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MataVatnik , to lemmyshitpost in boom. headshot
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Saving this so I can take credit for it 5 years from now

LemmyKnowsBest ,

But if you practice really hard for 5 years I bet your artistic skills could outdo this.

thenewred , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

Jayb151 ,

Was gonna say, I’ve been having double dogs for 30 years.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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Meh, I’d still eat it… A really good croissant would be worth it

OpenStars ,
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Protein is healthy for you.:-)

gandalf_der_12te , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

Yeah, fucj those imperial units.

Lb-Ft, pfff …

JimVanDeventer , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

They’ve got you pegged.

SoggyBread , to memes in My wife every two weeks:

Imagine being rich enough to hire cleaners

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m definitely not rich.

I’m not living in a box down by the river and using a rat as a pillow either.

Both of us work, and with kids thrown into the mix, it gets chaotic around here. Cleaners are the one splurge we do, and it’s so we can spend time with our kids rather than doing chores.

brbposting ,

You should also feel bad you’re literate, ya cake eater

Track_Shovel OP ,

My rat taught me to read while I wasn’t using it as a pillow

Cataphract ,

That’s a shame, you could’ve selected the martial arts skill instead from the rat.

Sunfoil , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

What’s the chimney made out of, I can’t tell

Daxtron2 ,

pure red

Sunfoil ,

I can’t shake the feeling it looks like plastic, but that means we’ll have imminent catastrophic failure.

Gordon ,

Metal flex chimney pipe. Looks like 6-8" or bigger.

Edit: he says 150mm so 6"

GBU_28 ,

It’s clearly hard-to-focus-on purple

Death_Equity ,

Stainless steel spiral crimped corrugated. Same type they use to reline chimneys for appliances or some gas burning fireplaces. Looks like 6".

Fixbeat , to memes in chow time

Hand banana?

bl00b0mb3r ,

Tonight… You

cmbabul ,

I want my name to be Spaghetti

JackFrostNCola ,

ch ch ch ch ch ch

DuffmanOfTheCosmos ,

Tonight. YOU.

Blackmist , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

gallopingsnail ,
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Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.

sfbing ,

What do non-Americans think it is?

fox2263 ,

Small Sausage wrapped in bacon.

Lesrid ,

You’d probably win an award at a cookout for your unusual take on pigs-in-a-blanket and they’d go right back to breading bits of hotdog.

fox2263 ,

So are you telling me this is the one thing Americans _haven’t _ added bacon to?

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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EnderMB ,

It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.

They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.

Hereforpron2 , to lemmyshitpost in life got you down?

Hippest new bar in town, drinking 6 Michelob ultras in a snowy parking lot

ensignrick ,
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Mmmmmm bop bop bop… mmmmmmm bop bop bop.

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in life got you down?

This sounds like a precursor to a “goodbye” note.

rockSlayer ,

dear Slim,

I wrote you but you still ain’t calling

can ,

cheers to that

bigkahuna1986 , to lemmyshitpost in trash

Trash? Don’t you mean the folder where my uncle puts all his documents that he still needs?

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Would you like fries with that?

Personally, I greatly prefer the McFuckAround.

pivot_root ,

The McFuckAround is nice up until the child support garnishments start showing up. After that, you’re stuck living with the Wendy’s Regrettinator.

Viking_Hippie ,

I don’t mind, actually. Wendy deserves better after all those years putting up with a square…

Dumeinst , to memes in Doomba

Con: shoelaces

Zerush , to memes in this is why I am fat
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