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GreenMario , 8 months ago to memes in pulling for you, pigeon bro

What are your greatest accomplishment?

One time I pooped on a car going over 100mph.

Mordachai_Shedbacon , 8 months ago to memes in pulling for you, pigeon bro

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully, face down in garbage

Track_Shovel OP , 8 months ago

Same, pigeon dude, same

lugal , 8 months ago to memes in pulling for you, pigeon bro

If it flies, it spies

HardlightCereal , 9 months ago to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

Risk , 9 months ago

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he’s dead?

HardlightCereal , 9 months ago

Harry owns Kreacher

Risk , 9 months ago

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I’m sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn’t instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

HardlightCereal , 9 months ago

So you’re saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn’t have negative consequences for Harry?

Risk , 8 months ago

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

TheDarksteel94 , 9 months ago

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

HardlightCereal , 9 months ago

Me when I’m a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

mindbleach , 8 months ago to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

See also Natural Habitat Shorts.

BackOnMyBS , 8 months ago to memes in A sticky situation

omg, adding caramel to a smore would be sooo good 🤤

wowwoweowza , 8 months ago to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Love it! Is this part of the stock images trend? Or should I know this dude?

rockSlayer , 8 months ago

This is from the best god damn music video ever.

AndrasKrigare , 8 months ago

It’s from this music video youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg?si=8uyHRfuLB9sPZ5aW&t=1m…

guyrocket , 8 months ago to memes in A sticky situation

Missed the chance for them to be around a campfire. Holding a roasting fork behind marshmallow's back.

LazaroFilm , 8 months ago to memes in A sticky situation

We burn you on an open flame then smother you to death. We’ll call it smore

some_guy , 8 months ago to memes in A sticky situation

I’ve never been a big fan of smores, but this is pretty horny and I like it.

Sibbo , 8 months ago to memes in A sticky situation

What is the thing in the middle? Caramel?

some_guy , 8 months ago

Graham cracker

KISSmyOS , 8 months ago to memes in A sticky situation

S’morehub jingle starts playing

SonicBlue03 , 8 months ago to memes in A sticky situation

S’mut

Rolando , 8 months ago to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Oh man I was waiting for this to come around again. Whistling hippies, Australian cowboys, and blokes who scream so loud they have to hold their hat down.

fluke , 8 months ago to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

I miss that sub. Is there a community on lemmy?