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misterdoctor , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

You look like someone who eats hot dogs the long way

Sotuanduso ,

Wait, but, uh… what?

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure it’s about inserting hot dog shaped object in to the end of the digestive tract opposite the mouth.

Chewget ,

From the side *

Wes_Dev ,

I’m not seeing the downside here.

oldone , to memes in Bring em back

I always thought court philosopher would be a good gig

Pilgrim ,

“I don’t know, king, what is Truth? Anyway, pass the pie.”

gnomesaiyan ,
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The polar opposite of the court jester, unless the two are in on the whole joke.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me
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Mainstream? I will cut you.

the_grass_trainer , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

Refer to someone you’ve never met by their name if you can. This usually works best in a school or work setting. And when they ask how you know their name just simply reply:

“Everyone knows who you are.” And walk away.

Vilian ,

that’s your hobby? lmao

mossy_ ,

the post is asking about insults. it’s not really an insult either but it’ll certainly make people feel worse…

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, you have to make a disgusted facial expression as you say it.

Like, “Ugh, this motherfucker. He’s even worse in person.”

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

“So -you’re- Ashley? Huh…”

ElderWendigo , to memes in Bring em back

You can still be a kind of garden hermit if you get certain jobs in science and ecology.

TheDarksteel94 , to memes in Bring em back

Damn, at least my job as a zombie hunter isn’t in any danger yet.

HiddenLayer5 , to memes in Bring em back

Also, court jesters.

exocrinous ,

Hey, we still have plenty of ridiculous clowns. I hear Ricky Gervais’ career is still going strong

general_kitten ,

They still exist i think

Etterra , to memes in Bring em back

Aren’t professional mourners still a thing in China or something?

ArmokGoB , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

Insult? That’s a straight up curse.

blanketswithsmallpox , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

… What’s the insult?

hOrni ,

You may be right. It’s a curse, but not an insult.

lseif , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

linux? lets hope so!!! 2024 year of the linux desktop!!!

PriorityMotif , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me
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Thrifting used to be fun Now everyone thinks they’re a flipper and goodwill and other places have jacked up their prices to unreasonable levels.

BleatingZombie ,

Not to mention the fact that it’s (sort-of) taking materials that were attempted to be destined for the less fortunate

RecitalMatchbox ,

In ny area it’s in reverse: there’s no supply shortage but it’s much more socially acceptable to buy second hand clothes. The stigma on thrifting is way less.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in Bring em back

They said we don’t need toad doctors anymore, but I’m not so sure.

thesporkeffect ,

Is the doctor treating sick toads, or treating sick people using toads? Both? Maybe it’s just a pejorative and real toads aren’t involved all

RandomVideos ,

Its a toad using people to trat sick toads and humans

UnfairUtan , to lemmyshitpost in Looks

Eren be like

imPastaSyndrome , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me

That’s not an insult it’s a curse

Insult:

Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.

You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager

AnarchistArtificer ,

One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”

pseudo ,
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This is both

xx3rawr ,

May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.

Empricorn ,

No! Don’t inflict them on the rest of us!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

You fight like a dairy farmer.

Andonno ,

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

(because someone had to)

Empricorn ,

And you fight like a hen.

Bgugi ,

I don’t get what that’s supposed to mean… Wouldn’t dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.

NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO!

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