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peopleproblems , to memes in Do yourself a favor

… I’m glad someone else said it

JokeDeity , to memes in Do yourself a favor

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I’ve tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

WeirdGoesPro ,

Because they actually make it themselves with quality ingredients.

KuroiKaze , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

southsamurai ,
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See, there’s the problem.

Slaw ain’t mayo and cabbage. It’s more of a cabbage salad, the way you make chicken salad, or whatever.

It’s all about the extras, the mayo is just the carrier, and the slaw is your base.

You have to bring pepper to the mix, or you’re wasting your time. A bit of apple cider vinegar too. From there, it’s about fine tuning.

The carrots are optional, obviously. And I’ve seen raisins added when there’s carrots, and it’s here than it sounds.

But. Spice wise, you should bring a touch of paprika to the mix, a little pinch of cumin maybe, and some ground red pepper to give that kick underneath those.

Gotta be friendly with your salt cellar, but not too crazy.

And, believe it or not, the tiniest hint of sugar. I’m talking a literal pinch of the stuff per head of cabbage. Maybe two if you’re feeling weird. It enhances the spices, makes the vinegar more subtle, and amplifies the salt so you don’t have to use as much salt. Kinda like how a tiny bit of salt in sweet things can let you use less sugar and still get the flavor right.

Keep your cabbage spread small, smaller than you think it should be. The smallest size in most graters is where you want to be.

Now, instead of this bland mess, you’ve got something that pops and brings its own taste to the party.

slackassassin ,

I used to make giant bowls of slaw on the daily and the first thing I did was get my salt, sugar, vinegar ratio set. Once had that shit tangin’ out, I’d add the rest of the spices with a dollup of mayo. Slap dash and taste as you go, so fun.

southsamurai ,
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Fuck yeah!

SexyTimeSasquatch , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Make better coleslaw maybe?

Supervisor194 ,
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Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

SpaceNoodle ,

My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

MrMobius , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Nonsense! It’s a really good replacement for lettuce in a sandwich. If you add enough mustard to cover the aftertaste…

friendly_ghost , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Take one small bite and see if you like the flavor and texture (coleslaw varies a lot). If not, throw it in the trash

Dettweiler42 , to memes in Do yourself a favor

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

ipha , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

SpaceNoodle ,

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

Blackout ,
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He probably does it while eating slaw

CaptPretentious ,

Like a boss

Moof_Kenubi , to memes in Bye, Felicia

Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

janus2 , to memes in Do yourself a favor
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i am the trash

Maddie , to memes in Do yourself a favor
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Shut your whore mouth!

essteeyou , to memes in Do yourself a favor

This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!

marx2k , to memes in Do yourself a favor

I’ll take it if you’re not gonna eat it

cabbagee , to memes in Do yourself a favor

I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

NightAuthor ,

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.

maquise , to memes in Do yourself a favor

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

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