitalism either.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Lol seriously. He’s literally trying to frame Google as the morally correct choice as opposed to the teensy bit less evil choice.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I will admit the openness is why I chose one disgustingly evil company over the other. You do have a point there. But there is no getting over the fact that Google is doing serious damage in many ways and just because you managed to uninstall all their spyware when you bought a pixel or any android device you are still funding that. You personally help them grow and become more of a problem for the Internet at large.

And I like that you completely glossed over the biggest point… That they both profit off of slave labor. And of course child labor.

But hey open software means slaves are not as bad right?

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

Like I said, an Android phone does not equal a Pixel made by Google. If you are concerned about where the resources used to manufacture your device are from, get a Fairphone and flash Lineage/CalixOS on it. That way you are “supporting” Google in the smallest possible way and you can still use a smartphone.

WitchHazel ,

The FBI demonstrated during the San Bernardino shooting investigation that Apple must purposefully put backdoors in their devices, as the FBI was able to independently crack the phone, which isn’t possible without a backdoor or a security flaw so poor that a third-world hacker could access it with some level of effort or knowledge.

Do not trust Apple with your privacy, even less so than Google. At least Google will allow you to see everything they’ve collected on you and prevent random bad actors from accessing your data, which is something we can’t be sure of with apple. This isn’t about which is the more moral company, it’s about which is more dangerous to the consumer. Complete lack of control over your computing environment will only make sense in cases where you’re expected to have a complete lack of knowledge of computers and someone else does the thinking and manages your device.

bloodfart ,

The fbi contracted a third party to defeat the limit on passcode attempts so they could brute force the lock screen by having someone just sit there trying every possible code. My understanding is that it involved physical access to the device and the way that process is handled by the phone was reengineered shortly afterwards to prevent it from happening in the future.

That’s not a backdoor, that’s sawing the front door into pieces to avoid triggering the anti-tamper system on the hinges and lock.

If you want backdoor worries, look to the generations of apple chips with undocumented memory mapped io registers that were in development during that time period. But don’t think too hard about how arm chips are developed or why that got left in there or how. You may come to the undeniable conclusion that a natsec cutout is licensing slabs of arm feature silicon with backdoors built in.

This is not a defense of apple. Only a clarification that there wasn’t a backdoor found in the San bernidino phone, and that if you wanna be freaked out about back doors there’s better stuff to get crazy over.

WitchHazel ,

Gotcha gotcha

Thanks for the clarification

bloodfart ,

if youre worried about backdoors and spying, its a good idea to start paying attention to the trade publications and training media made for reprehensible spooks.

they’ll say shit that makes you throw up in your mouth but you’ll never look at push notifications or sms the same way again.

Honytawk ,

Usually, they just copy the phone into a Virtual Machine and copy the machine millions of times to try every password.

SquirtleHermit ,

More than you are implying. An Apple product means you have to buy from Apple. At least with android you can order a Fairphone. Which, while not perfect, is significantly better in the “slave labor” category.

Honytawk ,

Yes, because not all Android phones are made in the same factory. There are brands with next to no slave labour.

WallsToTheBalls , to aboringdystopia in Being in the way of cars deserve to get you killed apparently

Ya know it’s not that anyone “deserves” to get hit by a car. I will say there are definitely circumstances I’ve seen where it was an incredibly predictable outcome

Standing in a parking lot and get hit? Drivers fault.

Sprinting across four lanes of traffic on a busy street in rush hour, at dusk, in black clothing? I mean… still the drivers fault technically, but cmon.

wildcherry OP ,

I’m not talking about people who throw themselves under wheel. I’m talking about legitimately crossing the street at a stop and some asshole honks you or attacks you for being in the way. There seems to be a general consensus that traffic flow is more important than people’s life. Just see how many were begging for protesters to get run over, on reddit for example.

null ,

I’ve never seen people supporting a driver for honking or attacking someone who was legitimately crossing the street…

wildcherry OP ,

Good for you then :)

null ,

And good for you pretending that it’s the pervasive attitude, I guess.

wildcherry OP ,

“I never saw it so it doesn’t exist”.

null ,

“This totally exists, just trust me bro”

wildcherry OP ,

I’m gonna take a wild guess and imagine your’e driving a car on the daily, dont ya?

null ,

Nope, I just live in reality. You should try it some time.

wildcherry OP ,

In reality all of the people I know who are cycling got hit by a car. Hell in this very thread you can see people talking about it. What’s your point exactly?

null ,

That has nothing to do with your claim…

Your claim says that the majority of people would applaud the driver who hit them. Which is nonsense.

wildcherry OP ,

A vocal minority of people definitely would. Now if you can stop invalidating my experience both on the road and speaking to people, it’s unpleasant.

null ,

A vocal minority is the exact opposite of a majority…

Now if you can stop invalidating my experience both on the road and speaking to people, it’s unpleasant.

You’re doing that yourself.

wildcherry OP ,

Imagine siding with the polluters lmao.

null ,

Imagine being logically consistent.

wildcherry OP ,
null ,

I’m sorry, this is what you think “legitimately crossing the road” looks like?

wildcherry OP ,

Ah yes we’re only supposed to cross the road when our motorized overlord allowed us too.

null ,

Good job contradicting yourself, kiddo

KombatWombat ,

Two of the links are discussing lawful fact, not morality, and even if they were, the commenters are saying “no, you can’t use your car to ‘encourage’ people to move”. The other two have commenters saying the driver committing vehicular manslaughter is crazy and obviously in the wrong. Particularly the last link has people expressing sympathy for the victims and animosity to the driver.

Nothing here suggests that victim blaming is common when someone driving does something illegal and injures a pedestrian.

wildcherry OP ,

Yeah yeah I get it. You do not want to see the problem, so there is no problem. Again, I guess my friends getting hit by car, or the several attack I personally had been subjected too for cycling too slow or crossing the street counts for nothing.

KombatWombat ,

No it doesn’t count for nothing, and I’m sorry you and your friends went through that. But if people blamed you when the drivers were clearly in the wrong, that takes a special kind of being an asshole that the average person just isn’t.

wildcherry OP ,

Not sure. Like yeah ramming into someone intentionally is not the norm, you are right. But I have seen most of my friend and family being negligent on the road as well. It’s a norm here.

eskimofry ,

It is pervasive though.

null ,

No it’s not.

theatomictruth , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

Sue a termite for damages just in case they show up as a human later or charge rent to the birds nesting in your back yard

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

We should really have a spelunking agency go around closing off these “no room to turn around” passageways because as fun as these caver types are personally, they’re also the kind of morons who see a very obviously dangerous hole off the recommended path and think “LEZZDOIIIIIIIIT!” Basically most of the cast of “As Above So Below”, “What’s that, this supposed passageway to hell is shifting in ways to reveal passages that are unknown even to this expert catacomb guide despite his tag being on the walls? LET’S KEEP GOING!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Abandoned mine explores too. Hey! Arsenic water and 100 year old dynamite! Geotechnical hazards! LETS GOOOOOO

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Like the guy in Cerro Gordo?

Agent641 ,

YOOOO whats up dingleberries its ya boy Ser Sploresalot, and today we’re dry-panning for gemstones in Wittenoom gorge!

Blackmist ,

I like to imagine the horror of going down an “unexplored” hole, being unable to turn around or back out, and crawling face first into the previous explorer’s boots.

Crow , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

MaoZedongers ,

I mean, just look at it.

awwwyissss ,

If you ever meet a teenage boy you’ll, unfortunately, understand

Kolanaki ,
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Track_Shovel OP ,

This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

JasonDJ ,

Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).

A_Random_Idiot , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Why is there a picture of the Fukushima nuclear core in this picture?

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