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iAvicenna , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
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aliens fucking with us probably

bulwark , to lemmyshitpost in Marriage

Ya like spiders? Infested

Shady_Shiroe ,
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Not anymore

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Marriage

Some will claime that the S in LGBTISQ* stands for snakes but snakes are just evil (source: The Bible)

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Snakes ≠ Evil.
The only good thing the bible did was Jesus H. Christ. Anything else is padding and should be disregarded.

Viking_Hippie ,

According to the esteemed theologian Eddie Izzard, the H is for Herbert.

UnderpantsWeevil , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
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SirBucksworth , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
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Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?

gravitas_deficiency ,

Jupiter? But I hardly know her!

owenfromcanada , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
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Don’t plain-shame, being basic is okay too

chatokun ,

And Pluto is H.S.

(And so are you!)

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

Nasa is ruining every planet one-by-one. First pluto wasn’t a planet. Then neptune is even more boring and stupid than previously thought. Next thing we know, Mars isn’t a planet anymore because planets aren’t red.

root_beer ,

Venus isn’t a planet either. It’s a hell-sphere. But that makes it even more rad 🤘

AngryCommieKender ,

A hell-sphere that would be easier to fix than Mars, which is an entirely different type of hell-sphere. Just toss in enough ice to make eventual oceans and some cyanobacteria, and it should calm down in a few hundred thousand years.

Short of an artificial black hole at its center to raise the gravity, I don’t see how we could ever terraform Mars. There’s not enough gravity for anything that evolved here to be healthy there.

CaptBobbers ,
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@AngryCommieKender @root_beer
Floating cities in the clouds of Venus mining carbon dioxide and nitrogen out of the atmosphere, sending all those excess gases to Mars, the Belt, and the moons of the gas giants for terraforming and habitats.

Car Salesman: * slaps the Venusian atmosphere * "You can fit so many Martians under this bad boy."

afraid_of_zombies ,

Maybe looking at it the wrong way. Mars becomes a place to visit. Turn it into an ecosystem full of stuff that can survive the low gravity. Insects and plants. You know after you stripmine it.

Go visit the weird ass nature reserves from your spinning space habitat.

AngryCommieKender ,

That’s certainly an option, but right now it seems most space agencies are totally ignoring Venus as a possibility, and are focused on a Mars colony.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Well Mars colony would be easier at the moment.

As much as I don’t particularly like the man I think Bezos was right. We already have a place with ideal gravity. The future should be orbiting colonies. Imagine processes that could be done under fully controlled conditions.

omega_x3 ,

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

PenisWenisGenius ,
sparkle ,

aktschually mercury is the sun’s moon

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Jupiter is a dwarf planet

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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Technically the concept of a planet is a social construct. Scientists have been scurrying around redefining the definition of a planet to exclude asteroids ever since they discovered them. Why can’t they just say that the Earth is a wet asteroid and be done with it?

PenisWenisGenius ,

I’m going to boycott nasa. Go woke go broke.

brbposting ,

NASA comms office assistant tries to let off steam by visiting Lemmy, sees your comment, has flashbacks to the letters they read from Americans everyday

Delusional ,

I could see trump getting rid of NASA for his own space agency and he’d call it SASA. Super awesome space agency.

Liz ,

My personal definition of planet:

  1. big enough to be spherical
  2. has never been big enough to cause fusion
afraid_of_zombies ,

The world’s biggest ball of string is now a planet.

Liz ,

As it should be! Big boy is round!

xx3rawr ,

big enough to be spherical

oh boy

gandalf_der_12te ,

I think it should be “big enough to hold an atmosphere”.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Mars isn’t even red, it’s sort of brown

AngryCommieKender ,

Pluto is nice and colorful

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

When the developers thought their model was so far out of the potential view distance of the player they didn’t bother making a texture for it.

thirstyhyena , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

Looks like those old mouse balls.

Vytle ,

Oh my god dude i forgot about ball mice. I don’t know how I let that slip my mind wth

ekZepp , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
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fritobugger2017 , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

looks like someone bleached Uranus

KAYDUBELL ,

Nice

fritobugger2017 ,

Sweet

uis ,

Sexcellent

psycho_driver ,

Let me do some deep delving to ascertain the truth of this and I’ll get back to you

neutron ,

It’s really awkward explaining this joke in other languages.

Cordyceps ,

A Smurfs it looks like

FangedWyvern42 , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
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literally an entire planet

”it’s boring because of colour!”

Lifebandit666 , to lemmyshitpost in Risk your life with this one easy trick!

In all seriousness it was only a few weeks ago that I heard about a teacher in Bangladesh that did actually shoot one of his students in the leg. He apparently always brought a loaded gun into class with him in his bag.

www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68490662

acetanilide ,

Wow. I thought maybe an accident but no…and he hasn’t been fired yet?? Insanity

phoenixz ,

Shot him in the knee, he’ll never walk normal again…sounds super reasonable

Agent641 , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

This is a billiard ball.

Drivebyhaiku ,

Really? I was thinking ping pong due to the lack of luster…

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

TFW your friends think you’re not cool anymore because you’re actually white

SynopsisTantilize ,

Why does this keep happening? Is it me?

afraid_of_zombies ,

In his own mind he he’s the dopest trip

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