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VOwOxel , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

“It’s a cylinder”

Track_Shovel OP , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/4313920d-9b49-4be7-a410-29de8456f321.webp

dejected_warp_core ,

Critical levels of thirst detected!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

This image has levels and I am for it.

Rot in hell, Rothbard.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.

I’m not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn’t aware of the hot trash he produced

ekZepp , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Someone’s “hotdog” is in trouble.

FooBarrington , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that

fuckingkangaroos ,

What a wonderful color blue that link is

FooBarrington ,

Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!

Amanduh ,

I think you should leave

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Mine goes to the left.

Viking_Hippie ,

Same

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

https://media0.giphy.com/media/S3VT5oaoWdfMERnyLb/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9521a6krb1luqm3vxh60oqsyznx09fab1uz4rtd541t&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

mine goes in a spiral

quack

chemical_cutthroat , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=d5_k0TZgioaCQSXe

Track_Shovel OP ,

That went right to the group chat

manucode , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

de.wikipedia.org/…/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturba…

Viking_Hippie ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/59fb02af-d737-4629-b14b-f33e1a047946.png

manucode ,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.

Viking_Hippie ,

Flawless victory!

nodiet ,

That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!

ConfusedPossum , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Use a fork

Sabre363 , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Must be a tiny vacuum

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

plastic drinking straw tube

halvar , to memes in Scaling up

I love the obtusely large ships in sci-fi and this won’t change my mind either

Emptiness , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
@Emptiness@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

“Hot dog” sure buddy

bobs_monkey , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

It’s a cylinder

MelastSB ,

The cylinder must not be harmed

manucode ,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)

Track_Shovel OP ,

A soup can?

manucode ,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

I don’t think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M’s tube.

Track_Shovel OP ,

What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can’t jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube

TheRedSpade ,

Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.

Daft_ish ,

Speak for yourself

Veneroso ,

You wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of them!

Timecircleline ,

It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.

myusernameis ,

Like a penguin?

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude

Good soldier

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