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xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth

Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?

BreadOven ,

'Ol 3-balls.

Crozekiel , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

This looks like some shit i’d build in the first night in minecraft when i run out of stair blocks.

Gingerlegs , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

I mean, on paper it maybe made sense… lol

RecluseRamble ,

I’m not sure. Are the stairs downstairs so short that you couldn’t have distributed the height of the three weird steps among them? If not, you’d have an even floor upstairs.

AA5B ,

Maybe not. Building code requires the steps to be consistent and I’m pretty sure there’s a maximum steepness.

Obviously we don’t know the history but I bet this was their best “make it fit” solution when the correct way would be expensive

ATDA , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?

Defendant: YOU’VE GOT NOTHING ON ME

Coreidan , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

What the fuck

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I think someone extended their house, but didn’t plan the flooring in the original design

thorbot , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

I never mind a nice thump fuck in the night

orphiebaby , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

Why isn’t this illegal. Why isn’t anything that has to do with houses illegal.

fubarx , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

Could rent that place to medical schools to teach their students how to treat twisted ankles.

MadBob , to memes in YARRR

It’s like I’ve told a number of my bosses in the past: you have to treat the people making your money for you well, or they just fuck off. They never listen, and everyone always just fucks off. I’m a soothsayer!

Anticorp ,

They figured out that that statement isn’t true when they control the entire market through insider fixing and oligopolistic practices. They also figured out that the average person’s tolerance for eating shit is much higher than previously thought.

Valmond ,

Or they whine “young people just don’t want to invest themselves” in their shitty company.

roguetrick ,

Hey, the more tranquility in the market, the more you get investors looking to enter it and extract things. Your goal should be to make it a hell scape for all involved and with an acceptable margin if you want to maintain your vice president position.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not as high as they thought, though. Which is why all the streaming services are losing customers and getting super desperate.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair most streaming services were never profitable and ran purely off VC funding

geekworking , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

Bonus for the toilet right there in the bathroom with no door.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m pretty sure the door just opens inward

digdug ,

Falling injuries would skyrocket if that door opened outward.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

roguetrick ,

Wanna make a bathroom with stairs leading into it the most likely place for your eventual death? Add a torsion spring to the interior.

humorlessrepost ,

Yup, there’s a strike plate.

someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

Developer: “Show me where it says I can’t do that.”

chiliedogg ,

Building Official: “International Residential Code §R311.7.5.1”

MrMobius , to memes in YARRR

Technically you don’t own your Steam games too. As far as game platforms go, it’s just GOG and Itch.io where you actually own the copy, right?

davad ,

No. As a general rule with all software, you purchase a license to use the software, not the actual software itself. That being said, GOG and Itch.io can’t yank games that you’ve already downloaded. I don’t know if Steam does or not, but it probably can.

far_university1990 ,

store.steampowered.com/subscriber_agreement/

The Content and Services are licensed, not sold. Your license confers no title or ownership in the Content and Services. To make use of the Content and Services, you must have a Steam Account and you may be required to be running the Steam client and maintaining a connection to the Internet.

But steam some track record for keeping game. Game removed from store (like rocket league) still in library.

MrMobius ,

Yes but if Valve goes bankrupt (unlikely today but the winds may change), imagine the amount of backlash caused by people not being able to download “their” games since the servers would have been sold.

far_university1990 ,

No need imagine. Look at wii store down, 3ds store down. People hate it. Also backlash to who? Steam? They dead. Industry? Maybe do impact a little.

Really hope steam at least patch out steam server require to play if they die.

ChairmanMeow ,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

Steam apparently has a backup plan in case of a looming bankruptcy. But they never elaborated on what that is.

Sunny OP , to cat in Little Nori now castrated, what a champ!

She low-key fell asleep in the litter box late last night too hehe… Kind of amazed she found her way to the litter even though the drugs were still effective on her.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/d026ed67-e212-41bc-8800-28d0d9993c8d.webp

gregorum ,

Lol, aww… at lest she made it there… ❤️

BruceTwarzen , to lemmyshitpost in Either that, or how this would present investment opportunity for the savvy

Satan could emerge from hell and threaten to kill everyone on the planet and people would go: uh no, this could be really bad for the economy

Bazz , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

I am Darkwing Duck!

noxy ,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

when there’s trouble you call D W [bass slapping]

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