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Drinvictus , to lemmyshitpost in Most American meme you've ever seen.

Dude this is literally me. As soon as I finished med school and started residency I got LASIK. A year after that I got Invisalign. And resident physicians don’t make a lot montey but it was enough to change my looks.

IamAnonymous ,

Can’t wait to know what you are going to do with your money when you are an Attending physician! Lol.

Drinvictus ,

Cocaine and bitches!

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

This you, hahahaha

Powerball Winnings | Unexpected Answer [0:48]

youtu.be/K-qFIWrEElk

When asked how he’ll spend the money if he wins the Powerball lottery, this guy gives an unexpectedly honest answer to a stunned Fox 5 Las Vegas reporter.

Drinvictus ,

Haha. No I’m just a fan

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

Fantastic, hahaha

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

So... a dog breeder that never stops talking???
Interesting. O_o

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Brand new penis!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I kinda wanna get invisalign. Im still kinda leery of LASIK, but it sounds interesting.

pineapplelover ,

I’m definitely getting lasik maybe after I finish school and get my first high paying job

marcos , to programmerhumor in Developer stages of grief

Don’t you people have a development environment?

nxdefiant ,

The P in Prod stands for “It’ll be Pfine”

marcos ,

The letter you want after the P is an H.

TechieDamien ,

Phrod?

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Phear

jjjalljs ,

There’s that old saying ‘everyone has a development environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a separate production environment, too’

soggy_kitty ,

I get you’re making a meme but I’ve never worked anywhere that only has one environment in the last 10years.

pearsaltchocolatebar , to memes in Schrödinger's USB-C, you only know if it supports what you want after you plug it in

Gotta love troubleshooting your data connection before you realize you grabbed a power only cable.

Anticorp ,

Such things should not be allowed to exist.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

No, there’s a good reason for them to exist, but they should be marked as such.

Anticorp ,

What’s the reason? A slightly cheaper cable where data isn’t needed?

Sparkega ,

Eliminates a malicious threat vector. Gives you piece of mind to charge your devices without worry that what you connect to is going to interact with your device.

InformalTrifle ,

*Peace of mind

Sparkega ,

I’ll give you a piece of my mind.

Just kidding. Thanks for the correction

InformalTrifle ,

Your funny 🙂

evranch ,

You finally described a reason for these otherwise frustrating cables to exist! Though I like the other suggested method better, a charge-only adapter that you apply to the end of a full featured cable.

eyeon ,

it’s also safer when wanting to charge from untrusted chargers, though you can still get an adapter to block the data pins or just bring your own wall charger/battery when traveling

flashgnash ,

I think power only cables should exist because they are significantly cheaper, but they should have some kind of marking to differentiate them enforced by the standard

Zamundaaa ,

They are afaik not allowed to exist with USB C. And except for some very few very sketchy manufacturers, it’s also luckily not a thing in practice.

invertedspear , to reddit in Reddit sent me invitations to their IPO to my "deleted" accounts! That's a GDPR violation!

They’re getting desperate to find bag holders.

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

it’s getting more obvious they are going to pull the rug, admittedly I haven’t followed too much on the situation or on reddit at all since I stopped using reddit almost a decade ago. the site really went to shit didn’t it. I just grab my popcorn when new updates pop up these days, all reddit is for me now is an end result from a google search about a problem.

derpgon ,

They don’t have to. There is no “pump” phase, we are already in the “dump” phase and Reddit is just dumping their stock (or gonna be when they IPO).

leanleft ,
@leanleft@lemmy.ml avatar

exit liquidity

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Youre telling me, they sent me TWO invitations for two of my accounts. One of which I retired years ago because the username was kinda insensitive. Its been inactive for years, yet apparently it has enough karma for them to message me about it.

Contend6248 ,

Tells you about how much karma you have to be an investor

Tbird83ii ,

You should be very VERY vocal about how your account, insensitive name, was asked to own part of Reddit and how willing you are to do that, in order to make sure that the world knows that reddit is owned in part by insensitive name…

dejected_warp_core , (edited )

I think it’s more than that.

The price for these shares is probably not cheap for the individual, but won’t raise a ton of money internally in the grand scheme of things. At least, that’s how it works for employee options and phantom stock. The disparity here is due it’s utility as a retention mechanism. The idea is that, if invested, you’re less likely to jump ship until after IPO. With options and phantom stock, they typically have a “vestment period”, so you have to wait before you can get your money back out.

In this case, Reddit knows it needs its moderators and power users, but can’t afford to employ those people. So we get this weird middle-ground where they entice people to stick around, but they’re still not employees. As a bonus to Reddit Inc., these “investors” will provide ballast for the IPO, because I’m betting this stuff has a vestment period that extends well past the IPO date. Seeing this all on a balance sheet will make other investors feel a lot better about buying or even holding shares when the IPO kicks off.

What I really don’t like about this is that they mention the “DSP” and define it, but are coy about what the actual investment instrument is. What kind of shares are these? What is the price per share?

crispy_kilt , to programmerhumor in C++ Moment

gdb: Am I a joke to you?

henfredemars , (edited )

Yes. It’s a surprisingly bad debugger the more you think about it. I use it largely in assembly and it loves to spit out random errors about memory it tried to access based on the current register state. The shortcuts are kind of dumb.

It certainly works but I wouldn’t call it a pleasure to use.

Ex: try disp x/1i $eip often just doesn’t work.

TunaCowboy ,

I use gdb with great success for x64, rv64, and c:

info registers rip or just setup tui:


<span style="color:#323232;"># ~/.config/gdb/gdbinit:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">tui new-layout default regs 1 {-horizontal src 1 asm 1} 2 status 0 cmd 1
</span><span style="color:#323232;">tui layout default
</span><span style="color:#323232;">tui enable
</span>
xan1242 ,
@xan1242@lemmy.ml avatar

I honestly vastly prefer using IDA and Windows specific tools (x64dbg) over gdb. IDA can interface with gdb so it can act as a frontend which can be handy for visualization.

backhdlp , to programmer_humor in C++ Moment
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Meanwhile Rust: you might get an error at line 45 word 3 because it assumes variable foo is an int32 but it could be (whatever else idk), let’s not compile this before you correct this by changing line 43 in this specific way. Here’s the before and after code snippets so you can just copy-paste the fix.

TxzK ,

Man I fucking love the Rust compiler. Easily the most understandable and useful error messages I’ve ever seen.

skulbuny ,
@skulbuny@sh.itjust.works avatar

Have you seen Elm’s error messages? They were what inspired Rust to have its error messages.

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

I like how Elm error messages are like the compiler talking to you as a person.

anton ,

In my IDE there us even a button for accepting the compilers recommend fix. This is only possible because the error messages and recommendations are that good.

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Hm. Rust sounds better and better every time I hear something new about it.

shuzuko , to memes in Let's see them Lemmy.
Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Cute cat obvs, but I also like your carpet.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

An invitation to get bitten all to hell haha.

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in This should be fun

If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.

That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Framework secretly hates Linux?!?!?!?!
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

This is a top tier shit post

MentalEdge , (edited ) to memes in Give some love
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/2e8ba434-f2a6-43bf-aa41-144f085fbf7d.webp

Don’t be fooled, they just want to mooch a lunch off you cuz they spent their allowance on instruments!

fastandcurious OP ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

We are just accepting donations for our divine presence 😇

eltimablo ,

Look, if the frontman would just loosen the purse strings a little bit, I could afford to buy a much better bass while I continue to starve.

jordanlund OP , to cat in 5 year old cat bed - "Meh". Moved to a new place - "OMG! Have you seen this??!??"
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar
gregorum ,

precious! ❤️

AnUnusualRelic , to memes in This is the master race...?
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

When I grow up, I want to be a Playmobil. But a nazi Playmobil.

Say no more!

itsgroundhogdayagain , to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.

I had to pay the trash company to take an old couch. They sent over a special truck that ate that sofa bed in seconds and all that was left on the road were some wood splinters. That was when I knew how I wanted to be disposed of after I die.

TrendigOsthyvel , to memes in Racismed

My brain hurts from reading anything spewd out by than manbabie.

dipshit , to mildlyinteresting in We hit one third of boomers being dead in the last few days.

Gentle reminder that the whole generations thing is made up.

But true that many of these folks and older hold high positions of power, which is probably the cause for the clock.

rwhitisissle ,

Crazy that you’re the only person I’ve found in the thread that realizes this. Generational theory largely accepts that the concept of monolithic generations is reductive. Yes, people born in and around the same time can have shared cultural experiences, but the idea that those are what purely shape you ideologically or that you behave as a component of a monolith are ludicrous. And then there’s subgenerations, microgenerations, etc. Just look at the sociological research of Karl Mannheim for a very complex discussion on the topic.

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

I found two more! Get em, boys.

StereoTrespasser ,

Them’s a whole bunch of fancy words for saying “don’t generalize.”

rwhitisissle ,

Generalizing is fine and a useful tool in certain situations. In others, it’s not, and can in fact be very harmful. It’s also sometimes good to explain why you support one versus the other in a particular scenario. Y’know…because that’s how conversations work.

crackajack ,

I agree that battle of generations is silly, but there is still shared experience and trait in each generation. I used to think that the stereotype on boomers are greedy because they grew up in relative wealth is stupid, because my parents grew up poor in a third world country and did not benefit from Western wealth. However, they emigrated and travelled across the world and earning more than they would have in our home country.

Eventually, I realised that not all boomers are greedy, but some are materialistic. My parents are willing to share but they still have scarcity and hoarding mindset; even refusing to throw 20 year old clothes that are tattered.

Western boomers benefited from post-war economic boom and peace. Non-Westerners did not (post-colonial states in the mid to late 20th century suffered from constant sociopolitical strife) but the economic mobility afforded the third world citizens to migrate and move up the social ladder thanks to globalisation. However, the globalisation has, unfortunately, become not beneficial to younger generations because of outsourcing of traditional jobs and automation. And, unfortunately, this is leading to nativism and xenophobia.

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