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thesporkeffect , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Great Wall of Tartaria

If the main comment were lifted word for word and uploaded to a shitposting community, it would fit right in

VonReposti , to lemmyshitpost in Coyote

This fact might save my live one day

ArdMacha , to lemmyshitpost in Too easy!

We are not monkeys, we are apes.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

If you got tricked you’re immediately kicked out of the club.

SidewaysHighways , to retrogaming in Gamecube, PS2 and Wii just chilling in the evening sun. This picture just kinda happened, I thought you would appreciate it too.

There’s a certain time of day that my little stack sits nicely in the sun with the cabinet door open.

Thanks for sharing!

timo_timboo_ OP ,

Yeah, having some evening sun shine into a room just gives it a great vibe. I just wish it wasn’t 29°C in here

Anyway, thanks for commenting as well!

Stern , to insanepeoplefacebook in We need answers.
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, apart from the archaeologist part that seems pretty sane to me to ask if you’re an atheist or at least a skeptic.

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis 4&ve…

Adam and Eve have two kids, Cain and Abel.

Cain kills Abel (8). Cain gets cursed. (11) Cain is afraid he’ll be killed by… ??? (14). God is all, nah fam karma mark lmao. (15) Cain goes and lives in the land of Nod. (16) Cain, one of three living humans at this point, makes love to his wife, who randomly now exists, and births a son, Enoch. Cain also builds a city… for the now five people who live on Earth. (17).

meco03211 ,

Apparently the biblical explanation is that it’s a sister of Cain. Maybe the daughters births didn’t warrant an extra line in the Bible? It probably doesn’t keep a record of when Adam and Eve acquire new property as that’s mostly what women were considered.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

From the Creation Museum. Directly from their website, so they’re proud of this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/216004dd-ddcd-4a0c-98ab-f3108453dd66.png

Number six is my favorite. “Because God said incest was okay back then and who are you to judge?”

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

They really said that genetic disease is an accumulation of sin. Like someone is born with Downs Syndrome because their grandmother cheats at rummy.

hemko ,

Oh my parts 3 and 4 they’re so close to figuring out what the Darwin guy was talking about

meco03211 ,

I loved their explanation regarding building the Ark authentically when Noah lived to be over 900 years old. It’s simple really. He built it when he was like 300. You see it makes perfect sense. Next question.

trxxruraxvr ,

6 sounds more like “if you want to allow gay marriage you better shut up about incest”

reddig33 ,

Not sure I would trust anything from the creation museum to be actually biblical.

I know there’s an ancient myth about Adam having a first wife before Eve — there’s probably also other myths that fill in the blanks. There’s also nothing stopping God from making more people during this period like he made Adam and Eve. They were probably just the “first batch” so to speak.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That would be Lilith.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith

raspberriesareyummy ,

TIL. Lilith sounds way more fun & attractive than boring compliant Eve

YurkshireLad ,

No one commented on “get his wife”? I assume a bride mail order catalog? They must have existed back then.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Is it really a biblical explanation if it isn’t in the bible?

meco03211 ,

Touché.

thesporkeffect ,

Ive heard people say that Adam being the first human is metaphorical in the text, and means “first YHWH worshipper”, not sure how widespread or accurate this view is.

zloubida ,
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

Accurate, not at all.

Widespread, not much.

The general answers to this question is or that Cain married his sister (fundamentalist view) or that Adam and Cain are metaphors and didn’t existed at all (mainline view).

wise_pancake ,

What’s interesting is in Genesis 1 God created all the stuff, but in Genesis 2 it says none of the plants or animals or man had materialized yet, then God makes then an asks Adam to name them.

I definitely read Genesis as a story of tribal origins

RagingHungryPanda ,

It does actually say that Adam and eve had other sos and daughters. The assumption is from one of them.

yamanii , to lemmyshitpost in Just why??
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

How would they know if you didn’t scratch your anus before?

samus12345 , to funny in I do not like
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He looks kinda like him even with purple skin.

Sorse , to lemmyshitpost in Too easy!
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Laughs in voyager autoplaying everything, even in compact mode

danc4498 , to pics in A local fish and chip shop closed down, someone wrote this outside...

Anybody else actually love the song from the movie?

NegativeInf ,

Anyone who hates on the movies for being different from the books seriously misunderstands the pedigree and nature of the Hitchhiker’s Guide series.

danc4498 ,

I’ve honestly never met a fan of the books that didn’t also like the movie. I think it did a great job of appealing to fans of the book and a not so good job appealing to non fans.

roguetrick ,

I never saw the movie because I never understood what value that medium would have to offer. There’s just too many jokes packed into the text for it to translate into something you can watch in one sitting. It’s like when they made a movie about catch-22. It’s great to get the material to more audiences, but there’s just no way to correctly translate it no matter how good you do it.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

The amount of pants-shitting about the film from people who’d only read the books (probably not even all of them) was, well… predictable

mkwt , (edited )

Especially crazy when Douglas Adams has a writing credit on the screenplay, and all indications are that he was substantially involved in it’s contents.

Edit:

The script we shot was very much based on the last draft that Douglas wrote… All the substantive new ideas in the movie… are brand new Douglas ideas written especially for the movie by him… Douglas was always up for reinventing HHGG in each of its different incarnations and he knew that working harder on some character development and some of the key relationships was an integral part of turning HHGG into a movie.


<span style="color:#323232;">- Robbie Stamp, Executive Producer
</span>
BumpingFuglies ,

I don’t hate the movie for being different from the book; I hate it for being poorly written/directed and cringey.

Now, the BBC miniseries from the 80s - that is worth watching.

Hawke ,

But the miniseries is just a carbon-copy of the radio programme…

BumpingFuglies ,

Is that a bad thing? It’s a different medium that can reach a much wider audience. I’d bet that at least 80% of people who enjoy the BBC miniseries have never heard of the radio program.

Hawke ,

It’s kind of neutral in my opinion.

It would have been better if it varied more from the radio show as the books did, and the special effects were largely cringeworthy if a product of the time and budget. The animations were very good though.

My point was that it doesn’t particularly support the idea that all the different versions have been drastically different.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a fairly close adaptation, but not the same. And even if it was, why would that affect what they said?

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

The miniseries? Yes.

danc4498 ,

Is the song from the miniseries? I’ve never seen it.

mkwt ,

The “So Long And Thanks For All The Fish” theme was compressed for the 2005 movie.

Both the movie and TV miniseries use “Journey of the Sorcerer” by The Eagles as an instrumental theme song.

FollyDolly ,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

I do! It’s one of my favorite parts. I read the books long before I saw the movie and I enjoyed them both. Didn’t really get all the hate for it to be honest.

solsangraal , to pics in Meanwhile in Russia...
ConstipatedWatson ,

This dude rocks! Not only are they good and dressed like a toon, but they have no shame and keep one-upping themselves going faster and faster!

danekrae , to pics in A local fish and chip shop closed down, someone wrote this outside...

That is very British. I love it. And I bet you can just wipe it with your towel.

Lighttrails , to pics in A local fish and chip shop closed down, someone wrote this outside...

Quick, check to see if all of the dolphins left the planet.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Consult the mice, they’ll know what’s up.

KrankyKong ,

Not a dolphin in sight in arizona 😥

_____ , to linuxmemes in Debian is a snail and its shell

And I fucking soared

(Btw)

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

Time for Gentoo

scytale , to insanepeoplefacebook in We need answers.
Procleus , to retrogaming in Gamecube, PS2 and Wii just chilling in the evening sun. This picture just kinda happened, I thought you would appreciate it too.

And a VCR! Looove this setup, takes me back.

timo_timboo_ OP ,

That VCR is from my parents, they don’t use it anymore. I don’t really have any tapes for it though.

We had the first 3 Star Wars movies on VHS, which was the reason I set the thing up. Unfortunately, these tapes have somehow disappeared completely, they are nowhere to be found.

So it’s just decoration for now, but I’ll definitley get some other movies one day. Thank you for your comment!

MintyFresh ,

Lol for years I had a tv VCR combo with only The Goonies, In The Army Now, and some old MASH episodes someone put on a tape. A simpler time indeed!

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