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ivanafterall , (edited ) to memes in Jesus wept
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Dude. People. Listen to me:

That whole album was GREAT, beginning to end. It's seriously so good. People slept on it and only ever heard Story of A Girl. Go listen to the first song and see if it isn't great or the third song (If I Am). It's all so catchy, tight, and optimistic/refreshing. Great harmonies. I never get a chance to talk about it, so thank you for coming to my lecture.

Akasazh ,
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I like your enthusiasm. Your description reminded me ever so slightly of Patrick Batemans diatribe on Huey Lewis and the news (from American Psycho)

That’s all.

ivanafterall ,
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Oh dear. Thank you?

JackiesFridge , to memes in Jesus wept
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Original joke by Johnny Sun. Highly recommend his book “Everyone’s A Aliebn” because it’s adorable and kinda heartbreaking.

CurlyMoustache , to memes in Jesus wept
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“You radiate cold shafts of broken glass”

danc4498 , to memes in Jesus wept

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

HerrVorragend ,
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And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her

WndyLady ,

When she smiled

SayJess ,
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Then everyone died. The end.

Thteven , to memes in Jesus wept
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Please don’t drown the whole world again, Jesus.

RembrandtQEinstein ,
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Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

kucing ,

Don’t forget the capo on 2nd fret for heaven’s sake.

conorab , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

oo1ooo11o1o1o1 ,

What about on a burger? It naturally gets warm that way but it is still amazing.

mycatiskai ,

Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.

conorab ,

Oh that’s still awesome!

lowleveldata , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

On second thought, too much effort. Just break down.

Vej , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

Me: Crippling anxiety going through a panic attack.

I’m going to look through memes to cheer up.

Fuck lol.

Thanks, I needed this.

Sabre363 , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

Too late

i_stole_ur_taco , to memes in Jesus wept

You sneaky bugger. Now that song’s going to be stuck in my head on repeat all night!

JayJay , to memes in Do yourself a favor

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I’ve had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I’ve had coleslaw that’s delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

general_kitten ,

cabbage is just salad 2.0

PyroNeurosis ,
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Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

DigitalPaperTrail , to memes in Do yourself a favor

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    Delphia ,

    Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.

    Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.

    Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.

    Elevate your cullinary game folks.

    Blackmist , to memes in Do yourself a favor

    Stick some ketchup and shrimps in it. Mayo is shit but a good base for poor man’s seafood sauce.

    I swear you used to be able to buy it like this. Maybe the shrimp went off too fast if just served chilled.

    decisivelyhoodnoises ,
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    ketchup

    Yeah this should he illegal, wtf

    Blackmist ,

    What do you think seafood sauce is? Sure, you can buy it in a fancy little jar, but it’s still 99% ketchup and mayo.

    WeirdGoesPro ,

    I’ve never heard of a cocktail sauce made with mayo—are you thinking of horseradish?

    Blackmist ,

    Literally the first link Google gave me for seafood sauce recipe

    Ingredients

    5 Tablespoons mayonnaise

    5 Tablespoons Tomato ketchup tomato chutney

    1 tsp Worcestershire sauce

    ½ teaspoon Tabasco Sauce

    1 teaspoon Horseradish Sauce (optional)

    a squeeze of lemon or lime juice

    I mean, you could take out the mayo and just eat horseradish. Depends where you live and how much you like spicy shit.

    WeirdGoesPro ,

    Go figure—I looked up two recipes before I commented, and neither one had mayo. I guess it must be optional.

    Blackmist ,

    It’s possibly search engines doing the whole regional thing. 🤷

    decisivelyhoodnoises ,
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    Yeah I think it is cultural but this should be illegal too. This is what I was doing in kindergarten when I was mixing all the sauces and I was thinking that it was exceptional. Mixing 5 end-products is not considered “recipe” in some parts of the world

    STUPIDVIPGUY , to memes in Do yourself a favor

    huh? coleslaw is amazing

    dewritoninja , to memes in Do yourself a favor

    I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

    Darkenfolk ,

    “Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book

    imgprojts ,

    The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

    ryathal ,

    The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

    Agent641 ,

    Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.

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