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001100010010 , to fediverse in Dutch government starts own Mastodon instance as reaction to the instability of Twitter
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Imagine a world where every government has its own instance.

“Breaking News: North Korea has defederated from the United States, as well as hundreds of other countries.”

WarmSoda ,

Nah they’re too petty for that. They’d make a huge show about how they’re going to block the US and everyone else. Then they’ll block.
Then they’ll quietly unblock everyone.

Three months later they’ll do all over again.

mefinity ,
@mefinity@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This is just discord in a nutshell

WarmSoda ,

Man I’m so glad to be in the discords I am in. I’ve never had any problems there. I keep hearing horror stories though.

Niello ,

i'll take country defederation dramas over the shit we have now any day.

zuhayr ,
@zuhayr@lemmy.world avatar

“The Russian federation defederated Ukraine.”

001100010010 ,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You claim to be a federation, yet you’ve shown that you are actually a defederation.

sgtlighttree ,

More like it tried to forcibly merge the instances

Hyperreality ,

Denies there is such a thing as a Ukrainian instance.

SuddenDownpour ,

“There was never such an instance, it’s a bug created by Lenin”

tesfabpel ,

“The Russian federation defederates itself.”

stevedidWHAT , to mildlyinfuriating in Online dating
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

This is literally out of these incel playbooks. Straight up tater tot bullshit lmao.

HardlightCereal ,

Tate is telling people not to be open about their interests?

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, it’s the overall response pattern, tease, deny reject, feed after something really bad happens.

It’s classical abuse techniques

HardlightCereal ,

How is the yellow one teasing? I just see a really emotionally unavailable person with no interest in vulnerability. There’s nothing appealing or interesting, so how is it enticing interest? And what does feed mean?

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Because someone is showing interest in him on an app that’s designed for finding interested people. He then reciprocates that curiosity and interest in him with “I’m not gonna tell you”

“Come on tell me”

“Haha no”

That’s textbook “teasing behavior”. Feeding is when the abuser flips about face and apologizes and does big grandiose corrections for previous behavior and then the cycle continues. This dude didn’t get that far but that’s pretty sensible considering they were only just talking and that technique is reserved as a way to “reel them back in”

HardlightCereal ,

Man, I don’t understand neurotypicals. In whatever world my brain is meant to be in, opaque people are unappealing

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Hard cringe

scottywh ,

I don’t think there’s anything typical about that behavior outside that incel, wannabe player, pick up artist community … Or whatever the fuck they call it these days…

HardlightCereal ,

Oh, no, I mean being susceptible to these tactics. To my autism brain, whatever “trick” this incel is using is the equivalent of holding up a huge sign saying “I AM VERY BORING”. I don’t get how this attracts anyone.

scottywh ,

Yeah… That’s fair.

It’s a weird scenario I think …

XEAL ,

This guy is more of a volcel

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

We should make subcategories it’ll be fun!

YungPlague ,

He did WHAT??

Burstar ,
@Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The whole conversation is a facepalm. This should have been 3 lines:

“What’s the last song you saved?”

<pre style="background-color:#ffffff;">
<span style="color:#323232;">  'I am not comfortable sharing that information with you'
</span>

“Okay, if you’re aren’t willing to let me get to know your basic interests clearly this isn’t the kind of relationship I’m looking for. Good luck and have a nice day” [ends transmission]

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

That sure would be nice but that pesky ego/personality is a tough one to ignore.

I personally found that a lot of the women I talked to on dating apps acclimate themselves by becoming more jaded, sarcastic etc as a defense.

Can’t blame em haha

Smokeydope ,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

If only people were straight forward and detached.

Fantasy: “This relationship is not working out anymore, it is time for a break up/ divorce so we can move on with our long term lives in a more positive way.”

“Yes I agree let us proceed forward in a calm and reasonable manor with no screaming or anger. We shall split assets in a fair and non-childish way.”

“Okay I will be staying in another house/motel until the house is sold, have a good one”

“You too!”

Reality: 5 hours of incoherent scream fighting, crying and baseless threats followed by another 5 hours of passionate makeup sex

R51 ,

latter sounds great, not really where OP is headed lmao

cupcakezealot , to fediverse in threads is already going great 💀
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

We’re this close to conservatives referring to trans people like ((this)).

floofloof ,

I thought they went beyond that when they started calling for the “eradication” of trans people and suggesting they should face firing squads.

intensely_human ,

No way

floofloof ,
intensely_human ,

I looked at the second one. The closest it gets to being able to back up the claim is link to a deleted tweet. If there’s a tweet you want to report on, capture it in the internet archive or something. Always make a certifiable copy of incriminating evidence if possible.

earthquake ,

It was caught on archive.org:

Original tweet suggesting firing squads: web.archive.org/web/…/1507183998967160833

Bonus reference to fascist helicopter ride meme: web.archive.org/web/…/1507687089726541825

Threat to “deal with them directly” (the Godless communists in control, allegedly): web.archive.org/web/…/1507378309386182658

intensely_human ,

Boom, those archive links are exactly the kind of evidence that works.

Fuck that guy. All I can say is, hey at least he didn’t get re-elected.

Donkter ,

Nazis have always been the most progressive, referring to Jewish people as the gender neutral (((them))).

iAmTheTot , to retrogaming in It's honestly good advice, but I much prefer original hardware when possible.

Steam Deck is the best emulation machine out there right now for me.

MeatsOfRage , (edited )

I’ve been thinking about getting the new pixel fold or the Samsung z flip fold. When you open them to tablet mode they’re a big square screen. When you clip on a controller it looks like a sick retro gaming handheld because of the screen ratio.

youtu.be/giPJ8bjCxN4?si=Mv8-68Dh8_ID9Ct0

Exusia , (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

You linked a Fold not a Flip. The difference is nearly $1000.

That said the Fold is a solid choice but if you’re only going to play games, save a couple bucks and don’t get a 6. The improvements have been so incremental you might be able to make due with a 4 or 5.

hobbsc ,
@hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Do emulators like lemuroid take up the whole screen on the inside of the fold?

I was debating on a tablet or the pixel fold and I saw a video where it showed that the inside screen was basically two screens and man apps just displayed in the middle with black borders on either side.

Exusia , (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s gonna come down to aspect ratio. The inner screen is 4:3 so it might come down to the game? This Gameboy color game doesn’t fill the screen but this emulator seems to be more for 3ds. I have the Fold4 for perspective.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5beb9034-5404-4210-bcf2-c8b819c5f907.jpeg

hobbsc ,
@hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Thanks so much for the screenshot!

Blue_Morpho ,

That’s a $2000 gaming setup! ($1900 for z fold, $100 for gamesir controller.)

I think I’ll just get a Powkiddy RGB30 with a square screen for $80.

MeatsOfRage ,

I mean, it’s a phone + tablet first. The gaming is a nice bonus. Plus you really don’t need the fold 6 when the 5 will do just fine.

Blue_Morpho ,

Fold 5 is still like $1000 refurbished. Again compared to $80 Powkiddy. Plus a few hours of gaming doesn’t take away from your phone battery life.

StopJoiningWars ,
@StopJoiningWars@discuss.online avatar

Why do you enjoy denigrating people’s choices? You’re not the only one capable of rationality. It might make total sense from their perspective and financial situation.

Blue_Morpho ,

Suggesting a much cheaper alternative that has some benefits isn’t degrading anyone.

StopJoiningWars ,
@StopJoiningWars@discuss.online avatar

I didn’t say degrading, that wouldn’t even work grammatically. I said denigrating, “to criticise unfairly, disparage”.

Learn something. And stop putting other people’s ideas down.

Blue_Morpho ,

“disparage”

Suggesting an alternative isn’t disparaging anyone.

Suggesting alternatives isn’t putting people’s ideas down.

StopJoiningWars ,
@StopJoiningWars@discuss.online avatar

If you’d stopped at telling others what you’re doing. But no, you must feel righteous in criticising their choices of device, why they use it, and how much they spend on them.

People don’t owe you explanations for any of that.

MeatsOfRage ,

We’ve literally just recreated the meme here in the comments.

“It’d be pretty cool to have a flip phone to double as a big emulation handhel…”

Tuba on face

“A PEWKITTY IS $80 AND YOU GET TO CARRY MULTIPLE DEVICES AND A MUCH SMALLER SCREEN AND…”

smeg ,

I’m glad clip-on controllers exist now, I remember reading about them when using my Xperia Play a decade ago!

iheartneopets ,

I have a surface duo 2 right now, and had the Motorola razor (rip the iconic chin design they ditched with the new models) before that. Emulating the ds on a flip phone is goated

denshirenji ,
@denshirenji@lemmy.world avatar

This is similar to what I do. I have an old pixel 3xl and a Sunshine server running on my gaming PC. Moonlight is installed on the Pixel and I stream my games to it from the PC. I have a WireGuard VPN setup for when I am outside the house. It works very well!

Edit: Inside the house, I have a Rasbery Pi 5 with Libreelec installed which has a Moonlight addon as well for when I want to play on my big screen TV.

iorale ,

If only they’d sell on more countries so I wouldn’t have to pay triple or more to a fucking reseller

anivia ,

Too clunky. Modded Nintendo Switch is more portable and has better battery life

iAmTheTot ,

Will respectfully disagree. My steam deck can do way more than a Switch!

MarauderIIC ,

What’s your favorite emulated game on Steam Deck?

iAmTheTot ,

I’ve found myself playing a fair bit of my 3DS, Wii, and WiiU libraries, and revisiting some PS2 games. I also have been using it to play my PS5 in bed via remote play!

Meron35 , to memes in Wait a dam minute

❌Straight rainbows

✅Gay bars

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Thanks, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head again.

dentoid ,
@dentoid@sopuli.xyz avatar

Lets start a war!

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

That song is awesome though except when you forget yourself and sing it around strangers

cmder , to lemmyshitpost in Good point

Because you need to be brave. Cheaters are cowards.

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a razor.

THIS is a razor.

BreadOven ,

You call that a spoon?

This is a spoon! 🥄

h0rnman ,

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before…

BreadOven ,
Ilovethebomb ,

What’s funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.

Rolando ,

And that’s why he’s not toxic. He may be a bit of a trickster, but he lets the movie audience in on the joke.

Ilovethebomb ,

Crocodile Dundee was legitimately a brilliant character, the total lack of ego was a brilliant aspect of that.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Windows 11

Funny, but it hit 11 just as hard.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

It was funny the first 30 times, bit stale now.

Angry_Autist ,

Pretty fucking annoying I had to come halfway down the responses to see this.

Lemmy is becoming like what reddit turned into in 2016, no more top level actual discussion, just memes and shitposts burying the real info.

NABDad , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

On Friday, as we were running around the hospital where we work trying to get every computer working again, we were following the work-around to rename the Crowdstrike folder under C:\Windows\system32\drivers to “bad-CrowdStrike”.

When my coworker was typing the rename command, instead of typing “cro TAB”, he started typing “clo TAB”. He’d ask me why it wasn’t finding it, and I’d point out the typo.

I started saying, it’s not “CloudStrike”, it’s “CrowdStrike”.

By the end of the day, we were both a little loopy. I started typing “CloudStrike”, and cursing him out for screwing with my head. By the end of the day I wasn’t sure what it was either.

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

LiveLM ,

ClownStrike

A fitting rename after such a pathetic and catastrophic failure, that’s for sure.

flambonkscious ,

Yeah, let’s not key them get away with it. Clownstrike forever on

FrostyCaveman ,

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

ClownStrife

Hazzia ,

Ah yes, the guy from FFVII

Stovetop ,
5redie8 ,

Yeah, I’m usually a big stickler for making sure I’m saying something right, but that name was tongue twistering me from the first time I tried to say it out loud. And we don’t even use them and weren’t hit in any way lol

hydrospanner ,

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

When I first heard about what was going on, I assumed that “CrowdStrike” was not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack where they used systems they’d previously hacked and had them all do the same thing at once to another target.

NABDad ,

not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack

As we’ve discovered, both can be true.

ImplyingImplications , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to wreck his kid's life.

This guy doesn’t want the government to be involved in his family life but also wants courts to recognize he is the legal father of the child?

YurkshireLad ,

And he also wants a passport for his kid.

DillyDaily ,

My dad and my brother both have passports and travel regularly.

I can’t get a passport because my dad refuses to give me legal access to his birth certificate to prove that one of my parents was a citizen when I was born.

Why? Because according to the him, the government shouldn’t need that information from our family, so he refuses on principal.

I can’t get a passport without that document.

I can try and take my dad to small claims court, but I don’t have the money for that, my relationship with my dad is civil and functional aside from this one issue, and getting lawyers involved will destroy the family, all I want is a passport.

He needs a psychiatrist, not a lawyer. Because he makes no sense.

There isn’t really enough advice or support out there for children of whack job idiots.

MindTraveller ,

Sticking to his principles of what he thinks he should have to do, even though his inaction is harming others. He sounds just like those nonvoter people who hate Biden for supporting genocide so they’re gonna let a worse genocide happen.

Fucking Kantians.

DillyDaily ,

It’s so baffling because this is really one of the only things he has an issue with. Other than my passport, he doesn’t talk or act like he has any major issues with the government as a process.

I will say, I’m not too worried that his anti-gov opinions will result in great levels of harm. My country had had a conservative party in power for some time now. I also hate the current government. My dad marches at the fortnightly pro-palestine rally in our city, and he attends antifa and pro queer events with me and my mum. Last year he phoned me to get information about the socialist party because after years of voting for the labour/workers party he’s going harder left. He values my political opinion. He’s socially progressive (despite having the wrong vocabulary to express his opinions, nothing funnier than an old bloke saying “what is everyone’s problem with fags reading books to kids!? It’s so wholesome”)

And I would say he’s masking some of deep rooted misogyny or something and just wants to prevent his female kid from accessing basic government services.

But he’s got no issues with women and non men having passports, and in every other aspect of my life he is supportive and wants me to succeed…he also wants me to travel, he keeps saying he’ll pay for my holiday, but I tell him I don’t need money, just his birth certificate, and he continues to say “no you don’t need that, you just need your birth certificate”

I’ve taken him to the passport office with me and had the admin worker tell him to how face he needs to give me his birth certificate, and he told her “no, that’s unnecessary” and then he walked out and waited for me in the car.

It all started in the last 5 years, in 2019. In my 20s, he had no issues whatsoever with anything I did, I wasn’t in a financial position to travel so I never looked into getting a passport till I was almost 30, and suddenly dad didn’t want the government in his business but only in the context of me requiring to prove that he’s my parent.

It’s not even like I can write him off as senile.

JakenVeina ,

Just remember. If you end up having to sue him to get this resolved, that’s not you destroying the family, that’s him.

DillyDaily ,

This is very true, though I don’t really care how the family gets destroyed, I don’t want to have a destroyed family at this point in my life right now because I need their support in other ways, so if I can avoid pulling the pin on a series of events I know my father will choose to react poorly to, I want to save myself that stress.

I know my mental health could not handle a family break down right now.

VelvetStorm ,

Can you just wait until he is not home and just find it and use it and then return it before he knows what’s up? I’m guessing your mother is no longer with him or you would get her to get it or talk him into it right?

DillyDaily ,

That would be breaking and entering, and theft, and I also can’t be certain he even has a copy at his house, I also need to get it witnessed and notorised for my application, which is harder to do stealthily with my disabilities.

I do not want to break the law in order to get a passport of the country I’m a citizen of.

My mother and he are long divorced.

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Take a gander at this

Republicans: They’re degenerates coming for our children!

This guy: To hell with that, I’m coming for your retirement benefits.

puchaczyk , to noncredibledefense in Why doesn't the military do this? are they stupid?
FiniteBanjo ,

The US military has in the past used some large vehicle mounted beam weapons that make your skin burn like all hell, such as the Active Denial System, and I wonder if those could be deflected as well or if they’re the part of the spectrum that needs more sophisticated shielding?

knightly ,
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

Those aren’t lasers, they’re millimeter-wave radio beams.

Yes, they can be deflected pretty easily, but you’ll need metal shield that’s big enough to entirely hide behind.

Armand1 , to lemmyshitpost in Hee hee

Cue a dance number of Thriller but it happens in a pyramid with mummies.

Toofpic ,

It kinda happened already:

Michael Jackson - Remember The Time (Official Video) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc

api.vanced-official.com/api/dev/…/redirect?pkg_na…

Rentlar ,

Trrra… Tut tut! Tut! Trrra… tatatut!

Armand1 ,

Turns out I did not… remember the time™️.

corus_kt ,
massive_bereavement ,

This is so 90s it hurts.

flughoernchen ,

You mean it hurts seeing Stick Man so underappreciated, right?

corus_kt ,

It’s been ages, I did not remember Eddie Murphy being in there. MJ’s choreography is timeless as always

ramble81 ,

Don’t forget Magic Johnson either.

perviouslyiner , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Pew! Pew!
SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh

BlueMagma ,

*insert sad Pikachu with a mustache

Risus_Nex ,

Too soon!

perviouslyiner ,

It was five years ago!

gentooer ,

I hoped you were joking. Damn, I’m getting old…

werefreeatlast ,

The Pope is entering the cock pit. 9, 8, 7…3, 2, 1! Altar boys are go!

uis ,

NOBODY expects Science Inquisition!

Science Inquisitor: youtube.com/

And Science Inquisution he is part of.

dependencyinjection ,

You didn’t have to do Notre Dam like that bro.

hsdkfr734r , to cat in A cat entered my tent

Your tent? It’s Kyras tent for the time being. I’m sorry.

AchtungDrempels OP ,

Sun’s out, she’s gone now. My tent again :) Hope she’ll be back in the evening though, we could listen to some audio book or something.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/05fbbacc-87f9-4564-bb69-6f084cd6a721.jpeg

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

You were chosen!

AchtungDrempels OP ,

Must be the irresistible smell of being on a months long cycling / camping trip :)

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Well my cats love smelly clothes. The nastiest the better lol

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