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Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

All always “hell yeah brother!” as I’m pushin logs

bluestribute , to lemmyshitpost in Ah sweet!

I’ve always wanted Antiviral to be real!

mozz , to lemmyshitpost in Just why??
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

They don't want to touch you, or to depend on your qualifications in order to fulfill the task

Putting the change on the counter leaves 0 chance that you'll fuck up the process for them, in any way

Quill7513 , to lemmyshitpost in Scratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.

How you even knowing what’s going on in the stall next to you? Focus on your own shit

Zetta , to lemmyshitpost in Ah sweet!

Haha I’ve been saying for fucking years that boutique lab growing meat outlets will pop up selling exotic animal meats and celebrity human meat. We are getting close to that future

HonkTonkWoman ,

“I’ll take a burger, mediums rare, & let’s do a 50/50 blend of Ground Chuck & Beyoncé on Sourdough.”

fellowmortal ,

Its not the ‘eat the rich’ that I was hoping for… Might be the one we deserve.

idegenszavak , to lemmyshitpost in Don't give up

“log off” is another word for death, like unalive, to circumvent automatic bot censorship?

AnnaFrankfurter , to asklemmy in The stupid coating on my glasses is rubbing off, how do I just remove it entirely? Acetone maybe?

Use a sandpaper

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Soooo…the TP at my work?

Clinicallydepressedpoochie , to asklemmy in The stupid coating on my glasses is rubbing off, how do I just remove it entirely? Acetone maybe?

Hi Costco glasses guy, I see you.

EmpathicVagrant , to memes in Grade school literature was depressing

Where the red fern grows, tuck everlasting, z for Zachariah; a ton of suffering and death in so many lit books but don’t say it too loudly or they’ll ban them too for teaching folks how to deal with loss and painful endings.

MetaCubed , to memes in Grade school literature was depressing

To build a fire is so good! Would highly recommend it to anyone that is familiar with ‘The Cremation of Sam McGee’

Steamymoomilk , to lemmyshitpost in Don't give up

Day 47 still no food or water, im soo tired. I will find thee shitpost

wildcardology , to lemmyshitpost in Too easy!

Good thing boost auto plays videos.

Deello ,

It also labels videos/gifs differently than pictures. That way before I click/tap on something I already know what to expect.

alienanimals , to lemmyshitpost in Remember when 15% was the expected, not the minimum?

If everyone stopped tipping servers would realize it’s their boss who is not paying them a livable wage in the first place. Stop subsidizing employers.

BabyVi , to lemmyshitpost in Just why??

Nine times out of ten the customer is busy wrangling their items or dealing with their kid. Instead of awkwardly waiting, hand outstretched, I put the change on the counter. I then start prepping for the next customer as we’re timed on the whole process.

DaMonsterKnees , to lemmyshitpost in The world continues to underestimate you

I gotta know, man, did you bless the world with this, or are you just sharing? I mean it’s so fetch either or, but fucking bravo if your grape churned that one out. Thanks for being you!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Ha, not my grape. I make memes occasionally, but the vast majority of stuff I share on Lemmy are things I’ve collected from other sites.

JoeyHarrington ,

I heard the same joke decades ago. Still funny

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