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TalesFromTheKitchen , to memes in Better take an advil
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To me Macrophages are the single most interesting creatures(symbiotes?) in the human body. I’ve read so much about them yet know so little.

Agent641 ,

Its their body, we are just the pilot.

TalesFromTheKitchen ,
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Haha, yeah, sounds about right! No neurons, yet so determined.

Daefsdeda ,

Watch cells at work, you will thank me later

TheActualDevil ,

I’ve had this Excel workbook open for an hour now and my boss is asking why I’m just staring at it. But thank you?

sudoku ,

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KairuByte ,
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It was an Excel joke.

akariii ,

you could say… it was a very good joke

PersnickityPenguin ,

You could say that he excelled at making jokes!

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

This sort of confusion just sheets me.

Zerush , to memes in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time
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Greek Myths - Sex, Drugs and Rock’n&Roll

bernieecclestoned , to memes in Huzzah!

Catapult the odd dead cow in for the lulz

Canadian_Cabinet ,

Don’t forget that the cow also has like 5 diseases

Vlyn ,

6 after Kevin has a turn.

TheDankHold ,

The first 5 came from Jerry

Jerb322 ,
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I was nowhere near that cow!

trailing9 ,

I was nowhere near that cow!

wreckedcarzz ,
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Is it odd because it’s dead, or because it became self-aware and started squirting milk everywhere out of defiance?

Malfeasant ,

Yes.

bronzle ,

It’s odd because it’s prime beef

wreckedcarzz ,
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Amazon really has been in the grocery game for ages now

themusicman ,

Fetchez la vache!

crazyminner , to memes in Procrastinating Pikachu used dash!.... it's not very effective...

I thought I was broken. Knowing others do this helps me feel a little more normal. 😊

ooklamok , to memes in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dff62dca-bdca-4b10-8417-552c880c0d43.png

Lath , to memes in Better take an advil

Macrophages just want to watch the whole body burn.

Rivalarrival ,

From what I’ve read, anything over about 101F is doing more harm than good.

eatham ,
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That’s 38C for anyone out of the US

Acters ,

311 Kelvin for anyone who is an absolutist

And

560 Rankine for absolutists who wish to stick with Fahrenheit

Rivalarrival ,

38C is a nice handful, not a temperature.

Wergul ,

That’s not very high

nyoooom ,

Pretty sure it’s anything at 42°C or above that is a vital emergency, as it starts to destroy neurons

39°C is basically a normal fever

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

I just converted what they said

aksdb ,

Then convert better next time! (/s)

nickwitha_k ,

This does not appear to match the evidence anymore: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7717216/

The body is generally unable to raise the core temperature to the point where it can cause permanent damage, unless the ambient temperature is high. That is, unless there is a pre-existing heart or other vital organ condition.

In fact, fevers >=39C (102.2F) showed better outcomes in covid patients.

OceanSoap ,

I thought danger was at 104F??

nickwitha_k ,

Apparently, ~108F, but generally, the body needs help to get there.

OceanSoap , to memes in Better take an advil

Having a fever I can deal with, but I will immediately take some meds to not have a headache. Unfortunately, usually a fever comes with a headache.:(

QuandaleDingle , to linux in Dear BlendOS, you claim to be immutable, yet you have changed a core part of the system. Curious.

XD Good one! Could you paste a link for that article? I want to read up on Blendos’s podman implementation.

hperrin , to memes in The equivalent of a gold star

Also it’s Domino’s.

BolexForSoup ,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Papa John’s

Jessvj93 ,

Look at fancy over here, Caesar’s pizza is good for 10 minutes then turns into tonka toy plastic when its cooled.

holycrap ,

I hear you can finance those now

lugal , to memes in The equivalent of a gold star

When your boss invites you to a pizza party but instead of pizza, everyone gets such a costume and has to give it back afterwards for the next party

holycrap ,

If working in corporate America has taught me anything they would expect everyone to provide their own costume and the party would be a one-off. And attendance would be mandatory. They would also announce bonuses for upper management, but no you don’t get one. Thanks for coming on such short notice!

Sanctus , to memes in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time
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Theres also the whole brachus thing too. Some people think he is jesus or something idk.

robocall , to memes in The equivalent of a gold star
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A novelty giant slice of pizza walking around with a standard size pizza box is like me carrying a tiny house and telling everyone it’s where I live.

Ghostalmedia ,
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That’s a brand new sentence.

jlow , to memes in The equivalent of a gold star

Extra points for the front to back basecap for instant doucheface recognition 👌

Steamymoomilk , (edited ) to memes in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time

Based song

invidious.slipfox.xyz/watch?v=8ZcqaolcjUIThe cult if dionosus

eochaid , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good
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Ironically, pumpkin spice has absolutely no pumpkin in it. Its just Cinnamon, nutmet, ginger, cloves, and allspice.

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