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TheDoctorDonna , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I don’t want to work forever and I 100% disagree with this article, but I also don’t want to be my grandparents who never went anywhere or did anything ever because they were limited to their pension money. I would rather work part time than wait around for someone to visit because I can’t afford to do anything else.

There needs to be some enhanced senior programs to help make it so you don’t have to spend the next 20 years doing another puzzle alone at the table or whatever the stupid ass title was.

wabafee , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

This is a sense of purpose or meaning of life thing I guess. Some see work as their only meaning of life. More power to them though personally for me I rather rot not doing anything than working for someone till I die.

someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

Doesn’t that multiply really fast? We’d be back in like a day, maybe two.

psmgx ,

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn’t changed too much.

And that’s possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you’re paying 85 bucks for a steak.

someguy3 ,

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don’t see much problem.

Tinidril ,

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

ethanolparty ,

Yeah but you know they’d use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

ghostdoggtv , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)

It’s a psychological trick to get on your good side. Don’t give religious people any of your personal information, chances are they want to kill you.

mojofrododojo ,

yup, a cheap trick right out of ‘how to win friends and influence people’ or ‘how to start a cult’ (actual book).

co209 , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f7106f13-03b1-4d11-8fc9-6e28369bd67d.jpeg

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

  • Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
  • Corn
  • Peas
  • Ground beef
  • Chicken
  • Cheese
  • Cabbage
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Bacon
  • Crispy straw potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs
doctorcrimson ,
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs

So it’s war, then?

Snapz ,

This is the feeling when someone cosigns/supports your bland statement “Nachos are the best food!” and then they immediately project their entire fucked up POV on you and follows with something completely off the mark in the spirit of, “THIS GUY GETS IT, MAN! We should lower the age of consent!!!”

doctorcrimson ,

I take it this situation happens to you quite regularly?

Jorgelino ,

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.

Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.

Sagifurius ,

That’s fine, just change the name. It’s not a Philly Cheesesteak anymore if you cover it in mushrooms, green peppers, mustard and pickles, for example.

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

No. The bacteria eliminated was all in the people who were dusted for convenience.

LarmyOfLone ,

But it’s not random. Not fair. Not balanced. Entire civilizations of gut bacteria wiped out! To them it was like he wiped out entire planets instead of life forms!

Gladaed ,

If you wipe out the people you wipe out the biome. You just want more than 50% killed.

LarmyOfLone ,

I mean Thanos stick was that it was random and dispassionate, and thus morally not biased towards specific values or ideals. Well except for the individual gut bacteria.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

but how do the forces behind the infinity stones determine who gets dusted? In some places is was all except one person in a large group of people dusted and only sometimes was it half of the population of an area.

That means that part of what was dusted away must’ve been micro-organisms like bacteria in people’s guts.

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Over-under shotguns exist mon ami

fosho , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more…I owe it to a high fiber diet.

Agent641 ,
thechadwick ,

Non credible defense is skewing older and more colon-health conscious than I would have initially expected…

TIL.

rmuk , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

In case anyone from the UK needed another reason to prostrate themselves before the altar of Scandinavian interior design and foodstuffs this weekend, IKEA UK now sells the double hotdog at the exit bistro.

esserstein , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

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Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You can fit two hot dogs in any bread if you’re brave enough.

This is a post about food and nothing else.

TseseJuer ,

I got the meat if you got the buns hun

beebarfbadger , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I especially like the follow-up piece “Why you should work for free: money can’t buy you happiness (because you won’t get any)”

morgunkorn , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

TÜV sagt nein.

Norgur ,

DEKRA vielleicht?

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Wenn der Preis stimmt…

girlfreddy , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

Everyone should have to pass a basic automotive knowledge course before getting their driver’s license.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a thing where you live?

Dabundis ,

At least where I live, the licensing test covers rules of the road, not automotive knowledge. I think this commenter was referring to some test covering very surface-level knowledge of vehicles, with a focus on ways to tell if a car is unasafe to drive.

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s what I was trying to convey but obviously failed at. :/

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I’m in Sweden, we get two big books of just theory stuff. There are entire sections on how deep the patterns must be, when you are allowed to use what type of tyres (summer, friction, studded), etc. along with what consequences there are.

You must have winter tyres between the 1st of December and the 31st of March, so long as there may be snow or ice on the roads. Studded tires are only allowed between the 1st of October through to the 15th of April as they wear down the roads and cause excessive pollution.

There is so much general car knowledge. Warning lights, optimal tyre pressure (which is variable depending on your car and the load), how to drive in an eco-friendly manner, child seats, it never fucking ends.

https://i.imgur.com/x28YBDr.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/d2h59gI.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/sZltwyW.jpg

AdaleiM ,
@AdaleiM@lemmy.world avatar

holy shit, my book was like 50 pages total, mostly about what signs meant.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh the signs are in different books.

Milk_Sheikh ,

This, plus mandatory retesting every 5 years. New traffic signal’s & infrastructure, aging drivers, changing eyesight, refresher learning, etc

Algaroth ,

I got my license in Sweden and there are laws for when you must have summer tires and winter tires as well as how deep the pattern needs to be. This is all covered in the writing portion of the test. It’s quite possible that someone driving with wheels like that might get their license suspended at the least.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Yes it’s illegal to drive on tires with worn out patterns. I thought it was the same everywhere in the civilized world.

Crazyslinkz ,

TIL America is not civilized anymore.

Iron_Lynx ,

Never has been. *draws gun*

experbia ,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

it is. you’re correct.

us Americans, we seem to like to swerve deftly around many such useful civil universalities.

things you’d assume are vital to a peaceful, comfortable, safe people are often things that seem to baffle us.

i think this repeated swerving should disabuse anyone of any notion of the USA being a civilized nation, but somehow people keep classifying us as better than we are. lived here my whole life… not sure how someone could make that mistake, honestly. not unless they were really rich, I guess.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

One big part is because of Hollywood. The entire world image of America comes from movies.

Once you start to look into the prison system, the justice system, the financial system… Well, nothing actually builds on any feeling of caring about its citizens at all.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Hairy isn’t a pattern?

BastingChemina ,

For the driver licence in France there is questions like that:

  • how to recognize a worn tire
  • where to find the right tire pressure
  • check the oil level of the engine
  • check the brake liquid level …
MaoZedongers ,

People can’t do this?

Jesus christ I’m losing faith in the average capability of humanity

Hiro8811 ,

I mean Americans build straight parking lots since they drive sequential/automate

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I lost it during covid, permanently. And I’m not joking. I saw things.

AnAngryAlpaca ,

In new Zealand, the only question is what the best Fast an Furious movie was.

remotedev ,

Wow, trick questions on it too? Brakes are a pad, not a liquid

purplemonkeymad ,

Brakes on cars are a hydraulic system. The check is for the fluid levels of the hydraulics. Without enough fluid, pressing the brake pedal would not depress the pads.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Heat them up enough and they become liquid.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

It’s in the driving course. They just only include two or three questions.

girlfreddy ,
@girlfreddy@lemmy.ca avatar

In my province (Manitoba) there is zero basic vehicle knowledge provided in the Driver’s Handbook which is where test questions are pulled from.

brbposting ,

Everyone should have a universal basic income!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ebeb591b-620b-4b63-a902-91fd78c768d0.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a35b8d4a-55bf-49e1-91f7-453050cd0a9d.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6077d595-a249-45f7-9007-0e1f2e28d90b.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e16c1486-93bd-4794-8044-ea8a7bfe17da.jpeg

In the long run, some renters wind up paying twice as much for their tires as they would have paid if they’d bought them outright.

Would only do that if you’re desperate. I’d bet 10:1, the tires in OP result from poverty.

PS: you’re not wrong!

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or, alternatively, we should build cities where owning a car isn’t a requirement to hold down a job, and keep piloting a two ton death machine as a privilege, not a right

TheIllustrativeMan ,

Jesus, at $20/mo you would pay for a full set of the (expensive) OEM tires on my car in less than a year. They’re warrantied for 3 years of standard mileage, so even worse than double.

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