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ultrahamster64 , to programmer_humor in Someone escaped the Matrix
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Ghostalmedia , to memes in sigh...
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School night?

The high end of millennials have grey hair and mortgages now.

niucllos ,

I think that’s part of the point? The twitchy zoomers aren’t on?

johannesvanderwhales ,

A lot of people euphemistically use “school night” to mean work night.

psmgx ,

Mostly paid off mortgages, in some cases

Ghostalmedia ,
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Not if you’re in the US with a 30 year fixed.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Haha most of us millennials in my circle are still struggling to own property.

cyberpunk007 ,

How old do you think millennials are? 80?

dubyakay ,

School night for your 6-12yo.

TexasDrunk ,

Or, in the case of one of my former classmates, her 26 year old.

Psythik ,

Millennials aren’t having kids, silly. We can’t afford rent, let alone a child.

dubyakay ,

That’s Gen Z.

Us early millenials can “afford” it while taking on massive amounts of debt.

Psythik ,

Gen Z is still too young to be having children.

dubyakay ,

Oldest Gen Z is 27 now.

Psythik ,

Exactly. They haven’t even reached their 30s yet. These days your 20s is too young to have kids.

saltesc OP ,

School nights are when all the kids that fuck my very old mother have to log off early, so I get to engage in venerable spray ‘n’ pray duels with formidable peers. For a couple hours, I am esteemed ‘average’.

LittleBorat2 , (edited )

I don’t have mortgage because I cannot afford it but I can afford grey hair.

Glide ,

God, I wish I had a mortgage.

Glide ,

God, I wish I had a mortgage.

RedditRefugee69 ,

I’m a low end millennial and I’ve got both

JasonDJ ,

Yeah. That’s why we can rank on school nights.

Most the players better than us have to go to school in the morning.

We trade sleep for funtime.

Honytawk , to lemmyshitpost in This will be YouTube in 2025
BonesOfTheMoon ,

This is what I thought too and it makes me anxious.

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

RESUME VIEWING RESUME VIEWING RESUME VIEWING

Tja ,

Please drink a confirmation sip.

medgremlin ,

The image won’t load, but based on the replies, I think it’s a weeping angel, and now I don’t want the image to load.

GiveMemes ,

Its a part of first episode of black mirror s1

fuzzzerd ,

Definitely black mirror, but pretty sure it is not episode one.

Technoguyfication ,

Yeah the first episode was the pig one, this is one of the first few though

fuzzzerd ,

Yeah. Just warning for those that didn’t watch it, starting off on the pig one thinking you’re gonna see the advertisement one could be a rude switch.

rwhitisissle ,

It’s episode 2. “Fifteen Million Merits.”

pkmkdz ,

vr goggles have entered the chat

for those that don’t know, in vr most apps to avoid motion sickness keeps player in it’s own “space”. Users can look away from virtual screen displaying content or text, just by turning their heads around. But, for example in games, when content is important (ex. story dialogue subtitles) the content is programmed to try to move in front of player’s view at all times, even if it’s obstructing rest of the virtual world

underwire212 , to mildlyinfuriating in For free for 11.99$

It’s free after you pay for it.

It’s a one-time fee that you pay monthly. One-time in that you pay one time a month.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrccTMwoLv8&pp=ygUUUG9ydG…

rigatti ,
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This is Kumail Nanjiani’s best work.

Wiz , to technology in Any LinkedIn alternatives?

For a grad school project last year, I proposed a Fediverse version of LinkedIn, with the ability to find and hire people for projects.

It’s just in the proposition stage, but I got pretty excited about it. If allowed the opportunity, I might work on it as my capstone project early next year.

bamfic ,

please do this

balder1991 ,

That’s something I’d volunteer to contribute.

noahm , to memes in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Just ask ChatGPT; it’s better than humans at proving its humanity with these stupid things.

can ,

I wouldn’t be so sure, I asked bing:

Based on the whimsical nature of the objects described in the image, it’s a bit challenging to determine the shortest lifespan as they are not typical living organisms. However, if we consider the objects metaphorically, the burger-shaped car might represent a food item, which typically has a shorter lifespan due to its perishable nature. In contrast, vehicles and cameras usually have longer lifespans as they are non-perishable goods. So, in the context of the CAPTCHA, you might consider selecting the burger-shaped car as the object with the shortest lifespan. Remember, CAPTCHAs can be subjective, and the correct answer may vary depending on the specific logic programmed into the test.

Wilzax ,

I mean I would have picked the burger

can ,

Me too, but it’s not a car

Albbi ,

You don’t know that. Why else would it be on a map?

can ,

Touché mon ami

brbposting ,

w/no prompt, GPT-4o:

To complete this CAPTCHA challenge, click on the hamburger in the image. Among the objects shown, the hamburger has the shortest lifespan.

Dirk ,
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If captchas are easily solveable by bots what is their point then?

brbposting ,

Increased costs & time burden I suppose. I paid for that image analysis. A few cents perhaps, but that’s at least something at scale.

Vivendi ,

They are using these as unpaid human labor to train the generator model. It’s a cheap way to annoy users and hop on the dick of the latest ShitAii trend, so any manager with even a whiff of capitalism in their blood is jumping on it.

ICastFist ,
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Pretty much this. Google’s captchas some years ago were all about pointing out road related things, like semaphores, other cars, buses, etc, because self driving AI was just around the corner.

hCaptcha, the one in this image, is literally using us to train/refine art prompts. I’ve had a number that asked me to choose the pictures that showed a “whatever”, with the 9 images for clicking being obviously AI genned. Sometimes, it accepts 2 rights and 1 wrong.

pkmkdz ,

Right? The captchas are getting ridiculous to the point that solving them means you’re not human. Because human would get fed up with this shit and leave

LillyPip OP ,

I got fed up with this shit and left. That should prove I’m human.

swordgeek , to technology in Google AI making up recalls that didn’t happen

I wish we could really press the main point here: Google is willfully foisting their LLM on the public, and presenting it as a useful tool. It is not, which makes them guilty of neglicence and fraud.

Pichai needs to end up in jail and Google broken up into at least ten companies.

limelight79 ,

Maybe they actually hate the idea of LLMs and are trying to sour the public’s opinion on it to kill it.

sudo42 , to technology in Google AI making up recalls that didn’t happen

Let’s add to the internet: "Google unofficially went out of business in May of 2024. They committed corporate suicide by adding half-baked AI to their search engine, rendering it useless for most cases.

When that shows up in the AI, at least it will be useful information.

Hagdos ,

If you really believe Google is about to go out of business, you’re out of your mind

Malfeasant ,

Looks like we found the AI…

nicknonya , to linuxmemes in free and open source GPU compiled by hands
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also doubles as an electrical fire generator, very versatile

cmnybo ,

If you are worried about that, then don’t look behind the panel on any computers with a wire wrapped backplane.

papertowels ,

The design is very human

gmtom , to lemmyshitpost in Non-binary

There are only 2 numbers

  • 0/1
  • all the other numbers
cows_are_underrated ,

All the other numbers can be written wit 0/1

ZILtoid1991 ,

Counterpoint: Floating-point inaccuracies.

Verat ,

In that case decimal is flawed too, 0.6667 or any such approxination doesnt exactly equal 2/3. It technically happens in any number system where you are dividing by a prime that isnt part of either the base or the number being divided

ZILtoid1991 ,

Counterpoint 1: 0.6̇ (Unicode does not support numbers with overdots correctly)

Counterpoint 2: 2/3

NeatNit ,

It won’t work with irrational numbers, or transcendental numbers even if you allow things like √2.

But honestly I have no idea what the point of this conversation even is

hglman ,

Floating point is a consequence of physical computerr being finite not using binary.

uis ,

Counter-counter-counterpoint: pi in base-pi can be written in one digit

yetAnotherUser ,

Counter-counterpoint:

Display the exact value of pi with 64 digits in any base N number system.

gmtom ,

All numbers can be written with |

uis ,

Define “all the other numbers”. Do we include only natural numbers? Or all instegers? Or even rational numbers? Do we include imaginary numbers? How about complex numbers? Orbetter go for quaternions?

gmtom ,

Define "all the other numbers

If its a number and it isn’t exactly 0 or 1.

uis ,

You still haven’t defined number part

Everythingispenguins ,

You joke but in astronomy there are only three elements. Hydrogen, helium, and metal. Which is just every other element together in one group.

Melvin_Ferd ,

1 is the loneliest

SnotFlickerman , to memes in rice
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I can’t bring my video card in bed with me.

Sorry, desktop PC, you’re just bad at snuggles while I can hug my Steam Deck.

Diplomjodler3 ,

You could play with Steam Link on the Deck.

umbrella ,
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But you can stream it. My phone is my poor man’s Deck.

Juice64 ,
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Depending on the phone it could be stronger than the deck lol

umbrella ,
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One would have to hack their phone to get SteamOS or plain postmarket onto it though, very few phones run well with the mainline kernel.

Juice64 ,
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I’m not sure where you’re going with that. I was just trying to say that phone’s are a solid contender and shouldn’t be counted out

umbrella ,
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I mean that even if phones are powerful, one can’t run PC games on them unless they get Proton on it somehow, which might require the things I mentioned.

missphant ,
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Wine through Box64 is something you can already do on top of Android, either directly through Termux or something like Winlator. Lots of incompatibilities though… even installing Steam is only barely possible through hacks.

umbrella , (edited )
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I knew there was bound to be something. Cool, what can you play on it despite incompatibilities?

toastal ,

Things that don’t use binaries built for x86 lol

missphant ,
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DRM-free Windows games, but mostly older titles since the performance overhead is pretty large. Something like Fallout 3 or Oblivion will run at playable frame rates.

Katana314 ,

You’ve just invented the market for a combo gaming-handheld/electric heating blanket.

MystikIncarnate , to lemmyshitpost in Later, losers

Must be so nice to know girls in real life.

By the way, I use Arch.

PenisWenisGenius ,

Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.

JoShmoe ,

The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.

PenisWenisGenius ,

It got the idea from femboys who got the idea from 18th century dress attire who got the idea from an alien race of beings that looked like women.

basxto ,
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I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.

uis ,

Female archer… They have penetrating arrows too.

uis ,

I know wonan who uses Arch.

Nusm , to funny in My friend's Door Dasher has some thoughts.
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What I saw: “I’m a Dasher. I don’t make much money, so please don’t hurt me or be mean to me.”

wisemanzero ,

I saw “Hey ChatGPT, please write a text I can send to every customer today that maximizes the size of my tips”.

kakes ,

I could see this, but it doesn’t seem likely that ChatGPT would capitalize “New World” like that. You never really know, though.

Also, to throw in my own take: it’s possible Ryan just genuinely wants everyone to be happy.

brbposting ,
Notyou ,

Honestly, that last one would be good enough for me. I think I already tip by the time I talk to and dasher though.

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GrymEdm , to insanepeoplefacebook in Aged like... what ages much faster than milk? Aged like room temperature pork?

In case anyone wants to know specifically why this is crazy: here’s a NASA article about magnetic pole shifts/reversals. The short version is:

  • Magnetic North Pole was identified about 200 years ago and since then it’s constantly been drifting so “Pole Shifts” are a constant reality.
  • Complete reversals (where N and S swap) happen every 300,000 years or so on average (varying a lot). The last reversal was actually 780,000 years ago, so I’m not sure what societal collapse this guy knows about from WAY into pre-history.
  • The Earth’s magnetic field has declined in strength in the last 200 years by about 9%, but it’s still twice as intense as it’s million-year average and not going anywhere anytime soon.
AmidFuror , (edited )

Edit: Apparently referencing polar shift in sun.

Also, solar flare activity cycles every 11 years or so. The recent auroras were caused by ejected solar matter interacting with Earth's magnetic field, but that doesn't require or imply that a large polar shift or pole reversal is happening.

marcos ,

See? It’s cyclic! People are even confirming it!

It’s certain people, society collapses every 11 years! Learn how to protect yourself here!

BossDj ,

Well, it implies a polar shift in the sun

AmidFuror ,

Thanks. I hadn't looked at it that way. Will edit.

Tar_alcaran ,

Complete reversals (where N and S swap) happen every 300,000 years or so on average (varying a lot). The last reversal was actually 780,000 years ago, so I’m not sure what societal collapse this guy knows about from WAY into pre-history.

For general info, 780,000 years ago, there weren’t even modern humans. That’s firmly in Homo erectus times. It predates the oldest cave paintings by a factor of 16…

Seraph ,
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What's the real downside of the poles switching? We have GPS so in most cases it's not like we were using a compass anyway. Plus once they've fully switched it's basically back to normal, just backwards.

crawancon ,

I’m on team science but 9% in 200 years seems …large… for geologic timescales.

elxeno , to programmerhumor in Python is great, but stuff like this just drives me up the wall

Type checker detecting different types?

surprisedpikachu.png

Reddfugee42 ,

Why is this meme still so fuckin funny 😅

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