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Red_October , to lemmyshitpost in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. /s

Tangent5280 ,

bruh Im too high to be reading this kind of shit

Octopus1348 , to cat in Early Thursday morning.
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Literally me right now.

ShaunaTheDead , to lemmyshitpost in Which one was your favorite guys

I don't get it, but I assume there's some obscure historical or philosophical joke going on here. Can someone explain?

Or maybe it's "read" as in "read his book" and the drag term "read him for filth" lol I hope it's that one

Squorlple OP ,
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Marcus Aurelius is known for his philosophy and other writings. The name “Marcus Aurelius” sounds like “Marcus or Elius”, which Henry Cavill in the meme mistakes as a choice between two actual people. Not wanting to come across as unread, meme Henry Cavill responds with a boastful affirmative answer. However, because he has not heard of Marcus Aurelius, meme Henry Cavill’s response of “Both” reveals his pseudo-intellectualism, intention to deceive, and insecurity to the interviewer and the audience.

Tangent5280 ,

Why the vitriol? Whats this guy done?

corus_kt ,

Think it’s a joke explanation to a joke answer from Cavill.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in I'm apparently getting old...

And the stuff in the sink after a shave looks more like sand

over_clox OP ,

You spelled Spanish Moss wrong.

Bougie_Birdie , to insanepeoplefacebook in Could it be?
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When I was a kid I got this book from a garage sale. It was really neat, the illustrations were fire, and the author presents a theory on how dragons could have existed despite there being no physical evidence for them.

The gist is that dragons were actual creatures that were hunted to extinction in the iron age. But over the years the accounts turned to myth, and the mythological dragon is quite different from an actual dragon: essentially a hydrogen blimp with toxic blood that melts its bones shortly after it dies.

However, even as an eight-year-old I knew this was just a thought exercise. And as much as I think dragons are neat and would have liked to drink the koolaid, I guess I just don’t have what it takes to be a professional crazy.

Red_October , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds legit, sovcit.

“Confirmed what I already knew.” I’m sure that was with some detailed research into the breadth of the subject involving the reinforcement of a robust understanding, right? Surely it wasn’t something like… finding a couple legal sounding books, and finding a few words in those books they understood, before taking some pictures they thought suggested research and calling it good!

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

I don’t care whatcha say, 10,000 BC was a great film.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s definitely got better effects than One Million B.C.

Jomega , to insanepeoplefacebook in Could it be?

This used to be me in the eighth grade. I grew out of it.

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

This is too mild. Maybe I should make a reddit account and start posting about how sulfuric acid and bleach makes the best bubble bath.

FQQD , to lemmyshitpost in They only show up after midnight though
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Exorcism ❌

Exercise ✅

TheFriar ,

Goth girls never exercise. They’re exorcise

uis ,

No, they summon Satan

TheFriar ,

Elf girls never exorcise, they summon Santa

GreatRam , to lemmyshitpost in They only show up after midnight though

Its*

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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I saw that too. =/

casmael ,

‘’’’’’’’’’’

samus12345 ,
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If it’s grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?

toothbrush ,
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Its

Sorgan71 ,

it’s*

gravitas_deficiency ,
loaExMachina , to lemmyshitpost in They only show up after midnight though

Wait, you mean deadlifts aren’t about raising the dead?

Hasherm0n ,

They’re about raising the sarcophagus. Those things can be heavy.

riddlemeboner , to lemmyshitpost in They only show up after midnight though

Wheyfu

merari42 , to lemmyshitpost in They only show up after midnight though

By this logic, Goth girls should not go into economics. They’ll just decrease overall welfare by increasing dead weight loss.

Skullgrid ,
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I can carry her dead weight

TheFriar ,

Umm….

Skullgrid ,
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Bruh if you’re “umm 😳” about that, I had a goth girl ask me to pretend she was dead and I was her necrophile and for me to fuck her that way.

And I went along with it.

Branch_Ranch ,

Atta kid.

HappycamperNZ ,

Or reducing it by lowering taxes and introducing market clearing policies.

cerement , to lemmyshitpost in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.
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Egypt invented matryoshka dolls

FlyingSquid OP ,
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MeatPilot ,
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db2 ,

The one below that one looks like he’s saying “I’m so sick of this shit.”

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