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Klnsfw , to linuxmemes in I respect people who don't like snaps, but Canonical will not abandon a successful project

I hate having several package managers coexisting on my computer, and the only advantage of snap is that it solves a problem I’ve never encountered in 25 years.

thefartographer , to lemmyshitpost in Boston Creme

I bet I can punch my phone hard enough that OP will feel it

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

What is this, the goddamned Middle Ages?!!

And what about the alchemist from Bern who had the bright idea that something else that shines like gold is piss, so he boiled gallons of it, trying to extract the pure, powdered essence? That must have made him quite popular in the neighborhood… taking peoples’ piss and boiling it, the smell coming from that house must have been incredible.

Anyway, the guy was the first to isolate phosphorus as an element.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Funny considering piss is a huge amount of nitrogen.

Woods of Ypres was only 500 years late with this banger

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iITfCg0wqFw

Chef_Boyargee , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

My god, this goes right up there with sliced bread. Bloody genius.

RHSJack ,

Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is…“pre” cut"? Like, I don’t have to drive over to grandma’s whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.

brlemworld , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Coat hangar

LemmyKnowsBest ,

A big garage for storing airplanes, except it’s for coats?

Big_Boss_77 ,

Some people got a lot of coats…

DragonTypeWyvern , to lemmyshitpost in Send a message! Use a digital pipe bomb!

I’m not sure they really got the message of the cyberpunk settings, because yes, that’s what it was

xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth

Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?

BreadOven ,

'Ol 3-balls.

mino , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...
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The one word more people need to know about: threatmodel

FilthyShrooms , to memes in We are all sinners in the eyes of the Lord
tfowinder , to technology in How come TurboVPN can have double the amount of downloads compared to NordVPN and ExpresVPN? ++
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I think it’s free.

Sunny OP ,

A free tier indeed, although they push extremely hard to make people pay for premium.

azalty ,
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Proton has a free plan as well

ShadowCat ,

if you search “Free VPN” on playstore, turboVPN is ranked higher than proton

Edit: and I see its reviews are also negative, probably because of the connection issues (I’ve been having the issue too, takes a long time to connect if it even does

Zatore , to lemmyshitpost in Excuse me, my son's name is also Borts...

Shimp

the_dopamine_fiend ,
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I swear it’s either Shirmp or Shinnp.

NuclearDolphin , to memes in Public Service Announcement

I like working, but I hate working on shit I don’t care about for someone else’s benefit.

Funkytom467 ,
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And the benefit only goes to people who make others do shit they don’t care about. Never to the work that’s important and can be cared about.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in Public Service Announcement

Who would think this is a flex? What is this a reference to?

conorab ,

The general idea that somebody who works a lot of hours is a good/hard worker in contrast to the amount of work actually completed.

TwoBeeSan ,

The reward for a job well done is more work.

jaybone ,

IME it’s usually not a flex or a brag. It’s more like bitching or complaining.

MrVilliam ,

I’ve seen it more as a thing people one-up each other over and use as a way of looking down on people. Like “you sat at a desk for 40 hours and you’re tired? So lazy. I just ran a construction project that was 4 weeks of 12 hour days, no days off.” Like yeah, that’s impressive, but your job’s physicality and long hours don’t invalidate other forms of labor and the exhaustion that can come with it.

Yamainwitch , to memes in Smile 🥴

Keep churning out these absolute top tier possum memes 🤩

Demdaru , to memes in The "Me Time" trap of parenting

Heh, not a parent, just working against my chronotype or whatever it’s called, still get it. Should go to sleep at 9pm at most…but I get my energy boost around 7-8 pm. So when I should go asleep I am most motivated abd have most energy for the day. Yay.

9point6 ,

My chronotype wants me sleeping 1am until 9am, unfortunately my partner likes to attempt to get up more like 7am with multiple alarms and I’m one of these people that one they’re awoken, I’m not gonna go back to sleep whatever I try.

I get a full night’s sleep maybe once or twice a month

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I hard Magus is a bit of an ass.

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