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Lamb , to memes in Weekend Decisions

Why he kinda cute… 😳

getoffthedrugsdude , to memes in Nah, it's ok, she'll have the tossed salad

Sir, this is a Texas Roadhouse

IndiBrony , to memes in Weekend Decisions
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Is this from Mormon Jesus? It looks like it’s from Mormon Jesus.

electrorocket ,

Naw, it’s Star Trek: The Animated Series. I illegally downloaded this in 2000 on mIRC.

Horik , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@Horik@artemis.camp avatar

Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

bobs_monkey ,

I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

Okkai ,

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in Weekend Decisions

Get away from me with your pants Satan!

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

No, it's "get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3."

queermunist , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

HurlingDurling , to memes in Jesus wept

proceeds to start playing sweet child of mine

TheSanSabaSongbird , to memes in Jesus wept

Nice! I’m a Telecaster man as well! Me and Jesus.

theotherone , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

EmhyrVarEmreis ,

A heroin dispenseary?

Sabre363 ,

Only if you put some pants on

MxM111 ,

And can count.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

theotherone ,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

ensignrick ,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

And a respectable ascot.

grue , to memes in Weekend Decisions

Stealth !risa meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

FARTYSHARTBLAST , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

taanegl , to memes in Jesus wept

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it’s greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn’t remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

lugal , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

This phenomenon is called convergent evolution and while it’s astonishing for the layperson, it’s a quite common thing in nature

Track_Shovel OP ,

Crabs evolved like 5 times or something

lugal ,

Even turtles developed more than once

Zink , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

Look at that face. That penguin STARTED with disdain for the poor.

Sordid , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords
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This had me in the first half, but the last sentence makes it clear it’s a complete fabrication with no basis in fact. Business tycoons have always had a disdain for the poor.

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