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Eyck_of_denesle , to programmer_humor in True?

I see this meme more often than i see my parents

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Is this Jeff or is this what Jeff is selling?

Jeff called in sick again because there’s a reindeer dogging his ass.

The coward.

LaserTurboShark69 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Went really well for you sovcit.

Wow what kind of dumbass would ever be stopped at a yield sign in the rain

verity_kindle , to insanepeoplefacebook in Can't say I have sovcit.

Women do this, definitely not men. Men have to buy postage on pirateship, FACT!

AFC1886VCC , to programmer_humor in True?
deegeese , to insanepeoplefacebook in Can't say I have sovcit.

Probably a valid way to surrender your plates to the state.

FQQD , to lemmyshitpost in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Dude, tidy up

BoxOfFeet ,

I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Bro it’s totally ai generated I swear bro

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I’m joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Clean your fucking sink.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I will when I’m not using it to transplant fruit tree cuttings, Mr. CumFart 👍

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What kind of fruit trees?

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I have a couple of mulberry cuttings I’m trying to get started - it’s a bit early, but they usually do pretty well; I’m going to start on an apple tree next, and may do more after. We’ll see.

I’d also like to go hiking and find some pawpaw, more persimmon, and whatever else I can find.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I think you have to graft apple cuttings.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Possibly. We have a peach tree that we’ve grafted onto from a couple of different species, so we’ll just do the same for apples if we must. I haven’t done the research yet. To be honest, I didn’t help with the peach tree, and I’m just now kinda getting into trying to preserve the native fruit trees we have around my home, so I don’t quite know what I’m doing yet.

Potatisen ,

Is this a workshop kitchen or something?

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Well, kinda, in the sense that I treat my entire existence as a workshop. Always tinkering, but never really accomplishing anything. Like Inspector Clouseau but with no case to speak of. A tortured artist whose only accomplished piece will be the grease stain on the cat-scratched couch. Too busy waiting on life to actually enjoy it. Too much to do to accomplish anything at all.

But I’m doing better than I used to. I used to drink!

Maeve ,

Congrats on "used to!"

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Ay, thanks :-) Just passed 6 years!

Maeve ,

Welcome! Six years is a fantastic job!

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I must admit, there was one single time when I thought “maybe homemade wine will be ok” and it was not. So I did backslide 2 years ago, but I don’t think it should reset the counter. Though I’ve never gotten an opinion on it.

RedditWanderer , (edited )

I’m almost certain this is rage bait. The kcup, the folgers, the food… Ya

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I wouldn’t call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li’l post. I’ve gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D

RedditWanderer , (edited )

If your kitchen intentionally looks like that to get people to comment on it, it’s ragebait.

If your kitchen just looks like that by default then it’s just a shitpost.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

It wasn’t intentionally to start conversations, but that’s what I’m taking from it. It was simply me noticing my counter was messy, thought, “it’d be funny to make it worse and then act like it’s normal. I should add a glue gun to reference my post from last night,” making it worse, adding a glue gun to reference my post from last night, and then took a picture of it like it was normal. The coffee conversation was merely because the coffee maker was in the center of the picture. If it had been my mulberry cutting, I would’ve asked about plants or plastic bottles or something. It’s comedy because it’s not the expected norm. And it implies that I eat hot glue sticks.

RedditWanderer ,

So ragebait

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

It’s just a silly post, dude. If you’re mad about it, then you need therapy.

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Oh well, I fell for it. Still not nice to look at at xd

RedditWanderer ,

Apparently it’s not intentional…

CaptnKarisma , to lemmyshitpost in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.

Man you really got me, til I saw this shitpost community. Still make mine with a percolator or espresso lavazza bean is good

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I’ve never tried a percolator, but I hear mixed reviews. Probably because I hear things from both hipsters and hobos.

CaptnKarisma ,

it is hit or miss, depends if you like a strong cup. Also takes a few tries to get the water to grounds ratio until it makes one you like. Or if it doesn’t auto stop you gotta keep an eye on how dark it gets

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I’m not familiar enough with them to know: are there different, like, styles of percolators? Different in functional ways?

e: I guess you answered that with your ‘auto stop’ statement, now that I think about it.

bjoern_tantau , to lemmyshitpost in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
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You can’t post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I hope this is the commercial I hope it is

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Pretty much, lmfao

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

This is different from the one I remember.

thisbenzingring ,

At least he’s already met her parents.

LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before

ShinkanTrain , to greentext in Anon faces his greatest challenge

Rare real greentexts. You can tell they’re real because anon sounds gross.

Hikermick , to insanepeoplefacebook in Contents of sovcit's vessel.

I’m shocked the “do not remove under penalty of law” tag from a mattress isn’t one of them

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Can't say I have sovcit.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have now.

PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in "I speak for the trees"

Conservation is non-negotiable

deranger , to lemmyshitpost in Shouldn't name the cables after him if they're not for him.

I love eating eating too

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Went really well for you sovcit.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How is this person not in jail?

KingJalopy ,

Because they don’t stop at yield signs

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