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doingthestuff , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

It doesn’t say how often. On the solstices?

KSPAtlas ,
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Every day of eternity

nul , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

How long should I wait for the employee?

MentalEdge , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions
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SomeBoyo , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions
hungryphrog ,

Do I have to?

hungryphrog , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

Well, I wouldn’t want want anyone coming to work with a dirty ass.

AllOutOfBubbleGum , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

I before E, except after C.

Grass ,
MBM ,

I feel like most of those words would be pronounced very differently with IE

DingoBilly ,

There are more words this didn’t work for than words this does work for…

crystalmerchant , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

That’s a big ass bucket

Patches , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

Do freshwater oysters exist?

My freshwater tank looks like that one on the left after 10 days. Only 2 tetras and it’s 7gallon

chiliedogg ,

Zebra mussels. Just grab em off any passing fishing boat cuz none of those bastards are cleaning up and they’re spreading them everywhere.

dantheclamman ,
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It’s generally seen as pretty hard to maintain filter-feeding bivalves long-term in an aquarium tank, in terms of diet (diverse phytoplankton), pH/alkalinity, and substrate (many are pretty specific in terms of conditions in which they burrow). You might have better luck with Corbicula sp. (“Asian clams”) which are quite generalist in their food, even being able to deposit feed by scraping the substrate. They are however quite invasive, so please don’t release them into the wild! Oysters on the other hand are usually found in mostly brackish or fully marine conditions, and would likely not be able to thrive long-term in fully fresh water. Usually they can only survive short bouts of freshening. Source: I study clams

Masshuru ,

Thank you, magical clam knowledge provider!

dantheclamman ,
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claps valves sagely

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

You should post this to noncredibledefense as well.

metaStatic ,

this is far to credible

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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Bullets are faster than sound. So it might be bang, splat, toot.

mojofrododojo ,

subsonic ammo is a thing, esp. for suppressed firearms - that way you never get a crack, and only hear the mechanical action of the assemblies reciprocating.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Noted, clown horn might counteract my suppressor.

mojofrododojo ,

yeah I mean the horn is what we’re trying to preserve, not the crack.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I’d pay to see the John Wick silencer flight dubbed with those “her-huh” clown horn sounds.

mojofrododojo ,

slap kick pfft HONK pfft HONK pfft HONK punch kick

bruhduh ,
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.45 acp default rounds is subsonic

mojofrododojo ,

Valid point. But is that .45? the barrel looks small.

Frankly I can’t identify the firearm.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like .22 they too can’t achieve over subsonic speeds in pistols example of that is lr 22/45 pistol

bnaur ,

It’s a russian Margolin, or some variant. So yes, a .22LR.

ook_the_librarian ,
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Which is exactly in line with the meme.

UntouchedWagons , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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davel , to memes in chow time
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

That is mean, and we’ve all thought it.

jabathekek , to memes in chow time
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Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Iamsqueegee ,

You remember the face of your father.

llamapocalypse ,

They do not meme with their keyboard, they meme with their heart.

Spot ,
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Thankee sai. …man, my auto correct hated that!

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Dang. This brought back memories. I might have to do a reread of those books. I remember being disappointed with the last few books.

Fixbeat , to memes in chow time

Hand banana?

bl00b0mb3r ,

Tonight… You

cmbabul ,

I want my name to be Spaghetti

JackFrostNCola ,

ch ch ch ch ch ch

DuffmanOfTheCosmos ,

Tonight. YOU.

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