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Glifted , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in This should be fun

What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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“Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️”

DaemonSlayer , to programmer_humor in I code with fear
Deebster ,
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We’re soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

SkyeHarith ,

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in at least half of you need to double check this switch
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posts literal pictures of shit

PakledBrain OP ,
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we can go lower

OpenStars ,
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Two pictures of shit?

shootwhatsmyname ,
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programs literal shit to be mailed to physical address of each user that views post

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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Agenda and political posting?

OpenStars ,
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H-hey now, let’s not go that low!? :-P

VaultBoyNewVegas ,
Decoy321 ,

Mod note: Please don’t post literal pictures of shit.

SinningStromgald , to technology in Skyrocketing bluesky engagement since opening to the public

Yeah, no thanks. I’m good with Lemmy and Mastodon.

NoRodent ,
@NoRodent@lemmy.world avatar

Goodbye Bluesky

doctortofu ,
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Same - I was mildly curious to be honest, but not nearly enough to give them my phone number.

doctorcrimson ,

I had never even heard of bluesky before and also not really interested. Looks like another Twitter replacement, but I never really got into twitter to start with.

I saw the title and I was like “1987 blue sky studios is open to the public? The hell does that mean?”

unconfirmedsourcesDOTgov ,

Bluesky is supposed to be Twitter 2.0 - Jack Dorsey, who co-founded Twitter, is on the board for Bluesky and was supposedly very involved in building the platform. So in theory it could be a lot of things that Twitter wished it could, or it could just be bad like most other socials.

Either way if you have an interest in the tech world it’s probably worth keeping an eye on.

doctorcrimson ,

Is it weird that I’m enamored by technological improvements but mostly disgusted by the “tech world” ?

unconfirmedsourcesDOTgov ,

Nah I don’t think so.

lazynooblet , to mildlyinteresting in Hopping along like a little bouncing ball
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zaphod ,

Mathematicians and physicists like this.

echodot ,

Nah, too much air

zaphod ,

That can be neglected.

pancakes ,
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Chorb

DigitalTraveler42 , to lemmyshitpost in A round of applause for Mike Drucker.

Taylor Swift dressed as Hulk Hogan: “listen up all my Swifty-maniacs, I want you to smash the Fash and punch Nazis, oh and PS: fuck MAGA to death!”

linearchaos ,
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That’s a whole new Era for her next tour… :P

NielsBohron ,
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I didn’t know that I need this, but I need this so much.

Dkarma ,

Oooohhh yeaaahhhhhh. Flexes In steroids

hex_m_hell , to lemmyshitpost in All workers, your attention please. Your attempt to have a decent work/life balance and be treated with dignity in this facility is going to fail. You have eight minutes to get back to the office.

“Return to the office.”

Uh… There aren’t actually enough facilities here at the office because you downsized after the pandemic.

“Return to the office now.”

Ok, can I get a dedicated seat so I don’t have to adjust my monitor for 10 minutes every time I come in?

“No, there aren’t enough seats for everyone to have one.”

Oh…ok…

PerogiBoi ,
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My work literally has people in the cafeteria and food courts with their laptops because we don’t have enough seats for everyone.

hex_m_hell ,

That’s where the innovation happens, didn’t you read the memo?

Beldarofremulak ,

Business Innovation™

snek OP ,
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That will help foster a sense of community and teamwork. Thank you for your attention. Please return to your cafeteria seat.

Sincerely,

Your Manager

PerogiBoi ,
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It’s funny because I know you don’t work at my company but those are word for word the messages we get constantly as we continue to lose IT people and specialists

zalgotext ,

PS. We’ve been receiving noise complaints from employees with offices near the cafeteria, outside of lunch hours. Please keep the noise in that area to a minimum out of respect for your peers.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

We are getting ready to have to RTO next week. Buy every single person on my team was hired after the company went fully remote and only 4 of us out of 14 are near an office to return to. So, we get to drive in rush hour traffic there and back, not have enough seats/monitors and may not get to be near our team members that ARE there. And, regardless, till have to be on Teams calls all day because the majority of our team is is spread out across the country and internationally.

They won’t even have the cafeteria operational yet, no immediate plans to do so either, nor is it big enough to seat everyone. They will have one coffee shop that they have assured us “serves lunch items”, but we’ll have ~1000 people in the building trying to get lunch and i’ve never seen a coffee shop serve more than one or two sandwiches a minute. So… for the ~120 of you that get fed, congrats.

Also, the nice thing is that they pulled back the original 4 day in office requirement to only 2 days. However, the only reason for that is because they realized they literally cannot get everyone in the building at once and it’s not even close. So, I’m not filled with confidence on the logistics of this.

Asafum ,

The executive: “yeah yeah, I made 1000 peoples lives more miserable, but at least I get to keep my job.”

Fucking useless…

PerogiBoi ,
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At my workplace, executives get bonuses for how well they implement RTO. It’s written in their performance agreements. Guess who has all the RTO exemptions?

PerogiBoi ,
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Our cafeteria is just a big room with chairs. The food court that was next to it has since gone bankrupt during COVID and all the storefronts are empty. It’s a giant Teams call zoo.

funkless_eck ,

10 minutes is rookie numbers. You gotta unpack the standing desk, under desk treadmill, pink gaming chair, kneeling chair, second and third monitors, clamps, cables, coffee warmer, family photos, keyboard, mouse, tarot cards, incense, bobblehead, giant water jug. Ideally, by the time you finish, it’s about time to start packing it up again.

hex_m_hell ,

Damn, I just rotate one vertical and then sort through the USBC until I find the one that actually works.

/me takes notes

Maggoty ,

You’re right, it’s five minutes now. You can request another 5 minutes from HR for a full tea ceremony.

EnderMB ,

But there are lots of roles in this office, can I please move to a team in this location, or at least work from this location instead?

“No, return to your assigned office”

0x0 , to programmerhumor in The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.

Why can’t we see them?

They are embedded in the wall. 🥁

FatTony ,

They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!

key , to mildlyinfuriating in The color blurple

That’s why css names should be semantic. I’m sure it started actually purple until UX said “can we make this primary text more blue so it doesn’t look like a clicked link?” Replacing all references to “purple” wasn’t an option because of unrelated usage of that word elsewhere and they weren’t using an IDE capable of contextual rename of a css class. So they just changed the color code and called it a day.

eager_eagle ,
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sed -i ‘s/.purple/.not-purple/g’ *.css

done, boss

gregorum ,

This just gave me a panic attack

activ8r ,

It’s fine as long as you have proper source control. Run it and check the diff before committing.

lars ,

But I set my .git directories to have .css filename extensions!!?! It shouldn’t be my job to educate you.

FoxBJK ,
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Gotta do it on the HTML files and JS files too. Then you gotta re-test every page that uses those files.

Then the boss looks over your code and asks why you didn’t just change the actual color because that’s easier to QC.

HollandJim ,

Yeah, but if you just used css variables, this would’ve been a doddle. One and done.

I’m sorry but the solution to every argument is not just to throw of the word “semantic” in the sentence. Context is everything.

victorz ,

I’m sorry but the solution to every argument is not just to throw of the word “semantic” in the sentence.

I’m sorry but who is saying that? Nobody is. If you are paying attention to the context, you will notice they are talking about CSS class names. That’s the context, and it’s a valid point within that context.

Rocketpoweredgorilla , to lemmyshitpost in Blue Fluid !!!
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I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Cant play monster hunter
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Turkey thumbstick?

Thumb drum?

Turkey stick?

GratefullyGodless ,
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Dumb thumb drum?

tacofox ,

Turthumbdumbdrum?

Resol ,
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It’s a thumb that sticks drums to turkeys.

ClamDrinker , to memes in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Lets be real - This isn’t going to change on it’s own. The only way for it to change is if everyone collectively took a stand against it. Which simply just won’t happen. The most reasonable thing to do is to focus your energy on collectives that actively reject such practices. Oh hey, you’re already in one: Lemmy, good job. As long as we work together to create a small corner of the internet that remains true to what the internet should be, we can grow it and create a better internet in the long term.

zip ,

Amen, ClamDrinker! Thanks for speaking the truth.

Dagwood222 ,

Or people could stop thinking small.

Back in the day, the GOP was completely controlled by Big Business. A guy named Jerry Falwell saw how Richard Nixon’s Southern Strategy had gotten him elected and jumped in. He organized his people at the grassroots level. If there was a local Republican club that got 20 people at the average meeting, Jerry’s church group would show up with fifty. At the start, they were getting dog catchers and county clerks in, but eventually their power grew.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_Majority

bhmnscmm , to aboringdystopia in A literal child taking orders in a fast food restaurant in the US
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In pretty much every state you can legally work limited hours at 14. Considering this is a Culver’s, I highly doubt they illegally hired this kid.

There’s nothing wrong with a part time job at a place like this at 14. I’d argue it’s better than having no work experience at all as a minor.

Neato ,
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Is that kid 14 or 10?

bhmnscmm ,
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Hard to tell from all 16 pixels. I’ve seen some pretty young looking 14 year olds though.

Additionally, I looked it up and in some states you can work at a family business at 12.

lemann ,

work at a family business at 12.

I’m assuming that store is a franchise, that’s the only way I can think of it being technically a “family business”?

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Loopholes, baby!

bhmnscmm ,
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure all Culver’s are franchises. I don’t know why a franchise owned by one’s parents wouldn’t be considered a family business.

dvlsg ,
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Can confirm at least some of them are franchises, for sure (if not all of them).

givesomefucks ,

Nope, that’s little Billy Culver in that picture

JaymesRS ,

I work in the Media Center of a High School. Some 9th and even a few 10th graders definitely look like they still belong in middle school, some kids mature late. I’d totally believe that there’s a possibility this person is actually at least 14.

lapommedeterre ,

I worked as a waiter at a retirement home at 14, and definitely looked younger at the time, so I think there’s a good chance this is the case.

jimbo ,

NO ONE HERE ACTUALLY KNOWS.

hannes3120 ,

I’d argue that kids are not fit for the stress put on people in service positions with customer contact. It’s fine if they have a holiday job cutting grass or delivering newspapers or something like that but standing behind a counter taking orders from people that often don’t even acknowledge that you’re human, too? That’s hard enough on adults already - I definitely don’t think it’s the kind of job for kids.

Also which business is hiring kids to work a couple of weeks during school holidays and then is fine having one less worker again? The time spent on teaching the child what to do and how to handle different situations as well as the paperwork probably takes more time and money than not having the help for a couple of weeks - even less so as you probably have to have another person nearby in case of customers overstepping so I’m not sure this is just some holiday job for the kid to earn pocket money or get job experience

Steve ,

Judging by the comments here, everyone is going to be thrown off sufficiently to watch their behavior.

PopMyCop ,

You’d think so, but people can be downright cruel to those they think are ‘under’ them, and guess what every person working a job that can’t get them fired (so no business-to-business contacts) is to them?

I remember working in a customer facing role when I was a teen, and occasionally had to tell people the place was closed due to weather. They would accuse me of being everything under the sun and personally on a vendetta to make their lives miserable… and there was nothing I could do about it aside from calling the police if they actually started making threats.

Rhaedas ,
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I've always been about kids getting out there early and getting a taste of working, but these days feel different. I wouldn't want to go back into customer service now and I've got experience and age to back be up in dealing with customers.

I do think that people who cause the disruptive behavior that I'm referring to should be required to serve time doing those jobs, as I think part of their entitlement is ignorance of what's it's like behind the counter.

bhmnscmm ,
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I mean service jobs are never great, but most of my jobs from 14 through early adulthood were all service and they weren’t that bad.

You encounter plenty of rude and unpleasant people, but you just get on with it. It’s not traumatic for the vast majority of people. Learning to handle people like that is a good skill to have.

I totally agree that people would be better to each other if everyone had so service job experience.

IMALlama ,

Waiting tables at the tail end of high school and throughout college really boosted my intrapersonal skills. I have no problem interacting with most anyone and can usually pick up on cues that go beyond what the person is saying. I work in engineering at a fortune 500 now it’s really amusing how bad a decent swath of employees are at getting their point across, understanding what someone else is trying to tell them, and reading the room.

That said, I had a stint in retail. Waiting tables was more stress, but the people were generally quite a bit nicer.

Kbobabob ,

I got my first real job at 15. I might have looked like this kid. Lol

JoMiran , to mildlyinfuriating in As if the tip actually goes to the dashers.
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What I do:

$0 tip

In the special instructions: “Ring doorbell for cash tip. Do not just leave at door”.

Traffic in my area is awful so I always tip $20 no matter the order. Sometimes that comes to almost an 80% tip but a) I know it goes to the driver, b) I don’t have to drive in that shitshow, and c) I reward a driver for actually reading the special instructions.

SeabassDan ,

Is it even convenient at that point? I don’t know if I’d have an extra twenty I can keep tossing out there every time I’m trying to grab a bite.

ButtCheekOnAStick ,

Did you weigh that $20 against all of the effort that you would need to go get your own damn food? You are paying for convenience! If you want a good deal don’t pay someone else to do your work for you.

lukewarmtuna ,

No way is driving 5 minutes to pick up food in town worth an hour’s wage to me. And on top of saving me fees and tip money for myself I will get my food faster hotter and fresher and it also won’t smell of cigarettes. I do not order delivery at this point. I only pick up or make food at home. Delivery is a waste of money

ech ,

Then don’t? They’re not saying everyone needs to shell out $20 for every order…

Tarquinn2049 , (edited )

How convenient should it be?

How much would you pay a friend you see every couple months that is friends with your other friends to go out and buy fast food for you while you sit at home playing videogames instead?

What amount of money would make that feel ok to you?

Assuming it would take more than 2 dollars to feel ok with that, why is it ok to spend less on a stranger doing it? And how much less is ok?

The “that’s somebody’s job, they signed up for that” mentality that prevents so many people from doing what little they can to make that job suck just a little bit less at often times nearly no cost to themselves, like not clearing their trays/garbage at a fast food place, or leaving all their stuff at their seats in a movie theater… it’s such a pervasive mentality, “I don’t -have- to do it, so why should I?”.

Do you want to live in a world where people are nice to you, well too bad, cuz they don’t -have- to be. As long as that mentality persists, we can’t have that world. Doing things you don’t -have- to do to make someone else’s life just a little easier, is the foundation of basic kindness.

lukewarmtuna ,

Maybe I’m wrong. I think you’re misunderstanding the person you’re replying to, and I didn’t not get from them did they find it inconvenient to pay a stranger more money because it’s a stranger, just saying that they find it to be inconvenient to spend an extra $20 on top of the meal anytime they want delivery and it would probably be better off to go pick it up themselves or make food at home which is what I do. Haven’t ordered delivery in months because it’s such a waste of money.

That person also never said anything about how “that’s somebody’s job and they signed up for it” and that was you that brought that into this mix. I don’t know why you’re getting so offended or pissed off about that comment. They’re just saying that paying an extra $20 for delivery is inconvenient and costly.

If you are a driver and you make money from doordash or Uber, you might want to consider getting into a different line of work because those companies are just scamming the hell out of you and there’s no need to be so defensive of them.

Tarquinn2049 , (edited )

Hmm, maybe I have to change some wording. That is not at all the tone I was going for, I’m not angry or anything like that. And certainly not trying to direct anything at one specific person, or defend any terrible companies doing the things I specifically am saying shouldn’t feel comfortable. I’ll see what I can do to the post to clear things up some.

But I do agree that if you wouldn’t make a friend do something, you shouldn’t feel ok making a stranger do it, do it yourself or don’t do it.

The post is not some line for line rebuttal, it’s more of a loose essay based off a hypothetical posit.

Cqrd , (edited )

Dashers can see what you tip on the app on average and nobody will pick up your order unless it’s extremely convenient for them. They don’t see the instructions until they pick up the order.

JoMiran ,
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Yep. It is another reason I overtip in cash. If this person is desperate enough to grab a “no tip” order, they probably need the $20 tip on a $36 order more than most.

Anticorp ,

Oh, that’s a good way to get them to ring the bell. I tried making them ring the bell other ways, but they never do. Uber Eats has a feature where they need to get a code from you to prove they handed you the food. I had several drivers leave the food at the door and then text me, asking me for the code. Fuck off

Mango ,

Yeah and all 100 of the orders I’ve delivered who made the same promise ended with no tip. That’s bait. I don’t bite hooks.

JoMiran ,
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Don’t you have to accept the order before you can read the special instructions?

Mango ,

Yep, and I can also drop the order.

june ,

It’s worth noting that drivers don’t see the note until after they accept the order. There’s a good chance your food takes longer to be picked up because of your $0 tip.

Better to put the tip in the app, give cash, and then adjust the tip back to $0 after the delivery is made. Just communicate that with the driver to avoid confusion.

chicken , to programmerhumor in Oops, wrong person.

Modern version of this will be ChatGPT jailbreak messages

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