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Zink , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
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So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

Umbrias ,

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

navi ,
@navi@lemmy.tespia.org avatar

Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.

draconik ,

No thanks, I'm good

VikingHippie ,

I double dare you

VikingHippie , (edited ) to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

That settles it: I’m just not in good enough shape to be a zookeeper. I think I’ll be a baseball player in stead.

gravitas_deficiency , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
db2 , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Why would you be doing cpr on a giraffe instead of sleeping though?

NaoPb , to memes in oof

Back in those days you could listen to the record/cassette/cd in the store before you bought it. They would have these headphones you could use.

So it’s not as big of a problem as this meme would make it seem.

sadie_sorceress ,

The music shop at the mall near me had those headphones but only like 10 albums that were able to demo. And I’m pretty sure the demo was just bits of the songs. I definitely bought plenty of CDs having heard only one track or fewer.

NaoPb ,

Oh, that sucks. Mine had like some headphones at the counter with a few buttons in the counter itself. And you would just hand the person behind the counter the cd you wanted to listen to and they’d put it in.

But from what I saw on old footage was they just had a line of a few turntables with headphones and you could just listen to the records.

This may have been the mom and pop shops and not the chain shops. Though I don’t know about that.

Fiivemacs , to memes in yeugh

Put him over the camera on the self checkout…someone will come to assist you in carrying your groceries to the car

Glytch , to memes in oof

It’s 1999. Why are you paying for music at all? Napster still exists for you.

grahamja ,

Only about 4% of the worlds population had internet access in 1999.

Dra ,

Yeah and good luck with the 500mb montly cap!!

Fiivemacs ,

And the internet was so much better then…the masses of people ruined it

Getawombatupya , (edited )

Alternate take - spend 3 minutes downloading a 3 minute song. Buy the album. The rest of the album blows. You just worked for two hours to pay for it in your minimum wage after school casual job

HenriVolney , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Dad joke tier

XbSuper , to memes in saving myself

I don’t get making out. It’s so boring, like can we bone already?

ThatFembyWho ,

Depends on the person. With my partner, it’s actually really passionate and a turn on for both of us. We’re not always in the mood, but when we are…

It also helps having clean teeth and fresh breath

CADmonkey ,

Nope, I want both of us to be going crazy with desire first.

XbSuper ,

I mean, foreplay is enjoyable, but “making out” just isn’t. Unless most people have a much broader definition of the term than I do.

z500 ,
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For me it’s basically a guaranteed boner activator

RIP_Cheems ,
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Where’s the fun of just going in without buildup? You don’t just start a movie with the villain executing his plan, you build up the character, motive, and suspended to the moment. Same with sex.

marcos , to memes in Huzzah!

There’s a lot of throwing random shit over that wall omitted.

Malfeasant ,

Fetchez la vache!

Rolive ,

Quoi?

Diplomjodler ,

And murder. Lots of murder.

joucker29 , to memes in Poverty never smelled so good

rule? Wrong community.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Whoops. Sorry guys

Franzia ,

Lmfao

swab148 , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard
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I think we all need to figure out the bassis of this. It could lead to real violince!

ivanafterall , to memes in saving myself
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

One of the first things you learn as a kid is that kissing is super gross. Why do people pretend to forget this?

GreenMario ,
tilcica ,

what movie is this from. i remember some small parts of it but not the name

pikafoop ,
tilcica ,

tyvm

dingus ,

I’m 29. I tried kissing a few times maybe 10 years ago. It tasted like spit and just felt mushy. I didn’t get it and I’ve never kissed since.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I'm a fraud/was making a joke. I love kissing. I'd love to be a part of one someday... But I'm glad this thread has provided vindication for your hatred of it.

thorbot , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.

The top caption is pretty redundant

OlPatchy2Eyes , to memes in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV

What’s with all these weird misused memes

mino ,
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Language and culture evolve. I’m pretty sure skeletor wasn’t ‘meant’ to be a meme in the first place.

It communicates quite clearly to me what the message is, thus meme well used I’d say.

OlPatchy2Eyes ,

Nah this is a devolution.

The woman in the meme is supposed to say something unreasonable, and that makes sense because she’s clearly emotional and angry. Her correctly solving the puzzle doesn’t align with her picture.

Then we’ve replaced the cat with Skeltor… for what? I guess him being wrong makes more sense than the cat because the cat is usually correct, or just minding their own business, but why not use the meme with the monkey looking sideways? Or why don’t we use the Winnie the Pooh meme?

It just seems like someone slapped together three images they saw on Reddit without really trying to make sense. And for some reason people up vote this. Idk.

akariii ,

so… basically a meme?

OlPatchy2Eyes ,

Maybe to you. If this is the kind of content that you like and gets upvotes in this community then y’all have fun with it; it’s not harming anyone. I just commented after seeing it on All because I only just noticed the trend of memes being used differently than they used to be.

akariii ,

i mean, in the sense that memes mutate and change over time. I feel like this is something common, since many years ago(?

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