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objectionist , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

platypus_plumba ,

Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

ILikeBoobies , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
Track_Shovel OP ,

What can I say, except YOU’RE WELLLLLCOME

zalgotext , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

Welp, that settles it, I’m making croissants this week

figjam , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I think they woefully underestimate how fulfilling naps are

MrBusiness ,

I envy you nap people, everyone in my family takes naps. I take a nap, wake up with a headache, then can’t properly go to sleep later. My body’s like ‘you slept for 20mins? Nah, you’re gonna need another cup of coffee now.’

Urist ,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Always prepare your naps in the following way.

  1. Have water and maybe something sweet nearby to help wake you up.
  2. Have a timer on so you do not sleep too long.
  3. Have a pillow or something allowing you to sit up a little bit afterwards.

Then just schedule some time after your timer goes off where you just ease into the pain of being sentient again. It is also possible to drink coffee before you nap, since the effects of caffeine will not kick in before after you wake up. Regarding the first point it is also really sweet (pun intended) to put say a small piece of chocolate on your tongue and just sit up and close your eyes.

Lastly, you just have to learn what works for you. Falling asleep is also not mandatory for resting well!

XEAL , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s simply not true by the current definition of organism.

With all the Marvel alien species it was probably true for some of them though.

XEAL ,

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  • Carlo ,

    Not at all. Your gut biome is made up of multitudes of individual microorganisms. You are not.

    splicerslicer ,

    Consider the Portuguese manowar, which is a colony organism

    gun ,
    @gun@lemmy.ml avatar

    100% of the cells of the 50% of people that die, would die.
    100% of the cells of the 50% of people that live, would live.
    Overall, 50% of human cells still die

    quacks ,

    That’s some Maxwell’s Demon level of precision.

    doingless , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

    So no different than most days

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    I worry about you, Lemmings. Eat some fiber or something.

    example ,

    I ate fiber but now my internet is down. what do I do?

    meathorse , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    I propose a counter article:

    Why billionaires should not exist: “Mansions, supercars, megayachts and tax avoidance are not that fulfilling”

    JustMy2c ,

    Get rid of excess money ? Turns out being extremely rich isn’t that rewarding, especially once everyone knows.

    HawlSera , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    This is satire right?

    Track_Shovel OP ,
    ChetManly , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    Just got back from a pleasure cruise. I call bullshit.

    catarina , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
    @catarina@kbin.social avatar

    I took one month off on unpaid leave. Not only did it confirm that I didn't miss a thing from my bullshit software dev job, those were 4 busy and productive weeks, with many projects I had left on hold. Plus, I felt much better in terms of health. It allowed me to taper off an SSRI. And I lost weight too!

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Why did you taper off?

    Kase ,

    It might not be what they’re talking about, but SSRI is a type of antidepressant

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    I’m aware :)

    Kase ,

    Omg sorry, I misread your comment to say “what did you taper off.”

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2139b9d8-1f60-40f9-9e17-7d88911492f3.jpeg

    catarina ,
    @catarina@kbin.social avatar

    I had been trying to go off my antidepressants for a while, and tapering it off is the recommended way to do it. However, there are still side effects, and dealing with the side effects while having to stay on my normal work routine and stress was too much for me.

    platypus_plumba ,

    I’ve taken 6 months twice in 5 years. Best decisions ever. I really don’t get how people feel proud because they worked 20 years with minimum rest.

    EvolvedTurtle , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    Solution Spend that time doing anything else lmao

    If that’s the best you can come up with it’s not retirement it’s you

    Unless ofcourse you enjoy those things Then you enjoy the fuck out of that lmao

    Duamerthrax ,

    The first two are what executives think of. The last one was added cause a pr rep said it needed to be more “human”.

    Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    So what you’re saying is, the “Up the Thanos” strategy could have worked if Antman simply flew up there while Thanos was emptying his bowels due to the changes to his gut biome. The only difficulty would be swimming up the stream of liquid shit ejecting out at high speeds.

    egeres , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
    @egeres@lemmy.world avatar

    I know that headline must be incredibly infuriating for a public like lemmy, * but *, personally I have some conflicts about the whole retirement concept since it starts a chain of cognitive decline and isolation (this is a source but there are many more: bmcgeriatr.biomedcentral.com/…/s12877-017-0556-7)

    I’m not saying that people should be working forever, I just wonder if there could be some optional way for some elder people to contribute to society in a way that feels meaningful? Are there jobs where they could fit and have that feeling of fulfillment? Understand that I have met a fair amount of old people that felt useless and was just “waiting to die” in a depressive way. In some ways jobs can be a source of happiness if people isn’t being exploited. What I’m thinking about would be optional and with less hours involved

    On the other hand, maybe what I’m describing is not necessarily a “job position for old people” per se, maybe if we as a society invested more in quality of life for the elder I believe we could make them happier. I feel terrible that we’re barely doing anything for the loneliness problem…

    udon ,

    A cool project idea that popped up a few years ago in China was a home-to-home food delivery service. Basically, a grandmother whose grandchild lives in another city can cook her grandma-level food and the delivery guys would pick it up and bring it to students in the area. Probably embedded in an extractive economic model, but the core idea was quite nice.

    udon ,

    In Japan I see many elderly guys work as traffic assistants, eg to help children get to school safely. Can be annoying at times and I don’t know how/if they get paid, but definitely gives them something to do and connects them to other people.

    Chocrates ,

    Lots of non profits are desperate for people. The elderly don’t have to camp on jobs that the young need for fear of having nothing to do.

    Bigoldmustard , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    I was fortunate enough to get paternity leave and had 9 weeks off. I am not a man with a ton of hobbies. Holy shit guys they have us brainwashed. I never even once felt I had “run out of things to do”. I felt alive in a way I haven’t since childhood. I think our girl is better off for having that time with both of us also.

    Everyone should have that opportunity. I think it would allow people to really bond with their kids. Even people who don’t have kids should get it, shit it’s so good to choose what you do every day I still feel refreshed almost 2 years later.

    themeatbridge ,

    There are two things I cannot imagine.

    1: Ever running out of interesting things to do, hobbies to try, books to read, people to meet, or places to visit.

    2: Ever having enough money to be able to not work.

    CodeHead ,

    This makes me sad… mostly because it describes me perfectly.

    Mog_fanatic ,

    I’ve had the ”if you had infinite money" discussion with tons of people and am absolutely floored at the number of people that say they would get a job just to have something to do or to keep from getting bored. I’m like dude I have .003% of the time I want to do all the dumb shit I want to do. I could never in a million years imagine myself being like “yooo I am soooo bored having unlimited free time and money. I’m gonna go apply at the gas station”

    Olhonestjim ,

    I already own more books, movies, music, and video games than I will ever complete before I die, based on current trajectories. Now if I didn’t have to work…

    catarina ,
    @catarina@kbin.social avatar

    I get the argument for getting a job, though. Here is my perspective: I would find something I could do part te, and that I felt was really useful. I have consideredany times working in a nursing home with elderly people - being able to help them and hopefully even bring them some joy would benefit me, because my personal sense of purpose is tied to collaborating and giving back to the community around me. Plus, it's the type of job no one wants to do; if money weren't an issue, and I didn't have to put in 40+ hours a week, I would be happy to pick it up.

    ComradeBunnie ,
    @ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone avatar

    Exactly. I wouldn’t be working in some office job; I’d be volunteering my time to give back to the community, keep me active, and maybe make some friends. All part of keeping from becoming a weird hermit, which is my natural instinct.

    Kase ,

    I know right! I’m working part time at my university and I really like my job, but I didn’t realize the best part until December came along and I had a whole month off. I’m sure it’d be even more appreciated by someone who was working full time or had kids at home.

    Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

    everything reminds me of her

    psmgx ,

    One memory to forget

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