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Parastie , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want
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I’ll have you know that I’m at work now and I have no idea how much sleep I got.

OurTragicUniverse , to memes in When people ask me why I'm always posting memes
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I feel so seen

casmael ,

I’ve never been so offended by something so true tho

OurTragicUniverse ,
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Why is it offensive?

(Not trying to call you out btw, I'm just curious as I've seen people using that word in this context of 'being seen' a lot, and I don't get it.)

Rachel , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

It plays Disco Inferno when in use.

NotSpez ,

Or that Daft Punk song, Around The Weld

tdawg , to memes in same great taste!

This is probably a bit circle jerky, but I remember when my mom would buy groceries for an entire month and was devastated that it cost $100 (for a family of 4). We lived in a small town in the middle of nowhere but it’s still crazy to imagine getting that much out of that little these days

noisypine , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

Yeah, but the noodles are made of sliced silicone and the tomato sauce is red paint. It looks good from a far, but it’s actually wrong.

PickTheStick , to memes in I know what I'm going as for Halloween...

Lol, physiologists say hi, and they need that natural log function you’ve been hiding back.

Colorcodedresistor , to memes in Babe, pls pick up

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  • Track_Shovel OP ,

    I get the notification thing. I can’t stand abrasive notifications, but do not disturb schedules are a thing and can be set to allow certain people through (at least on Android).

    Mild sidebar: I switched from a decade’s long iPhone use to Android. They’re so much more customizable. Tell me again how my phone is better? People are there ridiculous blue bubble cult, smh.

    Mothra , to memes in HUP!
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    … I’m gonna need help understanding this one

    kresten ,

    I think the joke is twofold. First of all, Microsoft pretty much has a monopoly on financial software with their excel, which shows that the entire global finances are in the hands of that crab.

    The second joke, must be that they never bother updating the suite to the latest, and solely depend on 2013🤷

    Rhodin ,
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    They just don’t want to pay for 365.

    MasterBlaster ,

    I’m guessing it’s saying Excel is the basis of almost all financial documentation?

    peto ,

    For so much financial logic. Anywhere that a non-technical person is sat in front of a computer and given data you will find Excel.

    It is amazing what knots they will tie in it to avoid learning an actully useful tool.

    Llewellyn ,
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    Well, Excel works. And it has relatively gentle learning curve.

    peto ,

    For certain values of “works”. I also think the learning curve is part of the issue. You end up doing stuff Excel has no business handling but is there due to the absurd scope-creep.

    ryathal ,

    Not just financial documentation, but everything. Planning staff levels, work assignments, quarterly reports, bonus calculations, pto administration, and more. There’s likely people retiring that wrote an excel macro 20 years ago that still part of a critical business process.

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    The amount of stuff that runs on excel or feeds info directly into it is terrifying

    Kidplayer_666 ,

    Databases? That’s just a glorified excel worksheet, might as well use it directly

    Repossess6855 ,

    💀 too real

    AMuscelid , to memes in clever girl

    This song’s going somewhere, baby. Somewhere with an accordion and a perm.

    gerard , to gardening in What is happening to my cherry tomatoes? They get these bumps and then the leaves starts dying until it consumes the whole plant

    You’re probably over watering or have poor drainage which is causing the plant to try and make new roots that are above the wet soil

    Wlsh OP ,

    I didn’t show it in the picture but I plant on a hill so excess water runs off. It’s also been dry the past few weeks. Another thing I’ve noticed is the tips of the leaves are turning black before dying. Is it possible that this is from last month where we had more rain?

    Tobin , to lemmyshitpost in A handy field guide to plant ID
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    Instagram let’s you put a link in you bio, and my brother had one to this guide for so long

    TWeaK ,

    Oh crap I didn’t see the link nor notice it was a full guide until I read your comment!

    readthemessage , to memes in You ain't fooling anyone

    I want to make a dictionary of expressions like these: “results-oriented person” = “someone that gets results in the shit conditions we provide”

    Gork , to lemmyshitpost in One size fits all

    Is there anything high explosives can’t solve?

    big_slap , to memes in I hope my displeasure isn't too obvious

    I’ve lost the ability to hide my facial expressions due to covid mask wearing and am slowly getting it back. it isn’t easy at all 😭

    EtherWhack ,
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    Same with talking to yourself

    paws , to memes in CHEESE CAVES!
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    You would die thirsty.

    Aurenkin ,

    Melt the cheese then drink it

    EtherWhack ,
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    Like drinking sea water

    peteypete420 ,

    I can assure you sea water tastes nothing like melted cheese.

    EtherWhack ,
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    It’s the salt content. Cheese can cause or worsen dehydration via hypernatremia, just like sea water

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