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gravitas_deficiency , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Braxton giving me those EYES 🫦

Track_Shovel OP ,

Yeah, but they are 3 nautical miles apart

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Just enough space to get lost in 🫦🤩

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Yes, those dreamy eyes, that’s how they get you!

Zink , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
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So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

Umbrias ,

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

navi ,
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Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.

draconik ,

No thanks, I'm good

VikingHippie ,

I double dare you

Godnroc , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

If they choked on something, I doubt they have enough space in their lungs to force it out. Clearing the obstructed airway should be the priority first perhaps by running your hands along the neck, then chest compressions to restart the heart and get blood moving oxygen around.

catlover ,

last time (~ half year ago) they thaught me this they said chest compression is more than enough. there should be enough oxygen in the lungs and blood till professional help arrives, and as you said most of the time airway is blocked in these situations

also most people are extremely unconfortable to blow air through someones nose/mouth, so it incrreases the number of people that are willing to help

at least sa far as i know

Bumblefumble ,

Just fyi, chest compressions cannot restart a heart, they can keep blood flowing until an AKG can get it into a normal heartbeat. If the heart is completely stopped, neither compressions or an AKG can do anything.

db2 , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Why would you be doing cpr on a giraffe instead of sleeping though?

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Looks like Braxton is going through a phase, similar to emo/scene phase, maybe…

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/545ee4fa-2205-4ce7-9670-c5838fecbd30.webp

MxM111 ,

Baphomet phase of Braxton.

MonkderZweite ,

… he has a flower on his head.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

To look pretty, more confident with it on.

Fiivemacs , to memes in yeugh

Put him over the camera on the self checkout…someone will come to assist you in carrying your groceries to the car

HenriVolney , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Dad joke tier

swab148 , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard
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I think we all need to figure out the bassis of this. It could lead to real violince!

thorbot , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.

The top caption is pretty redundant

Seraph , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Don't disrespect the shareholders brother!

Granixo , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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MrJukes , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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Snap into a slim jim?

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Just jim into a snap slim brother aw hell yeah

Spuddaccino ,
Track_Shovel OP ,

Ducking autocorrect

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

It looks like tonight you are going to work with what you have brother gimme a hell yeah

Track_Shovel OP ,

Fixed it. One thing I love about Lemmy is that it’s forgiving of fuck ups

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

😭

Mr_Fish , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Everyone needs to stop harping on about this

rockerface , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Everyone is just getting strung along

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