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Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Anachronism

Non credible defence has breached containment.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Well thankfully they’ll be easy to defeat.

MxM111 ,

I sound credibility of this statement.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Idk, they called the paragliding Hamas murder spree.

nxdefiant ,

Exactly, it was an incredulity buffer overflow, they went all the way around back to credible.

Heavybell , to memes in Low-hanging fruit 🥱
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

When they stop being huge fucking problems, we’ll stop making fun of you for them :P

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to mildlyinfuriating in My ex wants me back
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

This is why marketing is a bullshit job.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

As are modern sales.

There should be a different name for people at a store that answer questions about a product on request.

No one should be trying to convince anyone to buy anything as a job. What the hell is that? If you make a cool product/service/thing for a reasonable price, people will come to you. If you don’t, stop trying to pressure people into consuming it when they otherwise wouldn’t.

LufyCZ ,

There’s different types of marketing.

One type is awareness marketing, which is exactly the type that’s the furthest from “forcing shit down your throat”.

Then later, when you’re searching for something and see their name, your monkey brain will prefer the “familiar” option.

And tbh I do have to disagree with “people will come to you”, it’s really hard to grow if people don’t know you exist.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

And tbh I do have to disagree with “people will come to you”, it’s really hard to grow if people don’t know you exist.

I’m against the concept of unnecessary growth/metastasis. I prefer homeostasis/equilibrium.

Unless you’re bringing something profoundly superior to what exists to the table that will have people who hear rumors of it coming to you, there’s no need for a 76th brand of chicken sandwich.

We’re growing/metastasizing our species and a lot of other species into oblivion. It’s a shame our species is belligerently unwilling to consider a different strategy.

LufyCZ ,

What about a thing that would actually change your life for some reason?

Would you prefer not knowing about it?

Of course there’s no reason for the 76th brand of chicken sandwich, but that’s also not what I’m talking about at all.

Marketing itself is fine and a healthy tool for growth, showing ads into people’s eyeholes every chance you get is not.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

Marketing itself is fine and a healthy tool for growth

I reiterate, our species is growing/metastasizing itself and it’s habitat into oblivion.

This is a finite world with finite resources, and 3,000 or so assholes have already claimed most of its finite resources at gunpoint and are at this point swallowing one another’s empires whole in their desperation to keep growing/metastasizing on a conquered board.

We can’t grow/metastasize our way out of our species many crises caused by reckless growth/metastasis to begin with, any more than my country can solve its school shooting problem by handing every teacher and student a loaded glock.

If we cared about survival, if we cared about our children, we don’t btw, we’d be planning to reduce our species size and footprint for the next several generations to a scale this world can sustainability support without hundreds of millions living in squalor.

LufyCZ ,

So you’re hating on the 3000 assholes who’ve already cornered the market and now you want a world where new companies possibly founded by someone no-as-assholish are doomed to stay unknown and fail?

People will keep choosing what they know, if you don’t allow new players to enter the market, these old massive conglomerates will keep on growing, keep on consuming the competition.

It’s a hyperbole, but only a small one.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

New players largely can’t “enter the market” without being bought out unless they have very uncharacteristic in business leaders unwilling to sell to a conglomerate, that’s usually considered victory these days, and literally every company that grows to the point of being and agrees to be publically traded must do every sociopathic thing they can to increase profit or they will be sued.

I don’t think a new group of people playing at this sick game will be any better than the last. If they were, the market ensures they won’t be better for long by design. Growth isn’t the answer. Growth is the problem. Our species needs to shrink or it will continue to suffer until it perishes by its own hands, and that is what we will do. I don’t think there is a solution, but I do know if there is, it won’t be found in economic growth/metastasis.

That’s just saying the cure to a poison is to drink… More of the same poison.

LufyCZ ,

Ah of course, the “everything I hear about is bad” bias.

There’s an insane amount of small businesses out there, have a look at your friendly government’s statostics.

You know how these small businesses start? Often by telling friends and family about them (marketing), posting ads on the local notice board (marketing), having a damn logo on the door (marketing).

People have to know you exist, else they can only come across your shop by mistake, and no way you’re surviving a week like that.

All of these places would fail without any sort of marketing. Concentrating the power into the hands of established players.

Whatever you stand for, it doesn’t work.

squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Your looking all this from a capitalist prospective, you’ll never understand till you can see past that.

LufyCZ ,

The world is capitalist and it’s not changing anytime soon.

Meaning, whatever your ideology is, it’s a waste of your and everyone elses time.

Adapt it to reality and push for smaller changes, a big one ain’t happening.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

a big one ain’t happening.

Completely agreed, that’s why there’s no point playing. Just watch the slow motion, but accelerating, murder suicide of humanity and a lot of other innocent surface life, because we ain’t changing. Best to see the gallows humor in it.

nytimes.com/…/global-warming-accelerating.html

noaa.gov/…/warmest-arctic-summer-on-record-is-evi…

LufyCZ ,

I suggest you read my comment again.

I’m not saying that the world won’t change, just that there’s no point trying to push for something like straight up socialism.

Push for socialized healthcare, then push for more social housing etc.

By applying the pressure in one spot, you might actually be able to achieve anything instead of just screaming at a computer monitor all your life

squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

We buy shoes that last a few months. Cost penny’s to make through sweat shops, for extortionate prices. Years old tech/iot that does little to actually improve our lives and end up as e-waste. Food that is killing us. Look at the next big film/game and look at the amount of money goes into marketing, and sadly most of those films/games turn out to be shit. Cars that lie about they’re emissions.

Yet all these things are bought up due to marketing.

So while I know this won’t die anytime soon, I am glad to be apart of the small percentage that see it as is.

LufyCZ ,

We buy shows that last a few months

You might be, I’ve had my shoes for years now.

If you’re buying shitty shoes, that’s on you and you’re a part of the very problem you’re complaining about.

If you’re talking about we as in the people, do you think that somehow magically cutting marketing would get rid of shitty products? That’s not how it works, maybe garbage like Supreme wouldn’t exist but that’s just a tiny piece of the pie

squid_slime , (edited )
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

I was speaking in hyperbole.

3 years myself, I wear leather re-solable boots, but most people in my life like branded tac, they like the adverts as it shows them things they’d like to buy. Marketing allows products to be shit.

Also a lot of marketing isn’t just showing a product. They’re selling a lifestyle. Once someone buys into that type of persuasion it becomes a cult

pineapplelover ,

Well in more technologically advanced sales, there are reps who understand the technology deeply and try to explain it to execs and other engineering folk who might be interested. This is a role I find pretty valuable, since some engineers don’t have good communication skills.

Emerald OP ,

They aren’t even getting their target market right, sending me “move-in” offers when I haven’t moved.

Stalinwolf , to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Produce Manager here. Place the end that opens directly between your two palms, and rub your palms together vigorously. The bag will stick to one palm or both, opening every time. Please stop licking your fingers to open these bags and then picking through our vegetables. You’re gross.

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I knew there will be a comment like this.

Sharpiemarker ,

A breath of hot air also makes the bag stick to your hands and easy to separate. Like you’re trying to fog a window.

Perhapsjustsniffit ,

Vegetable Farmer here. That shit is already gross. Wash your veggies.

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Produce Manager here. Thanks for all of the gross vegetables!

gsb ,

Consumer of vegetables here. Where can I find the yams?

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Yam section. Can’t miss it.

Annoyed_Crabby , to memes in Cooking

Iodized salt = shitty cook?

Skill issue.

FierroGamer ,

I mean, it tastes pretty bad 🤷‍♂️

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Iodine is tasteless tho.

vzq ,

But not odorless.

I tend to use sea salt, but that reeks of iodine all by its natural self.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You’re supposed to add it to food not just eat it by itself

Mothra ,

What??? It’s the same taste as any salt!

FierroGamer ,

Is it like how some people can’t taste the difference between sugar and other artificial sweeteners?

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in Hits me right in the feels

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP USING HOUSES AS AN APPRECIABLE INVESTMENT. THIS IS WHY THE OTHER HALF OF THE POPULATION ARE HOMELESS. of course wealthy people don’t care about homeless people so this shitty-human-problem will never end, will it

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Houses aren’t an appreciable investment, the land is. Look at what happens to the values on mobile homes.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

If only we can have land value taxes😔

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

You do, they’re just extremely poorly applied and mostly undervalue weathly neighbourhoods and overvalue poor ones 👍

zalgotext ,

What if I just wanna stop paying rent? Is that a worthy enough reason to want to buy a house?

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

For individuals and families who actually live in them, a house is a perfectly valid investment with positive side-effects for the overall economy. The issue is with investment firms trading around real estate like it’s candy, which takes housing out of regular use and inflated prices for everyone who actually needs it.

Sprucie , to memes in Relentless potatoes

For people who are interested in the context, it was a student living at uni who moved home again during the COVID lockdowns. Once they’d lifted they came back to the flat to see this.

metro.co.uk/…/student-returned-flat-find-alien-po…

satans_crackpipe , to mildlyinfuriating in I'm locked out of my 6 year old Chipotle account because they now say my email address is invalid when I login. Here is me asking for their help:

I work for Chipotle Corporate. Please send me your email address. I’ll make sure it gets fixed.

Zyrinth ,
@Zyrinth@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thanks satan

niktemadur ,

…and Hail.

sacbuntchris OP ,

Nice try I’ve heard that before

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

There should be an ‘@,’ followed by a domain ([email protected]).

What is your email address?

boborhrongar ,
@boborhrongar@lemmy.world avatar

that is literally my email address

WindowsEnjoyer ,

Ok, I can get a team member to help out there.

YoorWeb ,

To do that, it looks that I just need some final info from you first…

uhmbah ,

What’s your email address?

WindowsEnjoyer ,
Deiv ,

There should be an ‘@,’ followed by a domain ([email protected]).

What is your email address?

MellowSnow ,

that is literally my email address

Ryan213 , to lemmyshitpost in 1.1 History
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

The answer is 42, guys.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, yes, I’m quite sure, it’s 42!

maryjayjay ,

Unexpected factorial

johnyrocket ,

The question is if it will still be 42 when we look away.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Double slit got us by the balls on this one 😒…

Viking_Hippie ,

How many roads must a man walk down?

Skyrmir , to memes in If you needed motivation

Well yeah I’m gonna let him out hustle me. That bastards on crack.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

So then what's stopping you from being on crack?

Viking_Hippie ,

Greedflation coupled with stagnant wages, probably.

yesman OP , to news in Newly released documents detail Uvalde shooting: Teachers, Children knew what to do. Cops did not.

Other missteps have not been as widely scrutinized. In Las Vegas in 2017, two officers stayed on the hotel floor below a shooter instead of rushing upstairs to confront him as he spewed bullets into a crowd of concertgoers. The next year in Thousand Oaks, California, officers attempted to confront a shooter within minutes of arriving at the scene. Some retreated after he shot at them. Police did not reenter to engage the shooter again for more than 40 minutes, even as victims remained inside.

Active shooter training, which emphasizes rushing into danger flatly contradicts all the other training and police culture that emphasize officer safety.

The Supreme Court has constantly ruled that police have no duty to protect life, enforce court orders, or uphold the law. In one of these cases, Castle Rock v. Gonzales, during oral arguments, Justice Ginsburg wondered aloud “what are police for”.

The police are guardians of property of the wealthy: slave catchers, night watchmen, and bodyguards who’ve been socialized so that the powerful can share the cost with the very people being regulated. Fuck the police.

foggy ,

Police exist to protect the bourgeois from the proletariat.

That’s it.

If you own land, or own a business, you contribute a far larger tax dollar than some petty wage slave that rents. Why, such a degenerate individual clearly must exist for the sole use of the state.

athos77 ,

Conservative viewpoint: Killing someone who is threatening your property is fine. Damaging property because someone got killed is not okay.

queue , to lemmyshitpost in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“oh man I don’t wanna call the cops on this white boy… Honey he says he wants the menu. I dunno. Make him some noodles and some chicken. He doesn’t know I’m speaking English and not Cantonese, that’s how zooted he is.”

Hnazant ,

Can you be that high? People do on other stuff on the regular. Didn’t they find Iron Man in some kids’ beds sleeping??

skyspydude1 ,

I’d believe it. One time at a concert we all did acid and molly. At a certain point I needed to go down the stairs to another level, but as I attempted to go down, there was an usher telling me I couldn’t go downstairs. So I said “Oh, sorry, my bad” and walked away. A few minutes later, my friends come find me and walk me down that same staircase, and the usher said nothing, which I thought was odd.

It was later after sobering up that my friends told me that what actually happened was I had walked right up to the usher, stared intensely at them for a solid minute, before saying “Oh, sorry, my bad” and walking off.

Another time, I had a buddy get incredibly high and was trying to run to the police station up the street because we were “mind controlling him”, and then later that evening after calming him down, was watching porn and having conversations with the actors as if they were speaking directly to him. Not even masturbating, mind you, just watching porn to converse with them.

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

TeaHands , to gaming in People really hold their mouse like that?!
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

TIL I’m a fingertip gripper

alphacyberranger ,
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

Ah a fellow fingertip gripper mate

Mac ,

Fingertip grippers unite!

Poggervania ,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Tunnel Snakes Fingertip Grippers rule!

TeaHands ,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

With our increased accuracy and feather-light touch we will take over the world!

Or, judging by this thread so far, maybe we already did…

SheeEttin ,

I must just have heavy fingers, because I’m always accidentally right-clicking. Sometimes left-clicking. I wish the mice I liked had adjustable springs.

Maybe if I get annoyed enough I’ll steal a spring from another mouse and see if I can double up.

JustEnoughDucks ,
@JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl avatar

It comes from having hands bigger than the mouse. I don’t get how taller people can even do palm grip. You would have to click with your finger knuckles.

oolio ,

Luckily you can always buy a larger mouse.

Norgur ,

No,.that's sadly not an option for many people. Given the rather large variance in hand sizes. A mouse.that.allows my fingers to rest over the switches in the mouse buttons would be almost unusable for smaller hands. That's something manufacturers just will not do.

MangoPenguin ,
@MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve never seen one large enough, it would have to be like 50% larger than an already large mouse (logitech G602)

fushuan ,

Lmao, good luck finding a good mouse that is also big enough. I’m 1.93 with comparable hands, and the typical razer trinity sized mouses are too small, and bigger mouses are just worse.

I guess I got used to the fingertip grip, it isn’t tiring at all after spending the whole day working on a PC and the remainder gaming with the same mouse.

BTW, when gaming sometimes I don’t even move the hand, only the fingers

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

There aren’t any.

Perfide ,

Uh, no, you definitely can’t. Even the biggest mice aren’t big enough for some people.

TeaHands ,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even have big hands, just regular lady-hand sized. I still don’t really get the palm thing, just tried it and it feels so weird! Maybe depends on the shape of the mouse too, since some can be quite a lot taller than others.

Vilian ,

depends, i dob’t have bigger hands, but it give more accuracy in osu!

clay_pidgin ,

Old School Unescape?

dreadgoat ,
@dreadgoat@kbin.social avatar

I have small hands and still fingertip basically all the time, and I have all my life. I don't use a small mouse either (G502)

I hate how smudgy and uncomfortable it feels to have reduced fine control when my palm comes into contact with the mouse. It feels icky and frustrating. I know plenty of people palm grip with low DPI and big mousepads to achieve fine control, but that seems far more exhausting than just developing stamina in the forearm.

Selmafudd ,

Yeah Im fingertips because of this exact reason. Best mouse I’ve found so far to counter it is a Razor DeathAdder. I’ve had a few over the years and even with the model changes the overall size and shape is very constant.

RogueBanana ,

I am not tall but I would say my hand is a bit more than average, about 18 ish cm I would say. I always find palm grip as shown in the picture to be comfortable but the base of my palm firmly rests on the mousepad and the fingers and top part of palm will be on the mouse. Also a reason I can’t use a small mouse as the top side of my palm can never rest on the mouse without my fingers going past the keys.

simple ,

Same here. I have a long hand, resting my palm on the back of the mouse makes my fingers peek out the front :/

anewbeginning ,

Same. And it doesn’t tire me at all. I imagine it depends on how big your hands are.

qevlarr , to fediverse in Average Lemmy Active Users by Month
@qevlarr@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t matter. I get all my news here and I can comment if I want. That’s enough

rsuri , to fediverse in Average Lemmy Active Users by Month

If reddit taught me anything, it’s that a growing network isn’t necessarily a good thing.

madcaesar ,

Infinite growth ruins everything. A smaller community is better.

ryathal ,

A dying one is generally worse though.

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