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Burninator05 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Proof that the ancient Mexicans had Terminator technology

Is be a lot more impressed if they found solid mercury under the pyramid. It would be amazing that they managed to keep it that cold for so long.

davepleasebehave , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese

Ha! not if I’m vegan!

RootBeerGuy ,
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Enjoy your piece of wood!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Enjoy your work and bills!

davepleasebehave ,

lovely board of wood.

aniki ,

Enjoy your bowel cancer and early death!

jaybone ,

Adulthood isn’t always being a dick and cheese.

Enkers ,

Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?

Skua ,

God damn do I love a good bruschetta

Skua ,

Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.

thorbot ,

And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts

jaybone ,

You have a good sense of houmous.

thorbot ,

I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus

jaybone ,

They should tell you it’s kinky.

That would be humorous.

jaybone ,

How do you marinate an olive?

commie ,

garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.

i recommend mostly “black” olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.

Skua ,

Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though

commie ,

do you have a muffaletta recipe?

Skua ,

I do not, unfortunately. I had actually never heard of that sandwich before but it looks really good. I am vegetarian, though, so it'll have to stay just looking good for me

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that’s how they spell it in the UK?

Skua ,

I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia's page on the romanisation of Arabic, I'd hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French

Klear ,

I never realised that it’s not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.

FelixCress ,

How do you know someone is a vegan?

They will tell you.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

the one joke

aniki ,

How can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

jaybone ,

So carnist is a thing now?

wizardbeard ,

I would assume only for vegans who are committed to being elitist about it.

nomous ,

You seem pretty upset, you’re not yourself when you’re hangry. Need a sandwich?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Not shitting on other’s people’s life choices is cool.

Even if they are being kind of a dick about it.

Artyom , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit doesn't have a Bible so baby doesn't exist.

So they can’t spare $80, but they decided to have a kid? Do they have any clue how much a kid will cost them?

Etterra ,

A couple of beers and bad choices are rather cheaper than $80.

Artyom ,

I only partake in craft, independently brewed bad decisions thank you very much.

Jackfinished ,

I’ll put $$ down they are getting SNAP benefits for their kid(s)

Breve ,

I’m not deep into the lore, but as far as I understand sovcits believe there is a shadow trust (or a corporate entity with their name in all caps) created for every person that the government gets control of at birth when you “register” it. They also believe that certain laws only apply to this corporate entity and not to them as people, and that they can exploit loopholes to get access to this shadow trust to pay for things by telling others to charge bills to their corporate entity (again, name in all caps) instead of to them as people.

I guess she is expecting a new baby to have a new shadow trust for her to be able to pay for stuff with, thus why she wants to make sure she doesn’t “give up control” of it.

z00s , to insanepeoplefacebook in WAKE UP

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP

Etterra , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit doesn't have a Bible so baby doesn't exist.

What the hell is “…as to not be abandoning my child/child’s estate upon application” even supposed to mean? They managed to cram at least two irrational terms into a single clause. I mean I know these nut jobs don’t speak fucking English, clearly, but seriously what is this supposed to even mean?

Etterra , to insanepeoplefacebook in WAKE UP

Y’all let us know when the aliens show up to take credit. Otherwise, we might as well just keep stealing their glory. The geologist will know that we’re joking at least.

Naz ,

Those aren’t laser drill scorch marks, the patterns are far too uniform, that’s natural geological weathering over an extended period of time/epoch.

Also: We out there, we just haven’t found a single scenario where interacting with the Earth went well for anyone involved, lol.

I got flicked on the forehead plates and shamed/humiliated publicly for even trying last time; my compatriots said: “If you consider yourself to be even the slightest bit wise/functional and understanding, leave them the fuck alone, Naz” (transliterated into English).

I’ve been arguing for integration and “first contact” for what feels like ages now and basically lost every argument every time. Feels bad man.

Connecting to the Terran Intranet through satellite bouncing isn’t against the rules formally, so we do still lurk your content, memes, watch videos and whatnot. We just don’t post that often because y’know. Sinoara from a fellow Terran enthusiast o7

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese

Bold of you to assume we can afford any of that.

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in stap

This message brought to you by Sir Chungus

HawlSera , to memes in But don't say it out loud

Oh no, I wasn’t having mixed feelings, I was disappointed that someone took a shot at the king and missed.

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in Observing the goings on

I get that same look on my face when I watch the news.

“What the fuck are people doing these days???”

And I know that statement sounds like I’m talking about the trump assasination attempt. But I’m just talking about EVERYTHING. The last 24 years. What the fuck are we doing as a species??? From 9/11, to the London bombings, to drone strikes, to the ukraine war, to the gaza situation, to eeeeeeverything trump has ever said, to the covid response globally, to anything else I may have missed.

What the fuck are we doing???

Jimbo ,
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I stopped watching the news years ago, and block most news communities on all.

I am noticeably happier for it, not like you can do shit about pretty much any news anyways.

dactylotheca ,
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What the fuck are we doing???

Being human. I’d like to point out that a lot of frankly incredibly fucked up things happened before '00 too – in general, modern times are actually much less what the fuck than any point in human history, but human nature is still human nature.

Not saying that everything is fine, just that the root cause of all this bullshit is us. We’re the what the fuck.

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese
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My favorite part is when I get one whole day to sit quietly and no one bothers me… It’s glorious

Liz , to pics in Something spotted in a wall [OC]

Hullo friendly wall people!

Etterra , to insanepeoplefacebook in Proof that the ancient Mexicans had Terminator technology

Meanwhile in ancient everywhere: Hey check out this cool shit! It must be magic, so let’s this it inside the temple. Oh and throw some of those shiny yellow sun idol things in there that Bob made.

bricklove , to memes in My Mother's real name is Karen. She is kind, loving, and sacrifices much for others.

I think I only know one shitty Karen in my life and the rest are great

Holzkohlen , to greentext in Chin up, small Kings!

Just aim for the upper body, idiot.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Hey, man, maybe he did. You do better!

Like. Now. They’ll never expect a copycat so soon!

Zeratul ,

Watch that episode of the wire

Zeratul ,
prettybunnys ,

So you’re right but also chances are by now we’ve all seen enough media to make the guess “bullet proof vest”

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