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wetnoodle , to memes in we all know one person like this...
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I don’t know anyone like that, I think I might be the onethat they know tho

_haha_oh_wow_ , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where Gowron tho?

Thteven , to memes in from 1st to 5th
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck yeah, cat car is best car. Meow.

RampantParanoia2365 , to memes in Snails

Your image is clearly clipped at the bottom. What happened to the small margin, like at the top? People, have some pride in your artwork.

saltnotsugar , to memes in Pleas wait

Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
“Sure, old ladies love-“
Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

CorrodedCranium ,
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

A terrifying exhibit about what cloacas are

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

A titillating display of what cloacas are

Gabu ,

I’ll be honest, the audience for this one is very small.

flossdaily , to memes in I would eat this

So is lemmy just dead?

This post is the number 1 post when sorting by hot in the category ALL. It’s been here an hour with ZERO comments?

Every other post in my feed is similar. What is happening?

Decoy321 ,

It’s not a giant social media platform with corporate backing that’s been around for decades.

Cut it some slack.

Plus it’s only been an hour.

sour ,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is small website

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Get a better feed? I’m seeing lots of commentary on mine.

Redjard ,
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hot is not a good sort

bdonvr ,

Sort by top -> 6 hours

Hot sort sucks

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Six is good, also check out local on six or new and curate your subscribed as well.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Why are you shoe upset?

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

cope

Kusimulkku ,

Lemmy has never been terribly active

clif , to memes in Pleas wait

I have chickens and have seen this meme before, but it’s been years and I think I threw out my back laughing at it again.

Thanks bud.

Track_Shovel OP , to memes in Eruption also works... 🌋

Jamie’s crying

Finish what you started

Someone get me a doctor

Poundcake

Holy fuck, this meme writes itself

Rolando ,

I’ll Wait

Loss Of Control

Unchained

Bottoms Up!

db2 ,

Runnin’ With the Devil

Patimation_studios , to memes in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

Add Pineapple and Violate the geneva convention

TokyoMonsterTrucker ,

I am become Mario, Deliverer of Deliciousness.

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

don’t give us the growth mushrooms this time. last time we stayed hungry because our stomachs were so big.

Pringles , to memes in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

Pizzoshima

DieguiTux8623 , to memes in Somewhere in Iceland, Floki is hit by flying pepperoni

I feel sorry for whomever will have to clean that disaster (without even having their pizza). Better replacing the oven entirely than trying to remove burnt cheese from the bottom.

huge_clock ,

It’s not that hard just put a baking tray with soapy water on the top rack and blast the oven as high as it will go. There’s still a lot of scraping and scrubbing but it makes it easier.

tdawg , to memes in Roses are red

Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED

kambusha , to memes in Pleas wait

I’ll admit, the first 2 read-throughs I thought it was the woman saying the captions. On the third, I thought it was maybe a conversation, but I couldn’t figure out who was saying what. On the fourth, I laughed.

Ozymandias1688 , to memes in Pleas wait

I was told that my great-grandma used to do exactly this, to check wether an egg was “in the pipeline”…

Knusper ,

We even have a regional word from that: “Entenklemmer”, which translates verbatim to “duck pincher”.

Some folks when leaving their ducks out of the enclosure, they’d check each duck for an egg in said pipeline. If there was one, they wouldn’t let that duck out, because well, they wanted that egg.

So, an Entenklemmer is a scrooge, someone going to great lengths to not miss out on even tiny profits.

craftyindividual ,

Knusper = crispy, yes?

teichflamme ,

Crispy would be knusprig.

Knusper could mean a couple of things.

It could be a conjugated form of the verb “knuspern”, which means eating something crispy.

Knusper itself is also used in an entirely different context to express that someone is weird or has mental problems. Then you could say someone is not knusper or “nicht ganz knusper”.

Knusper ,

It can also be onomatopoeia for eating something crispy. So, imagine a comic where a hamster is nibbling away at a cracker, then above that can be written:

Knusper Knusper

(basically Crunch Crunch)

But yeah, thanks for the rest of the explanation. I chose this username essentially at random when signing up here, but it’s been growing on me. Just a fun word in our language.

not_woody_shaw , to memes in I would eat this

That’s a lot of wasabi

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought that was avocado

Kusimulkku ,

Pfft, it’s not sushi if it’s not completely covered by soy sauce and wasabi

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