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TimeSquirrel , to memes in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are
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You're doing it to me right now.

GrammatonCleric , to memes in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.
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Let’s run with this gag:

DARK HOLES

I’LL SWALLOW YOUR HOLE

HOLE BROTHER

HOLE TRAIN

SAVE OUR HOLES

MIND BODY AND HOLE

HOLE FOOD

HOLE CALIBUR

BLESS YOUR HOLE

Track_Shovel OP ,

save our holes

Name of your sex tape

TimeSquirrel ,
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"Mayday, mayday, the puns are too much, I'm going down!"

"How many holes on board sir?"

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Try finger but hole

Album ,
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Hole Survivor

reflex , to memes in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.
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Chicken Soup for the Hole

Wow, what a hole.

CADmonkey , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

I worked night shift in a metal fabrication shop about 11 years ago.

Two bastions of humanity figured out that they could light an oxyfuel torch and adjust it to a neutral flame, snuff the flame out of a glove or something, and then use the torch to fill a plastic sandwich bag with a perfect mixture of oxygen and acetylene. They would then place this bag somewhere and light it on fire, which made a lot of noise. They had great fun until they tried it with a small office-sized trash bag. The word of the day is brisance. It made a tremendous bang which cracked some glass in the shop, but of course our two heroes were caught in the blast amd burned, because a sandwich bag made a loud pop, but a trash bag was more of a bomb. They lit the trash bag like they did the little bags, by holding a lighter to the plastic.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy fuck.

Imagine filling out the paper work for that one

lightnsfw ,

We had another shop in the chain I worked for fire everyone for doing that when I was a mechanic. There were no injuries but the neighboring businesses called 911 because they thought there was a bomb.

CADmonkey ,

Yeah that is attention no business wants.

bandario ,
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I was at an xmas party one year where the workshop boys did this with an upturned 44 gallon drum. It was the loudest bang I’ve ever heard. I thought we were under some sort of attack.

They expected the drum to launch a little but what actually ended up happening was the upturned metal bottom blew off and launched a LOT punching a hole in the workshop roof. It’s a miracle that nobody was hurt (their hearing probably was). Somehow they didn’t get fired.

Peppycito ,

Somehow they didn’t get fired.

When someone does something really stupid and shows remorse, you can be pretty sure they will never ever do it again. A new guy might though.

CADmonkey ,

I was invited to a rural party for new years, I’m pretty sure it was 2003-2004. I drank entirely too much, and saw some friends crushing beer cans, and was inspired. I found an old 55-gallon steel drum, put a bunch of water in it, and rolled it into the bonfire. Once steam was shooting out, I put the bungs back on it and rolled it into the pond. After a few minutes, there was a metallic “bang” and the drum was folded in on itself.

The guy who invited me to the party told everyone for years that I used my head to crush a steel drum.

Transcendant , to memes in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.

Bizarre, I actually saw the book this meme is based on, on Sunday! Was helping a friend’s mum move, saw the book cover and felt hungry.

Rudebrew ,

You saw a copy of Holes by Louis Sachar?

Transcendant ,

Yes, and life hasn’t been the same since

FancyLad , to memes in Get it!
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“Yewww!”

RizzRustbolt , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

Unless you work in document scanning, then it’s reversed.

Ddhuud , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

The title and content contradict each other.

phorq ,

What happens during night shift stays during night shift.

LaurelRerun , to memes in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.

This is my hole! It was made for [MY CHICKEN SOUP]

not_woody_shaw , to memes in Therapy's getting too expensive

Oppan Gangnam style!

Getawombatupya , to memes in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are

RIP Danger Doom

Rally , to memes in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are

True

pete_the_cat , to memes in A bag could massacre a village

It’s the coolest Dorito.

rockSlayer ,

It’s also more ranch-y than drinking ranch from the bottle

pete_the_cat ,

That’s my favorite past time.

Sidewayshighways ,

The ranchiest

gnate ,

Ranch so cool, it’s hot!

dannoffs , to memes in A bag could massacre a village
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A single bag of Takis could have killed more than the plague if released on Europe at the same time.

protist ,

Or at least could have given everyone instant ADHD

SayJess , to memes in A bag could massacre a village
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Let’s be real though; we’d all eat that mega-chip.

ivanafterall ,
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I wish they'd sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.

SayJess ,
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Did we just become best friends?!

Veltoss ,

Crazy that they don’t just sell the seasoning for popular chip flavors.

thantik ,

I would cool-ranch my fucking chicken with that shit for real.

cz8c ,

Just crush the Doritos and use them like Panko breading on the chicken.

vivavideri ,

You just take the whole chip and grind it up!

TopRamenBinLaden , (edited )

Ive been down this path.

2 Hidden valley ranch packets, 1 tbsp onion powder, 1 tbsp garlic powder, 1 tbsp salt, and 1 tbsp paprika if you want to try to make it yourself. It tastes exactly the same to me.

You can paint the tortilla chips with canola oil and sprinkle the seasoning on. Or just drink the seasoning with a straw if you want to.

DarkErmac ,
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They call them Doros.

Classy ,

Dorotes

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