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niktemadur ,

Old skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: “Lady… have you been nipping on the cooking sherry?”

Younger skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: “Lady… have you been nipping on the medicinal hallucinogens?”

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes … that hippie threw a Large Structural Device … those things will definitely take down a cop.

huginn ,

Ahhh pre-fent cops were still blaming drugs for their unseemly public panic attacks

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

an LSD

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m betting for a fentanyl block, it does critical damage against cops

thesporkeffect ,

The lsd was spiked with fentanyl

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

The ol block of LSD to the noggin always does the trick.

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

Sure to knock you out colder’n a mackerel

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That cop clearly said “mackeral.” I’m not sure what it is, but it’s not a mackerel. Maybe it’s a town in Alaska!

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

I imagine that much LSD would be expensive as fuck. Don’t the doses come on tiny little squares of rice paper?

BakerBagel ,

Yeah, LSD dosages are measured in nanograms. 99% of what you consume when taking acid is paper.

thisbenzingring ,

or a liquid that the nano gram partials are suspended in

Laser ,

You can measure anything in nanograms, but a typical LSD dose starts at about 100ug with the threshold at about 25ug or so. Still not much, but not what you’d usually measure in nanograms.

todd_bonzalez ,

LSD dosages are measured in micrograms, not nanograms (1,000x smaller).

A single dose of acid is ~100μg

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