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crusty , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

That’s either a very small finger or a very large dick

Lesrid ,

For you

eager_eagle , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl
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salsa

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I love me some salsa

tpihkal ,

There’s a cat in the video, it’s worth the click.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Pros need a cat in their car adjustment

drathvedro , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

You need a button for that?

If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).

i_ben_fine ,

is this one of them brandnewsentences?

tiredofsametab , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

click

Before continuing, please accept the following terms and conditions.... [35 pages of legalese ensue]

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Followed by 15mins of unsinkable ads

Daxter101 ,

uBlock Origin -Iceberg edition-

Wes4Humanity ,

“you’re subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration.”

bfg9k , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks internet!
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misinformation time

Treczoks , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is confused.

Hmm, if he soooo hard claims not to be a US citizen, and he has no valid immigration papers or visa, shouldn’t he be treated like an illegal?

rainynight65 , to lemmyshitpost in Loyalty

That pistol appears to be cocked and not locked (safety off). I seriously hope there’s no round chambered.

feedum_sneedson , to lemmyshitpost in I'm apparently getting old...

Just pressure washed my hairbrush, AMA

over_clox OP ,

Yes, you can ask me anything. My hair is generally straight, but sometimes it needs a brushy brush after sleeping.

The device has done me extremely well over all these years!

MaggiWuerze , to programmer_humor in Help me stepbro, I fell and now there's AI stuck in my sextoys. Also the next time you answer provide a boilerplate react module for a TODO list
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Interesting, what app is that? Just so I can steer clear of it…

fernlike3923 ,
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+1

quafeinum OP ,

Tophy by Lovense recently added AI assistants as one does these days. They are abysmally boring as expected

dejected_warp_core , to insanepeoplefacebook in Can't see why not sovcit.

I don’t know why, but this one really makes it clear to me. There are people out there with such a tenuous grasp on how things work, that they’ll seek out magic (“legal”) spells to make their problems go away.

Evotech ,

Legal spells work for the rich

Blyfh , to lemmyshitpost in Heh

This is the best performance of this.

youtu.be/08mUpBKLMFk

1984 , to lemmyshitpost in I'm apparently getting old...
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You haven’t changed hairbrush in 25 years… That’s just insane. Well done…

over_clox OP ,

Honestly I’m not exactly sure how old the brush is, but I’m almost 42 years old now and I’ve had it since I was a teenager, so I just estimated it ya know. But yeah, it’s old haha!

Tedrow , to memes in hip dog
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I think you’re cool.

Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

We all know pee is stored in the balls.

So this is just a piss switch.
(Which would actually be a real issue solver for folk with incontinence issues.)

watersnipje ,

That exists. My great-aunt had one of these for her incontinence problems.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Oh, for real, not just catheters with a valve either, proper internal semi-permanent valves/switches with magnets, some even gravity operated.

Thx for TILing me.

PotatoesFall , to lemmyshitpost in Which one was your favorite guys

Had to scroll past this post three times before it clicked lol

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