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Diplomjodler , to memes in Chat Apps

Are you even a true nerd if you have so many friends?

MiDaBa ,

As long as those friends have strong and inflexible opinions about chat apps then yes.

tsugu OP , to memes in Chat Apps
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

After posting I realized an exported PNG is the same size and looks much better. Enjoy.

Micromot ,

You should be able to change the image after posting I think

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

Interesting. I found the option but despite editing the post and uploading the higher quality image, nothing seems to have changed.

Bitflip , to memes in Apple

The corporate oligarchy of unmerica working exactly as designed, divide and conquer

nonailsleft , to aboringdystopia in Being in the way of cars deserve to get you killed apparently

Hey I am a Dreamy Pedestrian. Should I be scared?

wildcherry OP ,

Yes. Always look left and right before crossing the street <3

Klear ,

Are you vague? Too vague, even?

Deconceptualist , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!

Alabama is only one step away from a future long ago predicted: youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk?si=yf0xD2XrNkGKgt87

abbiistabbii , to memes in Conservatives: keep it down!
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah it’s not the Porn companies I’m worried about, it’s the companies the porn companies use to store the data. Even if they don’t leak it, someone can will break in, either a bad actor or the government themselves because, let’s be frank, having a list of porn users and what porn they watch is going to be irresistible if they want to spark a scandal based around, say, rival politicians or activists.

init ,
@init@lemmy.ml avatar

I trusted my government to protect my info, and now I have LifeLock for life because of several breaches on their part. If data is stored, it is virtually certain some portion of it will get leaked.

darthsid , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?

TheGrandNagus ,

US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.

JonDorfman ,

You forgot the part where he was screaming, “I’m hit! I’m hit!”

Buddahriffic ,

Also the part where his partner, who was talking to others across the street, rushed over all like, “what are we shooting at?” and also opened fire on the police car with dude handcuffed in the back, though she didn’t dump her whole mag like the first one did.

ImplyingImplications ,

That to me is worse. People have said the guy who started shooting at ghosts might have had PTSD from being in the military, but why the fuck did his partner just start shooting at random shit too?? They’re just as bad!

Igloojoe ,

One of the major rules with guns. Identify your target. Identify things behind your target…

Zink ,

Yeah, when you are looking at a presumably government trained and approved wielder of firearms at all times and in all locations (including protected ones), you don’t expect to see spray and pray. And spray and pray with no identified target at that!

lowleveldata ,

How many people did he kill?

SSUPII ,

None fortunately

TheGrandNagus ,

None, thankfully it wasn’t a crowded street

bane_killgrind ,

Histrionic in the worst sense of the word

chiliedogg ,

Fortunately he has police training, so he didn’t hit what he was aiming at.

kilgore_trout ,

Additional information: he and his partner had arrested a man, who was handcuffed and unarmed in the back of the car. That is whom the policeman thought opened fired at him.

darthsid ,

Yikes!!

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar
darthsid ,

Oh my god…

hungryphrog ,

okay what the FUCK

Omega_Haxors , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

Is it ending capitalism? If not, it’s greenwashing. Any action other than stopping the one thing fucking up our planet is a distraction.

soviettaters ,

Communism will save the environment.

Omega_Haxors , (edited )

Who said anything about communism? I mean yes it’s an option but I think the bigger priority is getting rid of fossil fascism.

soviettaters ,

What options are there really other than capitalism, communism, and everything that mixes the two?

Omega_Haxors ,

No, you’re right. There’s only two sides: the good side and the evil side. You have to pick one and if you don’t you’re just in between the two.

Well if you force me to choose I will go for the one that won’t fucking murder the planet and everyone on it, thank you very much.

krimsonbun ,
@krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

yet you iphone venezuela 100 garillion dead!!1!1!!!1!1!

Omega_Haxors ,

Huh, figured your instance was anticommunist after that bad experience with /196’s modteam. (banned me for saying maaybe we shouldn’t be quoting Keffals, an open grifter who I’ve now been made aware of is also an open pedophile) Pleasantly surprised to see that isn’t the case.

krimsonbun ,
@krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s weird, this instance is pretty left leaning from my experience.

Omega_Haxors ,

Huh, guess it was just that one community.

soviettaters ,

Every instance is left leaning, it’s Lemmy

krimsonbun ,
@krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Good point

sebinspace , to lemmyshitpost in efficiency

This is literally every game with rocks, since fucking forever…

TokenBoomer , to lemmyshitpost in brutal

Realize, someone thought of this.

Kyrrrr , to lemmyshitpost in brutal

Isn’t a brutalist buttplug just a cactus?

Starbuck ,

In case you aren’t joking, brutalist is an architectural style, commonly seen in Washington DC and associated with government buildings. It’s not masochistic, despite brutal being in the name of

bitwaba ,

commonly seen in Washington DC

Britalism was an architectural movement that started in the post-WW2 UK.

It became pretty common for ~20 years and was very popular in communist countries due to it being cheap and no frills (commonly associated with western extravagance).

There are tons of britalism examples all around London.

uis , (edited )

Soviet brutalism is a thing too Derp

bitwaba ,

and was very popular in communist countries

uis ,

Derp. Sorry.

Denjin ,
lolcatnip ,

The name comes from the French word “brut” meaning “raw” as in raw concrete.

NaoPb , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia

Clever kid. Has problem, finds solution.

Th4tGuyII , to books in Bookmark
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

It'll help you ketchup to where you were

badum tsss

loobkoob ,
@loobkoob@kbin.social avatar

It'll let you see which pages you've red!

omxxi , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

that’s a killer gadget!

Anticorp , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

If it’s plastic, then it’s fine.

Catsrules ,

It can melt plastic does that count?

Anticorp ,

Plastic isn’t a conductor, so the current wouldn’t travel between the posts across the handle.

Catsrules ,

Metal is a conductor and would get very hot in a dead short melting plastic.

meowMix2525 ,

Yes but it wouldn’t short because the current from one terminal would not travel across the plastic handle to the other

Catsrules ,

I was making a joke using the metal handle and melting plastic, instead of using the plastic as the handle.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

A bit of copper would spice things up

fin ,

better if it’s rubber

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