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No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to memes in Unbothered

Goblinesque, unbothered, expanding, like a champagne supernova in the sky.

Shardikprime , to memes in lick🦎

In the late Permian, Bug eats you

friendly_ghost , to memes in Unbothered

And not a cell phone in sight

darkfyre , to memes in D'aww

Sounds to me like the work of Zardulu the Mythmaker

toaster , to memes in Rocket, 1914

And slightly higher in Toronto.

bernieecclestoned , to memes in Rocket, 1914

That’s not a rocket

PlasmaDistortion ,

That looks like Rocket to me.

CaptnKarisma , to memes in Rocket, 1914

a rabid one most likely

Fleur__ , to memes in panik
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

You stop dissociating for one second and get immediately reminded on why you have been

neanderthal , to memes in Rocket, 1914

That’s a machine gun, not a rocket.

BoiLudens , to memes in Rocket, 1914

Rocket has been alive for quite some time

explodicle ,

He probably traveled at near light speed

EmpathicVagrant ,

His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

Cap , to memes in Bye, Felicia
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

radioactiveradio ,

Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can’t be wrong.

CarbonIceDragon , to memes in Rocket, 1914
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

BattleBeetle ,

The raccoon also doesn’t have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

radioactiveradio , to memes in Bye, Felicia

Woudn’t having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can’t imagine it would launch the baby too far.

SpaceNoodle ,

They didn’t have such advanced spring technology back then.

It’s still inferior to the medieval baby trebuchet.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Yeah but the baby trebuchet is how we got all this stork nonsense, we can’t go back to random babies dropping from the clouds.

Track_Shovel OP ,

random babies dropping from clouds is no way to form a government!

ArcaneSlime ,

Weird bent strap is called a “leaf spring.”

radioactiveradio ,

Ah, thanks for the knowledge! Is it stronger than a twisty spring?

ArcaneSlime ,

Eh they make em of all varying sizes and strengths, just kind of a “use the right one for the job” situation I think.

radioactiveradio ,

Ah yes, you can choose to throw the baby into dad’s arms or out of the window.

ArcaneSlime ,

Well I meant more like “eject a spent shell casing” or “suspension in your whole ass car,” but yeah lol.

N0body , to memes in Bye, Felicia

Terrible parenting. If you’re going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.

infinull ,

Seriously, you could yeet it at least 300m that way, maybe more since they’re less than 90kg.

LaunchesKayaks , to memes in Rocket, 1914
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.

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