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magnetosphere , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Just why??
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If you can’t be bothered to speed up the transaction by using a credit or debit card, don’t be surprised when the cashier can’t be bothered to put the change in your hand.

Handling cash is a nuisance, and slows down the line.

Edit: I know not everyone has a card. I’m talking about people who reach past a dozen of them and pay with cash anyway.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Some shops are installing cash machines. If you don’t want to deal with one machine for your card, deal with the other machine for cash.

OneCardboardBox , to asklemmy in The stupid coating on my glasses is rubbing off, how do I just remove it entirely? Acetone maybe?

In the future, I highly recommend using Kimwipes to clean off your lenses day-to-day. They’re little papers designed to wipe off lab equipment without leaving any scratches or residue, and you don’t need to spray them with any cleaner either. Just a dry wipe until the lenses are clean. If I’m careful about how I use them, a wipe can be reused 2-3 more times before disposal.

Since I started using them, I’ve never had problems with the antiglare coating coming off.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Just why??
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Doesn’t matter to me whether they put it in my hand or on the counter. Whatever works for them.

Entropywins ,

Me stares at you: I said my cash is in my car…

Zip2 , to lemmyshitpost in Ah sweet!

What if you have cancer and don’t know it, and just accidentally happen to grow a tumour for dinner?

InFerNo ,

It’s not a tumah!

crusty ,

How do you know the cancer won’t make it tastier?

grrgyle , to lemmyshitpost in Just why??

Checking if you chew your nails

peanuts4life , to lemmyshitpost in Too easy!
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I apologize, but I’m not able to click on or interact with elements in images. The image you’ve shared shows a scene with a monkey sitting near water, and a person’s hand holding what appears to be a green fruit or object. The text at the top of the image says “HOW TO TRICK A MONKEY”. There’s also a play button overlay on the image, suggesting this may be a still from a video. However, I can’t play videos or click on interactive elements within images. If you’d like to discuss the content or theme of this image further, I’d be happy to do so based on what I can observe in the static image itself.

activ8r ,

Wonderful.

sleen ,

Goodbot

Sotuanduso ,

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a joke recipe for a cesium casserole.

yamanii , to lemmyshitpost in Ah sweet!
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By what technicality this isn’t cannibalism?

aphlamingphoenix ,

I would call it auto-cannibalism. I think it is a form of cannibalism.

Reygle , to pics in Nature finds a way
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cm0002 , to pics in Bird landed on my window screen

“HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BIRB-JESUS??”

Droggelbecher , to lemmyshitpost in Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

The person intently listening to what another person is doing on the toilet is calling the person who’s minding their (pun intended) business in what they think is private a psychopath. Nice.

cheesymoonshadow , to pics in Nature finds a way
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Looks like a screenshot from Horizon Zero Dawn.

Burn_The_Right , to pics in Nature finds a way

The original Nissan Leaf.

HowManyNimons , to lemmyshitpost in Too easy!
  • screams in monkey
nebulaone , to lemmyshitpost in The world continues to underestimate you
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Did you know that the “DOH” in play-doh is a Homer Simpson reference?

lightnsfw , to pics in [OC] A Different Bug

I hadn’t seen any of these for probably a decade and all of a sudden this year I see them all over the place. It made me kind of happy that they seem to be doing better.

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