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Trigger2_2000 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has tried everything.

Absolutely! Get (or remove) documents from a government you don’t believe exists. /s

Can’t beat logic like that with a stick! I realize sovcits want it both ways 😞.

Trigger2_2000 , to insanepeoplefacebook in The military loves fake plates sovcit.

Any government contracting company that would hire a nut case like that deserves all the shit that is about to hit the fan.

Thorry84 , to cat in Behold! "Must-Watch TV!"

The cat you can move out of the way at least some of the time. That light up clock would be annoying in my field of view whilst watching something on the TV. But then the phone is in front of the TV as well? That’s just bonkers.

LovingHippieCat , to games in Day 11 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots

You are playing so many games at once. Are you finishing some of the ones you’ve posted or are you playing a different game every day, except for the occassional duplicate game?

I can barely handle playing the 3 games I’m currently playing, I feel like I’m never gonna finish them. I commend you for your streak.

MagicShel , to greentext in Anon faces his greatest challenge

Can’t imagine not showering almost every day. I can’t get my shit together in the morning until I’ve had a shower.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I feel gross all day if I don’t take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.

FoxyGrandpa ,

I’m an every other day showerer. I get sweaty and gross during the day not overnight. If I do it everyday my skin dries out real bad

AEsheron ,

Fairly common in lots of places to shower every other day. So ling as you aren’t doing manual labor or working out and making yourself gross, showering every day can actually be detrimental for stripping away too many oils, especially for your hair, but can also cause dry skin. I’m with OP on this one, gotta shower every day in summer, but in cooler months I’m an every other day guy.

Socsa ,

People who go to bed without showering are disgusting. Change my mind.

KingJalopy ,

Their bed is disgusting maybe, but they aren’t necessarily disgusting.

Socsa ,

Filth is a state of mind and sleeping in it isn’t the first stage.

gmtom , to lemmyshitpost in Good point

I have an baseless theory that people that first has sexual experience when they were young or in strict households and had to sneak around and hide their relationships are more likely to want to chest because the “thrill” of hiding the relationship and tabbooness of it reminds them of their formative sexaul experiences.

Darkassassin07 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Went really well for you sovcit.
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

We need courtrooms just for SovCits, that include a nice spectator deck with a bar…

Also @BonesOfTheMoon you’re the GOAT, always with the premium content for us. Cheers!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Thanks! They’re the funniest part of the internet insanity to me.

Tar_alcaran ,

Courtrooms have audience benches, but they constantly refuse to list which cases are sovcits.

Also, they do frown on bringing your own booze.

henfredemars ,

And then 10 seconds after they have established their weird magical victory, the cops come in and say actually JK you’re definitely going to jail now.

Grimy ,

The first guy to make Judge Judy but for sovcits is literally going to be become a millionaire.

loaExMachina , to lemmyshitpost in Is this Jeff or is this what Jeff is selling?

I think this is Tucker, you should talk to him.

Vinny_93 ,

I think Jeff sells you the possibility to talk to Tucker. And I agree that the deer must be Tucker

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So Jeff is selling Tucker? And Tucker is a talking deer? Or should you just talk to Tucker like you talk to a dog? “Who’s a good Tucker? You’re a good Tucker! Yes you are a good Tucker!”

Vinny_93 ,

Jeff is selling talks with Tucker. Whether he is a talking deer is neither here nor there. Once you pay Jeff for a lil chinwiggle, you find out if you can just talk to him or have an actual conversation. Or maybe a form in between where he can talk, but doesn’t say anything useful.

iAmTheTot , to greentext in Anon faces his greatest challenge

Second person needs a bidet.

gigachad ,

While I agree with you, it is not normal for anyone to smell like shit after going to the toilet

ChicoSuave ,

You may need a bidet.

subignition , to greentext in Anon faces his greatest challenge
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Anon needs a dehumidifier

Second Anon needs to actually eat vegetables

fossphi ,

Does it work if I directly inject veggie fibres up my colon

SkaveRat ,

only one way to find out

Phineaz , to insanepeoplefacebook in Went really well for you sovcit.

I always find it baffling why they think avoiding to state their name is somehow helpful. Do they believe that the court will just say “well, tell your mister NAME that he is guilty and has to go to prison once we actually find him” ?

partial_accumen ,

It looks like they are treating this like magic. Say the incantation properly and vanquish your foes. If your enemy learns your name they can cast spells on you hurting you.

adespoton ,

Essentially, sovcits don’t understand how the legal system works and think judges are bound by the sovcit’s personal interpretation of the literal text. They take this right down to the constitution and common law, ignoring precedent and case law.

saltesc ,

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  • Trigger2_2000 ,

    Not stating their name gets them (or at least their strawman) extra charges. Eventually their strawman will have enough magical powers to overcome any obstacle! /s

    ImplyingImplications ,

    They unironically believe that the government has no power to enforce laws against real living breathing people and that they can only enforce laws against legal fictions. All they have to do is ensure their real person is always kept separate from their legal fiction and they don’t need to follow laws.

    To them, acknowledging your name (sometimes only your name in ALL CAPS) is the same as combining your real person with the legal fiction and must be avoided at all costs. In courts, they will only ever say they are representing a legal entity and will never acknowledge they are representing themselves as that is the same as combining the real with the fiction.

    None of this works because the base premise that the government can’t enforce laws against living breathing people is untrue.

    FruitfullyYours , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds like a success sovcit.

    How do these people make it 7 years this way? They should all be in jail for something or other within a year if police are paying attention

    TexasDrunk ,

    For the same reason that there are a million people in Houston with paper tags that don’t get caught. Unless you’re actively committing a moving violation or the cop just absolutely doesn’t like you (that could range from personal vendetta to driving a car they don’t like to driving while black in a middle class neighborhood), there’s a good chance they don’t notice your plates.

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    I’m sure, while I think cops are by and large very bad, that even for them it’s above their pay grade to tangle with one of these morons and it’s easier to just look away. Cops have been killed by sovcits so I can’t say I blame them.

    federalreverse , to insanepeoplefacebook in Can't say I have sovcit.

    Rite of way

    I think the word they’re looking for is “passage”, it’s called a “rite of passage”.

    Kraven_the_Hunter ,

    Also, I don’t think they understand that ‘rite’ is a ritual and ‘right’ is an allowance.

    EmpathicVagrant ,

    “Passage‽ U can’t pass me ima floor it!” -them, probably

    thanks_shakey_snake ,

    In a different context, I might read that as a thoughtful and subtle pun.

    slazer2au , to cat in Historical cats

    And now we have cats walking on keyboards deleting government databases.

    PugJesus OP ,

    God, that explains so much about my encounters with government.

    Slovene ,

    So THAT’S what happened with CrowdStrike!

    JASN_DE , to insanepeoplefacebook in Can't say I have sovcit.

    And do what, claim to be a letter in delivery?

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