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navi , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good
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The spice must flow!

DragonTypeWyvern , to memes in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time

As long as you’re aware that you need a buddy system, because the guy is literally the original Frat Bro

digger , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good
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He who controls the spice, controls the Universe.

Ulvain , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good

Invest in pumpkin futures and sell soon

🤲💎

SirBucksworth , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
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Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

some_guy ,

I wanna suck your dick, sir.

DancingIsForbidden ,
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GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

jaybone ,

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

new_guy ,

That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

vivadanang ,

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

Peaty ,

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

DancingIsForbidden ,
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Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

Restaldt ,

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

Viking_Hippie ,
hobbit , to memes in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time
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BachenBenno , to memes in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time

DionySUS 😳😰

EternalNicodemus ,
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PTSD GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

TIN , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good

Saw some of these on a pumpkin stall the other day, didn’t realise they supported the nefarious poaching trade

Alue42 ,

Supported the poaching, or were victims to it and still trying to make a dollar where they can?

moosetwin , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
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If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

You call this bread?!

moosetwin ,
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no

onichama , to memes in Better take an advil

I only know ibuprofen as a pain killer, but good to know it can also reduce fever!

devfuuu ,

It was the key drug being deployed during the covid war. I survived tks to it. Saw god a few times.

Summzashi ,

Reading this makes me think it was thorazine instead of ibuprofen.

irreticent ,
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DMT is more likely.

theangryseal ,

Interesting, as someone who takes Suboxone, I avoid Tylenol because of potential liver issues. I was told during the pandemic that ibuprofen caused things to be worse. It was a confusing time and a very scary time.

It’s hard to know what info to trust these days.

captainlezbian ,

It blocks inflammation of all sorts

imgprojts , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

Big chairs… Must have a small one and he’s trying to make up for it. That’s what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don’t. I can now think other things 😜.

cyberpunk007 ,

But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?

SuckMyWang , (edited ) to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

There are calls for an investigation after it was revealed the luters posted multiple times to social media about their intent to carry out the luting. One luter going so far as encouraging children to take part in it

TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

luter noun lut·​er ˈlütə®, ˈlütə- plural -s : one that applies lute specifically : a worker who seals coke-oven doors with lute called also dauber, paster.

Here is what you really want to say: loot ˈlüt looted; looting; loots

transitive verb to plunder or sack in war to rob especially on a large scale and usually by violence or corruption to seize and carry away by force especially in war

intransitive verb to engage in robbing or plundering especially in war looter noun

AVincentInSpace ,

are you a bot

TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

Do I get a cool I’m a bot prize?

AVincentInSpace ,

my god you really aren’t. see the thing is if you look at the meme, it is a humorous visual pun of a picture of dozens of people playing the lute, a guitar-like musical instrument, and thereby partaking in “luting” as a humorous pun on the much-scaremongered-about looting that occurred following the BLM protests in 2020. these people playing the lutes could thus be referred to as “luters”

Gabu , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

POV: you’re from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

moosetwin ,
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Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don’t put them in gyms.

Leviathan ,

Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Looks like Braxton is going through a phase, similar to emo/scene phase, maybe…

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/545ee4fa-2205-4ce7-9670-c5838fecbd30.webp

MxM111 ,

Baphomet phase of Braxton.

MonkderZweite ,

… he has a flower on his head.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

To look pretty, more confident with it on.

digger , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
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I’ve never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that’s hard to manage.

SugarSnack ,

Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

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